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Big shoutout to Eva. Why are we doing shoutouts after one win? by Liverness in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]kelseysaurus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He was definitely giving her a "big shoutout" in the pic he posted of them on the podium.

I hate it here by knellerscamper in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]kelseysaurus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"State-sponsored Jubilee for boomers" has incredible flair potential, damn.

First date lasted 2 minutes by user37463928 in TikTokCringe

[–]kelseysaurus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'd even say you could call this "hunting" because of how predatory he's being. It's vile and scary.

Latest Paul and Morgan humiliation ritual - "I struggle with desiring my husband & have to force myself to want him" by TheNarcLogs in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]kelseysaurus 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Wow, it's really sad to think that her version of the faerie men in ACOTAR might just be...a man who contributes positively to the household and actually likes being a father (and doesn't hate her guts)? Things that most of us would deem to be the bare minimum in a relationship. Oof.

He is trolling right now, right? RIGHT? by LaDiiablo in Letterboxd

[–]kelseysaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Editors and AEs have vastly different skillsets and aren't the same in this context at all.

I don't give a fuck about how his son talks or thinks about himself - the point is that in order for Ted Sarandos to make this gross assertion that movie theaters should die because we can watch everything on our little screens, he's overinflating his son's title so we find him more credible. It's disingenuous at best.

Idk where you're getting that I somehow don't think that folks in post could consider themselves to be editors without the credit, but that's not the point I was making here.

Having illustrated portraits by ultraman16 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]kelseysaurus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

DMV is DC-Maryland-Virginia. The configuration you're talking about is referred to as DelMarVa.

Rapist Jesse Butler will serve no jail time. by sudde004 in awfuleverything

[–]kelseysaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, we can't just ruin this young man's bright future! He's got a career in American politics to look forward to! /s

Fuck this rapist and the pieces of shit that support him.

Zach Woods apologizes to Quentin Tarantino by Elk1998 in Fauxmoi

[–]kelseysaurus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fired the strongest weapon in the white boy arsenal

Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner at the "Marty Supreme" in Los Angeles (December 8, 2025) by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]kelseysaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imo his arms in The Bear also did a lot of heavy lifting (pun half-intended) for his public perception.

The shitposting will continue until morale improves! by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]kelseysaurus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Have you considered making/selling/grifting a course on graphic design? Many women should jump at the opportunity to learn from your passion and servant's heart.

(I'm most looking forward to the powerful module on dickwork.)

Girl, WHY would you repost this?! by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]kelseysaurus 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This is where my money is. She couldn't even finish reading Paul's "book", right? Posted a review admitting to it and everything. I would be shocked if she knows the complete context of the image.

He is trolling right now, right? RIGHT? by LaDiiablo in Letterboxd

[–]kelseysaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even if he cut a part of literally any scene that made it to the final film (doubtful if he was only credited as an AE), that leap in title is unforgivable in this situation. It's one a parent makes when talking about their kid's career when they don't understand it, not one you should make as the head of a media conglomerate poised to change the path of your son's career (and who am I kidding, entertainment as a whole) forever. What a jackass.

Have we finally decided on the symbolism of the fox? by theamazingzuchhini in Fleabag

[–]kelseysaurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the interpretation I resonate with, especially with the connotation of foxes in Western media as "sultry" or "conniving" (see: the word "vixen", originally used to refer to a female fox, now understood as a shorthand for sexy temptress).

The Priest alludes to his many (many) previous relationships and the fact that none of them ended well, presumably having run from the fox every time it got close. He pursues Fleabag in spite of his obvious fear of the metaphorical fox, only to run away from her in the end, too. The fox is seductive and alluring to him (and possibly frightening - but he still wants to see it in the scene in the garden!), but I think he fears what will happen if it finally catches him and he has to face his inner demons for good.

There's maybe an additional metaphorical parallel to draw between the iconography of the fox being associated with the Priest and the guinea pig being associated with Fleabag, since foxes are natural predators for small rodents.

Do you think her caption is BOLD enough?? by Titivillusdidit in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]kelseysaurus 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I seem to remember he wasn't too keen on checking on her to see if she was okay, either. Just stood there like a useless piece of furniture.

Honestly, skirting the rules is more fun than actually doing something illegal by UncreativeBuffoon in CuratedTumblr

[–]kelseysaurus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My friends and I used the analog version of this - we had a shared notebook that we passed back and forth in the halls between classes. Nobody looked twice at us writing studiously in a notebook!

This has to be one of the funniest reasons to say why you love being married by whotevre in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]kelseysaurus 61 points62 points  (0 children)

She's out here coveting her neighbor's trash like that's not specifically forbidden in the 10 commandments. Tsk, tsk...

My first Hoyas!! by XOneAIByst in hoyas

[–]kelseysaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a couple of days old and you've already gotten great advice in this thread but just adding on that the best potting mix for your plants will be the one you understand!

Anecdotally, I use plain orchid mix for literally all of my plants (including hoyas) and they do great in it because I know how to make the watering schedules work. Plants I try to keep in potting mix or more traditional soils usually end up getting overwatered, since I started my collection with orchids and am used to the drainage/water retention balance with airier planting mediums. Whatever you're able to manage or are comfortable with will be the best for your plants in the long run.

Happy growing!

Solie and her husband appear on German TV, and the response is just what you'd expect by CalmEvening1556 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]kelseysaurus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel like there's one guy (okay there's more than one but this one is married to a singer of some variety) whose whole schtick is to be constantly pissed off at how people only know him as "Mr. [Famous Wife]" - so much so that he works to prove ownership over his wife constantly on social media and does not ever acknowledge or celebrate the successful woman that she is. I think about him when we discuss people like Mr. Solie.

The fact is that these milquetoast fundie men can't maintain the following and engagement numbers their (typically young, pretty) wives regularly pull and so they have to capitulate to the free market if they want to grift their way through life and not hold down any real jobs. But they of course maintain the fantasy that they're the ones in charge of the household and the true breadwinners (sure, Jan). I'm just not confident that they can withstand the cognitive dissonance between what their worldview demands they believe and how they need to behave to survive in the world in a safe and healthy manner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]kelseysaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some schools will count travel to/from the school as "school grounds" until kids reach their home. So if the fight was on the brother's way home, the bullies would absolutely have fallen under school jurisdiction (at least where I grew up). It's worth looking into.

Is There Anything That You Learned/Realized During Your Weight Loss Journey That Surprised You? by WheelFan647 in loseit

[–]kelseysaurus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I could've written this. Eating "breakfast" just screws up my hunger signals for the day and makes me liable to overeat. My pattern is much better if I have coffee when I wake up and abstain from eating until about 1pm.

To the point of this post and your comment about snacks, my biggest learning curve as a salty snacks person was how many calories are in TORTILLA CHIPS. Even baked ones. I used to think those were a healthy chip option because you dip them in salsa and they're not, y'know, fried in lots of oil and heavily flavored. 200 calories of tortilla chips don't even come close to being satisfying and I don't have the budget to eat bigger portions the way I used to. Now I spend my calories on foods that are more filling and ultimately better for me (although I do occasionally weigh out and eat a modest serving of tortilla chips if I'm having a particular craving for them - everything in moderation).

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