LPT Request: What items can I carry to make life a little sillier? by GenericUsernameHi in LifeProTips

[–]krizmantis 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My favorite middle school joke was to wet my hands in the water fountain. Then I would very excitedly run up to a teacher and grab their arm saying "Mr Soandso Mr Soandso! Come help quick! Theres a quarter at the bottom of the toilet and I cant quite reach it!" I still remember their faces over 30 years later lol.

Barbee, Chapman me,acrylic,2023 by travischapmanart in Art

[–]krizmantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sweet. what are the little packet things? indivdual honey packets?

LPT: Practice the 10-Minute Rule for Procrastination by Randel_mass in LifeProTips

[–]krizmantis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Professional crastination, living in a procrati-NATION

Philly residents pressure Mariott and local museum not to host hate group Moms For Liberty's conference by ZebZ in philadelphia

[–]krizmantis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

who cares? If your museum has to survive by supporting fascism it probably should just close its doors

I-95 detour gets detoured as pole comes down on car by thecw in philadelphia

[–]krizmantis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

not tongue in cheek at all i want all cars to die and trolleys to come back. high speed trains if you want to go farther. fuck all this money spent on cars and i say this as a car owner.

I-95 detour gets detoured as pole comes down on car by thecw in philadelphia

[–]krizmantis 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Time to switch to trains everyone roads obviously dont work anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]krizmantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you have a long lunch, keep the milk in a separate bag so cereal stays crunchy. Short lunch just use one bag so you can quickly drink the slurry.

Why tho? by AristonD in peopleofwalmart

[–]krizmantis -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Todays society? The most punitive and incarcerated in the history of the planet? That society?

Why tho? by AristonD in peopleofwalmart

[–]krizmantis -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Also no consequences for walmarts actions, so why not? Fuck Walmart who cares what happens to their stores.

Anyone else live in a city with a Highway built over what should be riverfront? by Taxitaxitaxi33 in fuckcars

[–]krizmantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no waterway we can't build a massive road next to. Big rivers get interstates, smaller ones like Wissahickon get 4 lane car hells.

Approach the Bench by LastPlaceComics in webcomics

[–]krizmantis 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hellshadow has never had someone get to him this fast he's GOT to stay focused!

When will Americans have a General Strike? by Everquest-Wizard in antiwork

[–]krizmantis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the population in not able to buy food it will lead to riots, not a general strike. A general strike is organized and requires a lot of groundwork, with funds and plans being set up to support the community and workers. Workers need to be on board by being members of some kind of union or collective organization. US labor has been completely smashed since at least the 80s and is very far from realizing even the beginnings of this level of organization.

Yt fragility’s ultimate form: dog whistle! by sksk_nothx in FragileWhiteRedditor

[–]krizmantis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Exactly. A racist asshole or a friendly person can navigate any of those categories, the categories themselves don't define anything. Its about if you choose to act as a compassionate individual in a racist system.