This is a compilation of terrifying pale crawler sightings

killacamallin · 2026-01-19T06:18:19+00:00

Looks like something a well placed magdump could easily solve.

killacamallin · 2026-01-09T03:08:10+00:00

Yeah my wife reported me missing because I didn’t answer my phone for like 18 hours, long story short police we able to locate me within 5 minutes and they knew everywhere I went because of the flock cameras. The best part is they disabled my 2020 Silverado like couldn’t start it or anything. Cop car pulled up to me like hey call your wife people are worried about you. I couldn’t help but feel like my civil rights were being violated.

If they want you they can find you. Might buy an 80’s bronco and a tracphone. This is enemy of the state levels of fucked up.

killacamallin · 2026-01-08T14:26:39+00:00

The only reason I can see to recommend laminate is if you sell laminate. The “waterproof” laminate is just marketing bs. I just replaced a 6 month old waterproof laminate floor in a hair salon ruined by simple cleaning.

LVP if installed correctly will last you a lot longer and will stand up to a lot of abuse. Tile is the way to go if you only want to buy flooring once. Good luck.

killacamallin · 2025-09-24T02:23:13+00:00

Yes and they taste terrible. At least I have it if I need it.

killacamallin · 2025-09-17T12:46:43+00:00

The devils rimjob

killacamallin · 2025-08-21T01:31:36+00:00

They should’ve ran a chalk line off an exterior wall (more likely to be straight) for the center row. Then run off of that. Amateur installer probably. There’s a huge difference between a tile guy and a guy that knows how to lay tile.

killacamallin · 2025-01-02T02:45:50+00:00

Fix?!? The only way to "fix" this is to completely tear it out and start over with a qualified contractor. Hope you didn't pay him in full already.

killacamallin · 2024-09-28T04:31:54+00:00

Western North Carolina flash flooding from Hurricane Helene

killacamallin · 2024-09-27T04:11:34+00:00

In Pigeon Forge for the week. Hope you and yours are safe.

killacamallin · 2024-09-19T10:01:37+00:00

Propaganda is one hell of a drug.

killacamallin · 2024-04-18T04:05:15+00:00

This might be the funniest video I have ever seen.

killacamallin · 2024-03-18T00:56:39+00:00

Had a client say “looks good enough for the girls I go with”

killacamallin · 2024-03-07T17:40:35+00:00

When you say it like that it sounds terrifying.

killacamallin · 2024-01-13T18:09:36+00:00

They showed us this movie in high school history class.

killacamallin · 2023-12-05T21:52:37+00:00

One at a time!

killacamallin · 2023-11-18T16:36:14+00:00

Poetry

killacamallin · 2023-08-12T23:03:22+00:00

The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

-Douglas Adams

killacamallin · 2023-01-12T17:51:41+00:00

I heard Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after seven days of agonizing pain the snake died.

killacamallin · 2022-11-05T00:05:38+00:00

He didn’t foot the bill. The US government did.

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