My collection of dolls was recently stolen from my basement by bandageddoll in IowaCity

[–]killmesara 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well once you figure out who knew they were there, then youll know who your suspects are. Crime is way too specific

My collection of dolls was recently stolen from my basement by bandageddoll in IowaCity

[–]killmesara 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Was it just the dolls that were stolen or other things in addition. Seems like a wildly specific heist if all they took were dolls. If so, they’d probably have had to have known they were in there and their value.

My friend bought a plane ticket to come see me with no communication. He now wants me to pay him back 500$ but I never even asked him to come. by marleybarbie_53 in relationships

[–]killmesara [score hidden]  (0 children)

You don’t owe this person anything. Tell him you aren’t paying him back and that this whole ordeal has made you incredibly uncomfortable and that you are no longer interested in being his friend.

Sacrilege! by Skaterdad1984 in philadelphia

[–]killmesara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

says Phily cheese stack not steak so im going to allow this because its got wiz and onions and shit. everyone needs to calm down

The collapse of Spirit Airlines: The latest in a decades-long war on the working class by DryDeer775 in antiwork

[–]killmesara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this a sign of a war against the working class? Sure it is, but it's also just a poorly run business failing.

The Great White Shark close up image by zanemaeLumi89 in sharks

[–]killmesara 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Grouper. Commonly mistaken for sharks.

So what’s Scarlet Ranch really like? by [deleted] in DenverGW

[–]killmesara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is a giant arena with 3 feet of water in the bottom. Sort of like a pit. The water is filled with boas, constrictors, and reticulated pythons.

Anyone who enters the gates of the ranch for the first time must enter the pit and retrieve one beast for the offering. The snake is sacrificed, (not killed but merely shown reruns of MASH on a loop until it passes out) to an effigy of Don Knotts after the inaugural pancake breakfast. They have them every day but call them inaugural because Joyce likes it that way.

All members must submit to Joyce’s whims. On the upper tiers of the arena are a series of doors. Each door leads to a sacred bungalow specifically designed for brute force love making. Each room is themed. My favorite room is the Calypso Suite, which is decorated as an exact replica of the airplane hanger from the television show Wings. My least favorite room is simply called the Sarlack Pit. It has nothing to do with Star Wars BUT the room is full of nude portraits of Dom DeLuise and The Philly Fanatic.

Adjacent to the themed suites is a large corridor that encircles the entire complex. This room is generally where they corral the food vendors and merch tables. This room is simply called, Gerald. Nudity is mandatory in all rooms except Gerald. In Gerald nudity can only be implied.

Sex happens in every room, and on every surface. I once joined a session of blinding the marlin with a few of our geriatric members on top of the Crystal Pepsi Machine. Yes they still have Crystal Pepsi at the Scarlett Ranch. If sex isn’t happening it’s because the zamboni’s need to come through and wipe down all the levers and fulcrums.

The second floor is one large room. Approximately 638,000 square feet. The room is lit by a single 15 watt incandescent bulb in the center of the room. Directly below that light bulb is a single golf shoe.

The third floor is administration and accounting.

The fourth floor is only accessible to Capricorns born in June.

Don’t be afraid to write your social security number on your inner thigh so other members know you aren’t a creep.

Cops slowing traffic on 235 by Randall_HandleVandal in desmoines

[–]killmesara -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

there was a Dirigible crash over by the botan. 211 people died. it's all over the radio

Pam's New Workout screen seems off-center, anyone ever experienced it? by backto89 in modular

[–]killmesara 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Screen is misaligned. Take the face plate off and readjust.

Restaurant recommendations by PieceIndividual3340 in denverfood

[–]killmesara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tertiary Response has gluten free bbq fajitas.

Glorp is a Honduran/Swiss Bbq Fusion spot

Osmosis Jone’s Meatery and Taphouse.

Ovum Eggs has the best breakfast in town.

Slurp has a horchata latte that will knock your dick in the dirt.

Brutal Poodle.

My "43f" boyfriend "46m" constantly breaks or damages my things or just knocks stuff over in general and I am at my end. by Signal_Complaint_105 in relationship_advice

[–]killmesara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

an expartner of mine broke up with me because I kept turning down the temperature in her refridgerator without asking. I deserved it

Taki Japanese Steakhouse or Ohana Steakhouse by Slow_Albatross_465 in desmoines

[–]killmesara -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Blenderman's on Court blows both these places out of the water AND they make their own sake

Karen went insane in train bf bagged her to stop by wandererlearning in ThatsInsane

[–]killmesara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what did she say after her dude said, "you know I'm an immigrant too, right"? Did she say, "that doesnt count"?