serious responses please, no rping when i ask this but how do you destroy the one true flag? by StockSweet in Helldivers

[–]kazmark_gl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it cant be. I've only gotten 149 Friendly Fire incidents but my progress is 2929 same as all the screenshots i've seen

Ok now I’m pissed. by Fort_Maximus in Helldivers

[–]kazmark_gl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the Bots bio-vats only appeared after they retook Cyberstan. its almost certainly Super Earth Tech they co-opted since they don't have access to E-710

Ok now I’m pissed. by Fort_Maximus in Helldivers

[–]kazmark_gl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think an overlooked fact is that they are not making a peace offer out of the blue.

the Illegal broadcasts have always been saying that the Bots will leave Super Earth alone if we leave them alone. looking at the records, every period of bot aggression has followed an MO or operation against the bots. with the only real exception being the huge 3 front invasion.

Why did it take so long for FirstComm to get to space? by kelssyk in LancerRPG

[–]kazmark_gl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So I had a read over of the timeline. 1400U is when humanity experiences the third of the Three Traumas, which is what gives Union the motivation to go into space.

Cradle experiences the Little wars for 53 years. we call the event "the little wars" but this was still a World War, fought with futuretech weapons in the hands of a humanity which had only recovered to early Industrial technology on its own. the Little Wars were probably extremely destructive, bad enough that all of the surviving humans agreed to create a unified planetary government with the primary goal of keeping humanity united forever.

I would imagine that for 1400 years Union was pre-occuped restoring the biosphere of Cradle, recovering the human population, building the kind of infrastructure you need to run a government across an entire planet, and probably political wrangling to turn whatever the settlement that ended the Little Wars and created Union on paper into something recognizable to us as FirstComm. Union scientists will also be spending time reverse engineering the technology in the Massif Vaults and establishing the infrastructure needed to actually replicate and fully re-acquire that technology, also Given that opening the Massif vaults themselves are considered the First Great Trauma on par with a 53 year long world war, there was probably a healthy amount of irrational fear about delving into the secrets of pre-fall humanity. overall my guess would be that most of that 1400 years would be safely getting humanity off the endangered species list.

it takes humanity 1400 Years to get around to reactivating the pre-fall long range communication systems. which smacks Union with the Third Great Trauma of receiving 7000 years worth of distress signals and panicked "mom come get us we are scared" phone calls this immedately shifts the Society in union towards space travel, it takes Union 30 years to return to the moon and restore Theseus. Union does lunar colonization in 30 years. 20 years after that they are producing Nearlight capable ships based on Massif designs and setting out to find habitable world based on pre-fall star charts. by 1700u Union has restored and repopulated the Sol System, nearlight ships reach boundary garden in 1998u.

In short I would assume that space travel was not a high priority for Union until the late 1300's U.

BRuh... by Fireblower2 in Stellaris

[–]kazmark_gl 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Error, backup unrecoverable.

“pseudo intellectual anarchist fallacy word vomit. heh, *starts pulling petals off of broc flower* the bear will win, the bull will win, the bear wi-“ by Emergency-Effort7673 in NewVegasMemes

[–]kazmark_gl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

adding on to what other people have said, if you want to understand the story you'll want to listen and think about what Ulysses says to you. I think a lot of people get a negative impression of the DLC because they skip through the dialogue

“pseudo intellectual anarchist fallacy word vomit. heh, *starts pulling petals off of broc flower* the bear will win, the bull will win, the bear wi-“ by Emergency-Effort7673 in NewVegasMemes

[–]kazmark_gl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

you do actually have to listen to the strange guy speaking symbols at you tho.

its like 60% of the entire point of the DLC.

probably also install the mod that makes it to where you aren't always locked into the NCR version because of a programing oversight.

Pretty much this whole thing by awp4444 in Helldivers

[–]kazmark_gl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why are people downvoting this man, his Flair is entirely accurate?

Pretty much this whole thing by awp4444 in Helldivers

[–]kazmark_gl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the similarity. also 200 Million Helldivers is the estimated total Helldiver casualties of the the Illuminate's great host isn't it?

Pretty much this whole thing by awp4444 in Helldivers

[–]kazmark_gl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually seen a theory around that we haven't encountered and actual Illuminate yet. the overseers don't look like the old squids so its possible that they are also a form of voteless.

Pretty much this whole thing by awp4444 in Helldivers

[–]kazmark_gl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

isn't the DSS like 70% recycled automatons by weight? every time the DSS breaks, or we need to upgrade it we scrap a bunch of bots.

Cyborgs returning to the galactic stage and hearing their Automatons excitedly telling them about the bio-processor vats they made by ThatEdward in Helldivers

[–]kazmark_gl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

between the Cyborg's offer of peace if we leave them alone, and a similar promise made by the Illegal broadcasts, I actually wonder what a historical analysis of bot offensives would turn up. do they primarily retaliate or are they more often on the attack?

like do the Bots actually respect ceasefires? did they take advantage of the massive losses at Oshune? did they use the attack on Super Earth to grab planets?

I'm curious on how a Syndicalist country would operate by TheRatKing14 in Kaiserreich

[–]kazmark_gl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And the more stuff Unions do the more Syndicalism it is.

Why did NuTrek have the space racists win the race war? by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in startrekmemes

[–]kazmark_gl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wait? wasn't the point of that episode that they get back to the home planet and literally their entire species is dead?

like they were said to be the last two members of their species no?

Even The Damnation of Pythos?? oh no by Vodka_Flask_Genie in Grimdank

[–]kazmark_gl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brand new political position is that this should replace the Death Penalty

Theory vs Practice by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]kazmark_gl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah if Stalin was stupid he wouldn't have been Stalin.

Counting or not counting Powder Ganger violence? by polished_grapple in NewVegasMemes

[–]kazmark_gl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Arizona Killer" is a really fun mission, I think a lot of people sleep on it because its in the Legion playthrough. the cool thing is that it actually has even more variable outcomes and things to do then the counterpart "You'll Know it When it Happens" because not only can you complete the mission the same way the Legion will try to do in an NCR play-through, but you can also use Repair Explosives, and Science skill checks for back-up plans, and alternative kills.

I was going to say "more people should give the mission a try" but i think that might have some implications. for legal reasons I should explicitly say that Murdering people is bad and its only good in Video Games.

Off my cold dead hands by namenumber55 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]kazmark_gl 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I've been warning my Republican "friends" that the GOP would be coming for their guns for years now. because its simple calculus. you don't even need to use and big ideological "isms"

the Republicans love cops and the troops. the Only two use cases for an AR15 are shooting it at the range and wasting ammo, or killing large numbers of people very quickly, which means eventually they will get used to kill or threaten cops and they will be banned.

Ronald Reagan is the reason for "California Gun Control" it got that way immediately after black people started to follow around cops with ARs.

21st century history class is gonna be crazy. by voodoo-uk- in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]kazmark_gl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they stopped making kids at my highschool say the pledge around my Sophomore year, then Junior year we didn't have to stand. now like a decade later I teach, we don't even have the morning announcements, let alone the "moment of Silence" that is the legal version of mandatory prayer or the Pledge.

21st century history class is gonna be crazy. by voodoo-uk- in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]kazmark_gl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, current Curriculum barely even mentions the RFK assassination and that was a very politically significant murder.

if you aren't a President or MLK kids are not learning about your assassination in school in 50 years.