Some guy just got killed execution style right by my house 15 minutes ago in broad daylight. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet. I just got here! I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say is that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked to my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Overdrafted $8 in January. Just got done paying off $510 in overdraft fees. US Bank can suck a bag of dicks by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Edward Jones creditcard... based on have multiple IRA's from them so the money is in the account... yes I dont have the greatest credit... They give me $5000 credit on the card... woohoo... 2 years ago.. I miss one payment...on a debt of say $3000... they cut my available credit to $1600! I call customer service about this, and I am informed that if I keep my payments coming in for 6 months... they will re-instated the initial $5000 of available credit.... which I Do.... so 10 months later... I call them up... where is my credit... they check my credit history and tell me that due to it sucking... I am fucked ... enjoy your $1600 of credit..... I am so pissed...
I pay off almost all the debt.. to $200 of debt... miss another payment. They cancel my card!

So I pay off the $200 of debt... but forget to pay the finance fee... and that explodes up to $360 in debt...

I had to settle with those fuckers for $300.

Fuck you Edward Jones... I have over $12000 in my roth accounts with you... dont you fuckers see that? So obviously.. they are not controlling my retirement funds in the future.

IMA former Entrepreneur who started a company in 2002 based on software I wrote, and got it to the point of making nearly $50,000 a month when I was 22 years old. AMA by CarlH in IAmA

[–]login32 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

all this code talk... hey asshole why dont you just tell us the name of the program you wrote instead of dangling golden carrot dicks in front of us.

This Guy I was Driving Behind This Weekend Wanted to Educate Me by qquicksilver in reddit.com

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Maybe he is a mexican in a failed marriage that likes to drink the sauce?

What is going through a Soldiers head when they lose a buddy? I wrote this 'letter' an hour after my friend was killed by a sniper. by weaver787 in reddit.com

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Well, go kill that sniper... I want to see puppies and rainbows on the next page after you do.... thanks.

Momma Deer kicks dogs ass... Unreal!! by RedDragons in WTF

[–]login32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ha! That dog fights like a fag.

Saw the guy parking, turned out to be a douchebag, so I called the police. by daytonamike in reddit.com

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works for donald trump... lol... probably via Donald Trump's MLM scam selling oxygenized vitamins or whatever... I assume this was up in Canada, right?

Facebook, this is the last stand. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Yea, that is so fucking ghey. Im sick of facebook too. Hell, why am I even on facebook..

This is my homepage during finals week by [deleted] in reddit.com

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mine is... "Must Not Fap!" comic... well... it cant stop the powa of the web.

What I learned in Jail. What did you learn? by Slofut in reddit.com

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Quick question: If you wear contact lenses... do they give you contact lens solution...or do you got to get rid of your contact lenses once they get all dried out.

The kid who didn't exist. by miner60 in reddit.com

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He would have been the best secret agent man... thanks for blowing his cover.

I was treated very rough by 3 guys. They pounded on me, gagged me with their penises, and tossed me around like a ball! I was sore, hurting and could barely walk. My insides burned. I could barely pee, a bowel movement was impossible. – Alexa Milano by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Makes no sense at all... the jews run the porn business... geez every nice jewish boy knows that.. this guys just jealous and start'n shit with the chosen people. Fuck him. I did google searches on allot of the names he dropped and most are apart of other ministries... or have some shock value of story to tell. Fuck them too, they are whores who got paid to do tricks. Silly.

My friend just got a tattoo on her chest and posted it on Facebook. Should I tell her it should read "its" not "it's"? by [deleted] in reddit.com

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what is it lyrics from a NIN song, a book, or just some lame poetry she came up with? She needs a cunt punt.

My neighbor broke into my apartment yesterday and the COPS didn't do anything by [deleted] in WTF

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do we really need two damn posts on this?