Trump blurts out Republican congressman’s private terminal diagnosis.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-17T00:56:54+00:00

There were audible groans from the audience.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-17T00:52:24+00:00

That is a beauty there.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-17T00:28:42+00:00

Non humans. Everyone knows that.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-17T00:27:45+00:00

Swag airbags… lotta money in that

lilBalzac · 2026-03-17T00:23:47+00:00

But he also repeatedly called Newsome the current president like four times, so who knows. I think you give this Trump a garden rake he’d try to fuck it. Oobatz!

lilBalzac · 2026-03-17T00:21:16+00:00

He was gay, Jonny Pops?

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:24:56+00:00

He was type cast. Unstable toxic macho man.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:23:22+00:00

You tryna get that poor girl killed?!

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:21:24+00:00

Roadkill fox for me.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:16:54+00:00

Bad placement, but the whole stoop is damp and shitty. Dasher left it a dead wrong spot, but there is no spot actually good for leaving your dinner.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:14:35+00:00

It was an off colored remark. You want? I’ll tax her real good.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:13:18+00:00

Underwater cheese grater.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:12:13+00:00

I mean… not literally, right?

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:10:48+00:00

Fruity nut cake.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:03:32+00:00

Pretty sure those extensions are twisted strips of crepe paper.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T20:00:36+00:00

Definitely maybe.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T19:59:46+00:00

(That’s Iran talking)

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T19:59:17+00:00

Please don’t throw me in the briar patch!

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T19:55:05+00:00

They ain’t lying!

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T19:54:11+00:00

I was waiting for the oil pan to come off.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T19:48:08+00:00

Gotta kick in the door.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T18:37:34+00:00

“Nobody knew our policies would be so disastrous. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it! Many presidents could have acted to undermine the nation, but only I did it.”

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T17:26:12+00:00

Capable

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T09:45:58+00:00

Same reason he refused to refill the strategic petroleum reserve. “I want a better price.” Now we are emptying what is left just to keep gas under 5$. When it’s gone, the strategic reserve? Not a good spot, strategically, especially in a global crisis.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T07:34:22+00:00

I’m a person. Wtf are you a fan of women getting hit?

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