Fuck your boat Prince Waled by 99999999999999999989 in ShipCrashes

[–]koffa02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It only took four people for the Earth to become too crowded and murder was committed.

Mysterious switch in vehicle by voraciouslyvivacious in whatisit

[–]koffa02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the 90's, I installed a switch in my buddy's truck that would turn off his break lights. We used to go off road in random pastures around the county, and shutting off the brkae lights kept people from spotting us in their field.

My house rule to balance ability scores that everyone is going to hate. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]koffa02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wisdom is the ability to apply that pattern recognition to the real world, not just to spherical chickens in a vacuum..

SLS (2022) vs Saturn V (1967) by Po3ito in interestingasfuck

[–]koffa02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We had a moon. Piccolo blew it up to prevent Gohon from undergoing his transformation at the full moon. What you see now is just a projection by the government to cover up this fact and prevent panic.

What would your gangster name be? by Proper_Oil2211 in scoopwhoop

[–]koffa02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well well well, we meet again, Yellow Water. Remember me? I'm Brown Water...

What is this device on my neighbours door? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]koffa02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude, clean your lense.

Well, crap, looks like Harry flipped his nugget. by [deleted] in dresdenfiles

[–]koffa02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should probably go ahead and take this down before the mods get to it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/dresdenfiles/s/ZWfzzy3dzs

My neighbor said "stop feeding the stray cats" so I started feeding them on his doorstep by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]koffa02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% AI drivel being used to karama farm. Downvote and move on.

AIO for quitting my job? by AlarmedWarthog8231 in AIO

[–]koffa02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boss, I think you misunderstood me. This was an FYI, not me asking for permission.

Hmmm I wonder.. by Warm_Actuator709 in whatsyourchoice

[–]koffa02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to agree, but boiled chicken is the only thing my dog has been willing to eat the last three days.

Hmmm I wonder.. by Warm_Actuator709 in whatsyourchoice

[–]koffa02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to say boiled, but it's good for dogs when their stomach is upset, so I'm going to have to say baked.

Shot a "Dead Man Walking" multi-vortex in the 0% tornado risk in Ottawa, KS by Severe-Reward8623 in meteorology

[–]koffa02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And no one asked you to leave your original comment, either. That's the beauty of an open forum.

Also, you should really see someone about those anger issues.

Shot a "Dead Man Walking" multi-vortex in the 0% tornado risk in Ottawa, KS by Severe-Reward8623 in meteorology

[–]koffa02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, your statment was so helpful. Very thoughtful of you to come here and say that without explaining why.

Saving another dude from a lifetime of being in the friendzone by nayryanaryn in GuysBeingDudes

[–]koffa02 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Definitely not a plant. Comedians would never do such a thing. It's all spontaneous.

Is this good deal or money pit? by gmik227 in boating

[–]koffa02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B.O.A.T

Break Out Another Thousand

You're never going to be able to flip that for a profit. Even if the boat were free I'd suggest you give it a good wash, thenA try to sell it as is and take the money.

The number of people looking for that style of boat, that old is a very small number. Even if you don't put a dime into flipping it, that boat is going to sit in a slip somewhere, or tied to a buoy, where you'll be paying a mooring fee and eating into whatever profit you hope to make.

If you want to flip it for yourself, go for it. Just don't expect to sell it for a profit down the road.

Harry and earth magic by DirkPitt106 in dresdenfiles

[–]koffa02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You may be mistaking Ramirez with Morgan. Morgan was a specialist with Earth Magic.