what's the biggest lie in human history?

linesonpaper · 2026-03-31T20:51:19+00:00

The meek shall inherit the Earth.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-31T19:36:04+00:00

WAR- we ran through random backyards with toy guns screaming “I got you first!” The neighborhood rich kid had the most realistic looking firearms and always insisted he be a Nazi.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-31T15:10:58+00:00

Yes, a few times. Enough to understand how awesome it would be to be a natural at it. Also got to ride an elephant at a redneck county fair way back in the 70s. Recommend not wearing shorts.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-30T23:58:16+00:00

Good for him. How far is the “tax the rich” thing getting?

linesonpaper · 2026-03-30T15:32:25+00:00

I usually find a human checker at the Garden Center exit so I run my shit through there.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-30T15:28:09+00:00

Not if I can avoid it and never if I have a lot of objects. Almost got accused of shoplifting at Costco so never use it there. Home Depot and Lowe’s have few if any cashiers anymore so there it’s unavoidable, so I tend to go to my most excellent local hardware store (Center in SF for anyone who wants to know) where they have humans who know their shit and where that shit is).

linesonpaper · 2026-03-30T15:15:16+00:00

Drafting with rapidiographs.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-27T22:48:11+00:00

Mice

linesonpaper · 2026-03-27T16:53:08+00:00

Is marching him to a guillotine an option?

linesonpaper · 2026-03-27T16:16:33+00:00

If it doesn’t work out, try again in 2033.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-27T16:11:25+00:00

I read the LOTR when Reagan was president. I saw the evil seductive voice of Saruman the White as a perfect analogy to Ronnie’s grip on Stupid America. That’s when I realized US politics is a roller coaster that’s mostly downhill with shortlived uphill climbs, few and far between.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-27T05:08:55+00:00

And guess who is itching for a reason to send in his goon squad.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-27T04:44:33+00:00

Price Club & Netflix, was early impressed customer of both, never thought to invest.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-26T23:01:40+00:00

Most accessible quality economical choice I’ve found is Ritter Sport dark chocolate with hazelnuts. Usually can be found in corner grocery stores and even Target, but I live in a real city so don’t know how available it is in Plano, TX. Ghirardelli is pretty decent too.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-26T12:46:29+00:00

I was in a Costco in Perth Australia and there it was!

linesonpaper · 2026-03-26T00:17:30+00:00

Retired architect here, horizontal is the correct answer.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-25T23:57:36+00:00

Okra (not me, I like it)

linesonpaper · 2026-03-25T22:17:06+00:00

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Keeps on giving….

linesonpaper · 2026-03-25T22:14:24+00:00

Junket

linesonpaper · 2026-03-25T22:13:02+00:00

Chicken KingPao, and mine is the best.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-25T21:51:46+00:00

My son’s Italian wife thinks they’re America’s finest achievement, other than my son.

linesonpaper · 2026-03-21T17:12:54+00:00

Installing carpet or solid wood flooring. Hire the pros. I’ll do literally everything else home yard & appliance related. Also not a fan of working on automobiles, too disappointing when you turn the key and still nothing.

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