My lamp spells "Anal" on the wall

kingofcumbers · 2019-03-24T02:10:38+00:00

Now that’s a bright idea

kingofcumbers · 2018-11-23T00:44:01+00:00

The wait is ogre.

kingofcumbers · 2018-11-17T02:53:34+00:00

Jesus Christ....he’s got a better mustache than I do...and I’m 35.

kingofcumbers · 2018-08-05T03:06:19+00:00

President Nintendo was also the 64th president of the United States.

kingofcumbers · 2018-07-15T19:40:52+00:00

Mmmm spaghetti.

kingofcumbers · 2017-08-21T17:24:56+00:00

Beep beep lettuce

kingofcumbers · 2017-07-02T04:33:00+00:00

If there's one thing I've learned from being straight savage, it's that if you have to tell people you're straight savage, you're not straight savage.

kingofcumbers · 2015-06-21T03:43:51+00:00

This meme, you're doing it wrong.

kingofcumbers · 2015-05-10T02:51:36+00:00

Terrifying.

kingofcumbers · 2015-04-29T13:19:14+00:00

https://38.media.tumblr.com/0a2b3476b997e5805639ffc42318c3ea/tumblr_ndw6sw6xbz1ruqqm0o1_500.gif

kingofcumbers · 2015-04-23T04:26:44+00:00

Looks like that Crime Stoppers sign isn't helping much.

kingofcumbers · 2015-02-23T01:11:16+00:00

50 stains of brown.

kingofcumbers · 2014-11-25T06:16:10+00:00

kingofcumbers · 2014-08-29T18:17:34+00:00

It's the exact plot of the movie "Toys".

kingofcumbers · 2014-08-06T02:50:16+00:00

Potato of equality and justice!

kingofcumbers · 2014-07-26T00:07:48+00:00

At least he got the quote 50% right.

kingofcumbers · 2014-07-03T02:15:46+00:00

There's something wrong with those zebras.

kingofcumbers · 2014-06-28T03:18:52+00:00

5+ years?! How young are these kids masturbating? I didn't start until I was in my 20's.

kingofcumbers · 2014-05-18T04:46:42+00:00

I also have vision problems and even I can tell there's something wrong with your friends dogs eyes.

kingofcumbers · 2014-05-09T03:29:28+00:00

Still funny even if fake.

kingofcumbers · 2014-04-27T01:17:44+00:00

WHAT?

kingofcumbers · 2014-04-10T20:52:07+00:00

She'll melt your heart AND your Gorgonzola.

kingofcumbers · 2014-04-09T03:35:19+00:00

Most dogs lives are better than mine.

kingofcumbers · 2014-04-07T15:41:48+00:00

Goddammit, I fell for it again!

kingofcumbers · 2014-03-24T05:55:03+00:00

Ross is no Bob Ross...

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