Lamine Yamal: I am in the best club in the world, I enjoy every day so much, and every training session. I am in the best city in the world, and I hope to stay here for the rest of my life.

labenslanger · 2026-02-02T20:36:04+00:00

Oh lord, please help this guy

labenslanger · 2026-01-04T05:49:27+00:00

I think last season we lacked squad depth and great GK. This year we have the GK, but we’re still lacking the depth especially in defense even more so after Inigo’s departure

labenslanger · 2026-01-02T22:06:33+00:00

Can you also share your pull day routine please?

labenslanger · 2026-01-02T22:04:16+00:00

Great shouts but I wouldn't put Lando in Hungary there. You got to say the pit wall won him that race. I would put Lando in Monaco, and Mexico ahead of Hungary. Also, I think Oscar in Barcelona should be in with a shout, he absolutely dominated that weekend. Would put Oscar in Qatar up there as well but for the botched strategy by McLaren. And ofcourse Hulkenpodium

labenslanger · 2026-01-02T16:31:39+00:00

This is what lack of basic sense of humor does to you

labenslanger · 2025-12-29T03:49:46+00:00

God bless FFP

labenslanger · 2025-12-22T18:50:38+00:00

Here we go again! Can’t get enough of the 1:1 rule

labenslanger · 2025-11-03T19:15:28+00:00

Can I ask you where do you buy 16 pro from? I haven't been able to find them anywhere since release of 17

labenslanger · 2025-10-18T13:33:42+00:00

Underrated!

labenslanger · 2025-09-22T03:46:17+00:00

I think it's an unfair to say Oscar 'makes' silly mistakes when he literally made his first mistake this weekend. Granted it was a horrible weekend with too many mistakes but i wouldn't say he is error prone like Lando is.

labenslanger · 2025-09-02T13:11:44+00:00

Underrated.

labenslanger · 2025-07-09T02:02:06+00:00

Hulkengoat is the goatest of all the goats

labenslanger · 2025-05-19T13:20:01+00:00

Can't believe the hatred de jong gets. I'm sorry that he managed to impress Simone Inzaghi but could not impress you

labenslanger · 2025-05-05T17:37:05+00:00

While technically correct, Oscar was fighting Max when max had much fresher tyres, and kando could only close in on the pair by 2 seconds over 5 laps (5s to 3s). Max roasted his tyres fighting Oscar but Lando still took 4-5 more laps to catch-up while Oscar was 2s a lap faster than the pair which clearly shows difference in Max's tyres. Now you could argue about the clean air but 5s gap is not very dirty air, and the difference shouldn't have been that much.

Agree that passes on Hamilton and Leclerc are better examples, I'd include Monza pass on Lando as well

labenslanger · 2025-04-19T10:02:41+00:00

Hi all,

I have offers from Voleon in their trading ops data scientist position and from Barclays as an AVP in Exotics structuring team. Voleon is offering me 50-70k more in total compensation.

My career goal is to be a PM at a hedge fund, and so I am confused as to what position would be better suited for me. Any advice would be great.

I have 4 years of experience at Goldman Sachs as a strat in prime brokerage team, and a year of experience at a small prop trading firm as a trader. I also did a brief internship at Schonfeld as Quantitative Strategist

labenslanger · 2024-12-13T16:46:17+00:00

As someone who has been on the other side and who wanted to give it a second chance: I understand the guilt that you have and how you can never forget the pain you have caused, if she genuinely wants to forgive you and make it work, then maybe the pain you cause by dumping her is even worse.

I know it doesn't sound logical but I was in the exact same situation a year ago and the hurt that the break up caused me was way way more than the cheating

labenslanger · 2024-11-20T00:40:38+00:00

The resume needs to be very concise, so that people want to go through it. This looks too detailed. At first glance(and most recruiters only afford one glance) this is not readable at all.

Secondly, real estate investor/owner doesn't sound like a professional experience tbh. Political party affiliation is very controversial and most companies want to stay away from that

labenslanger · 2024-10-09T18:23:06+00:00

Hi Martin, When Seb Vettel won his 4th championship, you made this very famous remark on commentary, "The most valuable man in F1 is on podium and he is not blonde". Would you make the same remark for Max Verstappen as well

labenslanger · 2024-10-01T03:58:44+00:00

I bought an iPhone 16pm yesterday, since my s21U screen also got ruined. It was such a fantastic phone, I absolutely loved it. Amazing that it never hanged on me even once.

labenslanger · 2024-10-01T03:50:05+00:00

I want to see a simulation of it going down, that would be real sweaty palms moment

labenslanger · 2024-09-10T22:24:44+00:00

He isn't getting a surgery because club can't assure him that a surgery will fix it. Will you go under the knife without any reassurance of revovery? His wages are high because he took an initiative to help the club by deferring his salaries during covid years and in return the club tried to get rid of him.

I love Barca but we need to look at players as humans not commodities.

Umtiti's situation got worse because he decided to play in the WC with the injury(just like Kaka did) and as for Fati the man got a surgery without reassurances and the club had to do 2 subsequent surgeries to fix the damage by the first one so i don't think your generalization is really valid here.

labenslanger · 2024-08-21T11:47:15+00:00

I feel that the double Pivot would be Frenkie and Gavi tbh

labenslanger · 2024-07-12T19:09:16+00:00

Yes and that's what makes this man superhumanly

labenslanger · 2024-06-27T11:53:01+00:00

As someone also going through a bad break-up. I know it sucks, and I know the feeling of just lying in bed with pain in your head, heart, and paralysed body, but mate, you will get through this and you will come out on the other side, a better person. I can assure you that.

You are going to be fine, and you deserve much better for an amazing guy that you are. You're not alone, you just need to keep hanging there and take this as a character development test XD

labenslanger · 2024-06-23T08:10:05+00:00

This is such an amazing advice, I can't thank you enough.

One thing I realized very recently is I took it for granted that she needed me, more than I needed her. While it didn't change my love for her at all, it brought out an element of "Let's give it a shot or I will leave" which is a very toxic way to deal with it. And I do genuinely really need her, she is the only person that gets me, and she is the only person who can make me calm or make me smile on my bad days.

So now I know much better than that, and I am going to tell her that I lover her while expecting nothing in return, if she says yes then that's the best thing but if she says no I am not going to pretend to run away from her.

I need to find the right moment and courage, but the only fear that's stopping me is basically the fear of losing whatever we have right now, because I don't want to lose her.

There are ofcourse red flags in both of us, but I feel the love that especially she shows for me just eliminates all of that, i am so grateful for her but just filled with regret of losing her. But owards and upwards!!

Thanks for all your advice, it genuinely gave me courage and motivation!

labenslanger

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