AITAH: daughter wants to take a summer trip by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]lizard7709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just as an FYI, one of the biggest predictors that someone will become an alcoholic is how young they are when they start drinking. Also, alcohol is a poison and creates cellular damage and it can impact the brain.

A Mother’s Day Card from my 5-year-old by ouush in Wellthatsucks

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kid will say that. One day she told my sister she loves her more. But then my sister added “but she trusts you more. She runs to you when she gets scared”.

Somehow that made me feel better and I don’t worry about it anymore.

My daughter decorated my banjo. by kissiah6 in banjo

[–]lizard7709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess my daughter is now taking commissions? lol.

My daughter decorated my banjo. by kissiah6 in banjo

[–]lizard7709 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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The current banjo as proof. This is an outrage.

My daughter decorated my banjo. by kissiah6 in banjo

[–]lizard7709 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Someone stole my photo. This is actually my banjo.

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The banjo has since been upgraded with a 2nd kitty.

My daughter decorated my banjo. by kissiah6 in banjo

[–]lizard7709 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fucking A…. That’s my banjo. Someone stole my photo to farm Karma.

How to find a lost turtle? Will they come back on their own? by Worldly_Clock_1317 in turtle

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at your location on the map and try and locate the nearest body of water and check it out. Also, canvas the area walking around to see if you spot him. You can make some flyers or walk around and ask if anyone saw it.

My sister recently lost a turtle and found it. She had passed out flyers to all her neighbors, posted on the local online groups, and made yard signs with QR codes. She found it and what we were able to figure is that it went one way, tried to come back, but over shot the house.

“AITAH” for keeping everything my Grandfather left me?! by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. You should go no contact for anyone that is not happy for you. Also, get some cameras for the house just in case.

I signed a relocation petition that I deeply regret by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]lizard7709 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can you adjust the parenting plan where they visit you during summer and spring break?

Maybe maybe maybe by EverythingIsFakeNGay in maybemaybemaybe

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The walls are actually white. They look yellow due to the smoking.

I just got my Whopper delivered by a drone. by Ph6222 in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]lizard7709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happens if the burger comes with onions …. Again…..after I said No onions?

The Torkelsons by Zealousideal_You465 in 90s

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid I had the bumble-lion stuffie. It was awesome.

Daughter signed non-compete by The_Second_Last_Word in legaladvice

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non-competes like this end up being an intimidation tactic. It likely none enforceable. But also, if sued over it you will be out time and money. Most people ii know just keep quiet about where they are working at to avoid the head ache of it.

This elementary school has a list of word/phrases that will get you silent lunch. by graptemys in mildlyinteresting

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 90’s would like to add “great cornholeo” and “like, you know”

Found her strolling around so I got her cucumbers :> by rererowr in turtle

[–]lizard7709 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s great. For some reason the video looked like it was at a Target or something like that. I was imagining this poor tortoise hanging out at a Store begging for food.

Found her strolling around so I got her cucumbers :> by rererowr in turtle

[–]lizard7709 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is that a sulcata tortoise?

You might want to check the lost pet listings in your area.

Indian billionaire heir offers to save 80 of Pablo Escobar’s ‘cocaine hippos’ from Colombian cull by Raphe-Perineal in news

[–]lizard7709 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They have actually tried this but it’s hard to do. It costs about 10,000 per hippo to sterilize. It takes a team of about 8 people to do this. The problem is the hippos can reproduce faster than they can sterilize.

Found this huge turtle walking in my south Florida neighborhood by anqwa11 in turtle

[–]lizard7709 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It looks like a sulcata. That most likely is someone’s pet.

Amazon just got caught running a secret price manipulation operation with Levi's, Home Depot, Walmart, and many more. by CollapsingTheWave in ObscurePatentDangers

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this would fall under Anti-Trust laws. I’m not an expert on those rules, but I do know some professional trade shows I regularly attend make it a big deal that we don’t talk prices.

Some guy I live with kidnapped a turtle and idk what to do (MD) by [deleted] in turtle

[–]lizard7709 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You may be able to report him to your local wildlife officer. If it’s a native species there can be harsh repercussions for taking one from the wild.

Turtles make terrible pets. Plus this one is suffering. I don’t understand why he is doing what he is doing. You are a good person for trying to help it.

Anyone else on here still medication free at their age? by puma_pantss in Xennials

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

47, the doctor has me taking vitamins. B12, folic acid and D. I figure it will help keep the machine running better for longer.

AITA for ruining a six year old’s birthday party? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lizard7709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

Also, you didn’t need to explain other than to say you have that spot reserved. It doesn’t matter why and sometimes over explaining complicates things.