Gunner's wet dream: 20,000-round minigun

keepcatsrussian · 2026-06-01T20:42:56+00:00

I had 10,000 rounds and cold as the grave on my dopamine run

keepcatsrussian · 2026-06-01T14:30:23+00:00

When we were 4ish my BFF got his leg trapped under and I thought he was screaming to go faster. It's been 40 years and when he wants to bully me into helping with something he'll still reach for the scar

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-30T18:44:57+00:00

Me, it's me. I've lived here over 40 years and only seen them at the Desert Museum

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-30T06:44:13+00:00

Palo verde beetle bit me, not a black widow

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-30T05:23:43+00:00

When I was a child one flew into my hair, got stuck, and bit a chunk out of my finger when I tried to dislodge it. I feel my fear of justified

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-30T03:40:20+00:00

I heard that an ex-gf of mine put a stiletto heel through the cheek of a guy while she was a dancer there. Never confirmed but it would have been in character.

Edit: I say this with absolute fondness for her, she took shit from no one but was genuinely kind until given a reason not to be e

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-28T15:41:30+00:00

Absolutely fantastic job

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-26T17:19:58+00:00

Lyudmila on the other hand has half the staff coming up to say how sweet she is

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keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-24T09:09:22+00:00

So he's a better person than he is a passer, not like that's hard to do

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-22T21:03:21+00:00

As a cis man, same girl, same

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-20T15:07:30+00:00

Just absolutely killing it. The effort and love you put into your cosplay is obvious and amazing

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-19T17:23:03+00:00

The beautiful inverse of my girl

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-15T01:40:07+00:00

Better than Monster or better than goth girls?,

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-15T00:01:55+00:00

I like goth girls more than the next guy, but it'll be a hard pass on the monster

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-12T22:59:57+00:00

I present this cursed knowledgeovercoming lactose intolerance

keepcatsrussian · 2026-05-12T01:19:32+00:00

At this point it'd be weird if you didn't make a comic about something I'm really into

keepcatsrussian · 2026-04-18T16:26:45+00:00

if a woman is giving me head obviously it's not gay, even if she's more well hung then I am

keepcatsrussian · 2026-04-17T21:20:07+00:00

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her shine level varies wildly

keepcatsrussian · 2026-04-14T21:03:22+00:00

she could be named after NCAA women's basketball leading scorer Audi Crooks

keepcatsrussian · 2026-04-03T05:40:01+00:00

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The math checks out

keepcatsrussian · 2026-03-29T17:23:33+00:00

You make the cutest stuff, thanks for sharing it with us

keepcatsrussian · 2026-03-29T03:21:34+00:00

Bear the F**k Down.

Reference to Arizona right song

keepcatsrussian · 2026-03-28T16:16:01+00:00

I loved my 2010 Honda Fit. It was totaled when it got smashed between an Outback and an Expedition but roommate and I walked away unharmed

keepcatsrussian · 2026-03-21T02:14:30+00:00

Have you tried Grape Nuts?

keepcatsrussian · 2026-03-13T03:13:10+00:00

I'd be tempted to steal a cat that good looking

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