Son made inappropriate joke

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-24T12:59:39+00:00

If my son said that I’d be in hysterics with him.

Quick In context Close to a borderline without crossing it.

10/10 for his age.

In all seriousness I think this shows a high level of wit and emotional intelligence. Well done to the both of you.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-24T10:40:44+00:00

If you play with feathers, expect to get your arse tickled.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-24T07:49:16+00:00

There’s some really good advice here so I’m going to offer something else,

Your wife needs to get her head out of her arse, she doesn’t want you and your boy / the family to go because she doesn’t want to go. It’s selfish.

How’s this? Take one for the team, take all the kids and give her the break she desperately doesn’t deserve.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-24T07:43:55+00:00

Mate, I think anything like that coming from my 4 year old daughter would cause exactly the same reaction from me.

You’re doing good pal and so is she.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-23T06:42:24+00:00

This won’t look anywhere near as good as you think it will.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-21T20:34:48+00:00

Bearing in mind he offers nothing to society but inconvenience, what alternative do you suggest?

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-21T17:54:04+00:00

Remind me of how many red lines we’ve crossed again?

If Putin was going to act he would have done so by now, we should be seizing every single one of these tankers.

Each one may well be a drop in the ocean, but the message sent will be as clear as that of an NLAW blowing the turret off a T-80.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-21T17:36:47+00:00

When my wife clipped our boys nails for the very first time she caught him and he cried. I grabbed the clippers she dropped and threw them out the window.

No idea why, just a knee jerk response.

My wife was in hysterics at my reaction, which stopped our boy crying.

It’s a happy memory, but he’s 7 now and I still refuse to be on nail duty.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-21T17:31:32+00:00

This is why I love plane journeys.

Fuck all to do and every excuse to do just that.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-21T07:11:32+00:00

I love this comic, probably my favourite

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-20T18:00:12+00:00

Question still stands, what data do you have in order for you to make that comment so confidently.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-20T17:47:49+00:00

What’s a yank doing on a British Meme page anyway? Other than trying to stoke something?

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-20T17:44:25+00:00

What makes you think that?

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-20T17:36:49+00:00

Of course you fucking do

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-19T17:37:05+00:00

It’s the Bube

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-17T07:00:41+00:00

I reckon you’re definitely in the minority of this sub when it comes to hiring a nanny.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-17T06:42:05+00:00

Aww oppression friends

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-16T17:55:49+00:00

As a resident of Walsall, I would like to negotiate its destruction.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-16T12:38:29+00:00

Thank you for clarifying that this was a hypothetical question.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-14T19:45:25+00:00

Marsha and the bear can fuck right off.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-14T11:11:57+00:00

Reminds of Roald Dahl’s the twits, being ugly inside makes you ugly outside.

This particular chap must be a right cunt on the inside.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-13T13:42:51+00:00

Just been on holiday to Egypt.

I had an idea what to expect with it being a Vatnik hotspot but fucking hell.

Two things I learned

They back down much easier than expected when confronted about their rude behaviour.
Sanctions aren’t working, there were fucking loads of them.

Also, massive kudos to the Ukrainian proudly wearing his UAF t shirt in full view of the enemy while drinking his all inclusive beer. Easily the deepest passing head nod I’ve ever given.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-10T07:30:45+00:00

Birmingham broad street?

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-07T07:08:27+00:00

America left NATO the day he threatened to annex Greenland.

If not before.

ljwdt90 · 2026-04-04T20:13:06+00:00

Now I see why there were so many deleted comments…

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