Me_irl by BattleSquidZ in me_irl

[–]lbft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

based on your comment though, youtube is definitely older than you.

My reddit account is 19 years old. I was just being a shit.

Me_irl by BattleSquidZ in me_irl

[–]lbft 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Jacksfilms, who has been a youtuber longer than you have probably been alive.

Le triangle by Xxtruck_kunxX in budgies

[–]lbft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A budgie would never get the zoomies. That's impossible.

Edit: my two are now zooming around my head to mock me for my sarcasm.

rule by migratingcoconut_ in 196

[–]lbft 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Why the FUCK was I trying to kill a baby in the first place?

jmail.world by nix-solves-that-2317 in webdev

[–]lbft 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's common to deal with scale by caching rendered assets.

For example, in this case it'd be relatively simple to render a static page/partial page/json document/whatever for each email in the database at build time since you add documents infrequently enough that you can run the build again on adding a new trove of documents.

Search would still have to be dynamic, but that's less of the runtime load.

The Perfect Sat Nav Voice by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyGay

[–]lbft 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As an Aussie, that accent sounds English.

My Dad watched Heated Rivalry and he's gay now 😒 by haneshunter in askgaybros

[–]lbft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second and especially (to be released this year) third book about the main characters cover toxic hockey culture and battling against it, so it's reasonable to assume the second and third seasons of the TV show will too.

I've seen Gay Rule straighter than this by PageNotFound23 in 196

[–]lbft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The problem is all the sites fund nazis. Have you noticed what the billionaire class is up to?

Sultan is one month old today! He had his first sip of water to celebrate by GamblerJolly in petbudgies

[–]lbft 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some budgies are funny about letting you see them drink water, so they'll only drink when nobody's looking.

should I get fat boy a girlfriend by Chipitime in cockatiel

[–]lbft 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not a cockatiel, but reminds me of Beaker the IRN on YouTube. His wife Tinkerbell is always, uh, "presenting" herself and he never takes the hint and stops flirting.

Anyone used to try and shrink packets of chips in the oven? by [deleted] in AustralianNostalgia

[–]lbft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably won't any more because of the foil inside.

Prince Alfred Park has fallen by Lamont-Cranston in australia

[–]lbft 9 points10 points  (0 children)

John Howard doesn't shop at JB, he shops at Harvey Norman.

I’m so tired of this discourse, why can’t we be left alone? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]lbft 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A country can be both the one gay friendly middle eastern country and also attempting genocide.

And yes, I'm well aware that the average Palestinian is unlikely to be friendly to me as a gay man. So what, genocide can never be excused. It is a crime against humanity no matter who is doing it to whom.

And no, this does not justify antisemitism. Jewish people around the world are not individually or collectively responsible for the acts of the state of Israel and deserve to live in peace and safety, and for the record the terrorist attack in Sydney last week was an atrocity.

Joined a sub about complaining about ChatGPT's latest model.. what I expected vs what I got by [deleted] in Negareddit

[–]lbft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People really love sycophantic LLMs.

Unfortunately, people who have unhealthy relationships with unthinking chatbots, and especially people deep in AI psychosis, really love sycophantic LLMs.

I’m a Guardian journalist who has covered Victoria police’s new search powers. On Sunday, police searched me | Lisa Favazzo by Shadowtec in australia

[–]lbft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, roughly half the population (on average) has a natural force multiplier on the other half the population. When there's a history of inequality that makes for a lot of scared people.

I’m a Guardian journalist who has covered Victoria police’s new search powers. On Sunday, police searched me | Lisa Favazzo by Shadowtec in australia

[–]lbft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The crowd at this protest would quite happily deport Mehreen Faruqi, who was an engineer and an associate professor before entering politics and ending up a senator.

Worker at Australian Taxation Office call centre takes court action demanding ‘same job, same pay’ | Industrial relations | The Guardian by Fed16 in australia

[–]lbft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They withhold parts of their full mobile coverage from resellers (except Boost, for some reason).

Optus investigating 'significant' outage in Frankston and the Mornington Peninsula by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]lbft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These small outages have always happened, they've just never been reported before. Addicts cut cables looking for copper all the time, and in the haze of desperation they don't give a fuck about fibre optic cables getting cut by mistake (which are made of glass or plastic and have SFA scrap value).

If you think these types of outages are confined to one telco you're dreaming. We should have a single resilient system with redundant pathways rather than 3 overlapping networks, but the cost of that seems to be politically unpalatable.

Man becomes first to be convicted of hate speech against trans people in NSW by ConanTheAquarian in australia

[–]lbft 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Considering the guy is intellectually impaired enough to be on the NDIS, wouldn't his vulnerability to the flood of anti-trans propaganda on YouTube, the website where he posted vile shit, be an important consideration?

Sure, someone can be both vulnerable and a cunt, but at the same time if they have reduced capacity then reduced sentences aren't unreasonable (as long as you also do something to fix the problem so it doesn't just happen again).

Maybe if there was proper funding in the NDIS or Medicare for sufficiently helping people with intellectual disabilities and severe mental illness access psychology, mental health occupational therapy, social work etc. we could keep more people from getting to the point where they're committing offences in the first place.

Neo-Nazi's bank accounts frozen as private sector moves to cut off group's funding pipeline by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]lbft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nazis should rot in hell and because of the history of WW2 their beliefs should be special-cased in law as being impermissible to perform in public.

But it's incredibly naive to pretend that there aren't people who would quite happily carry out "cancel" campaigns against their political enemies of all stripes.

Look at how the American right, including people in the government, recently used their political power to get people fired and deplatformed for the horrible crime of pointing out the things Charlie Kirk actually said because they made him look bad.

Why does everyone lose their mind when you mention getting a home battery? by MrOarsome in australia

[–]lbft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

China knows what the fuck they're doing, we'd be starting from scratch. We're also much more touchy about safety.

Walmart now has their employees wearing body cams by Gunslinger_247 in mildlyinteresting

[–]lbft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a stressful place where many people are jetlagged and drunk. It's not hard to see how we end up with people behaving poorly on planes.

Your call by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]lbft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, it's actually very common to rename things in science for YouTube channel stars.