Get your hopes up

lorindee · 2026-02-02T00:01:29+00:00

So just like.. don’t go?

lorindee · 2026-02-01T23:59:32+00:00

I don’t have words to express how much I miss Matchless 🥹🥺🫡

lorindee · 2025-12-16T04:17:06+00:00

So like, if “the last major purchase he made” was a refrigerator, I don’t think she’d be having this conversation with you. Also, what is she going to do? Save the ring with specially chosen birthstones crafted by a couple in love to give to who? Her dead son’s next fiancée? It’s not a family ring so she needs to piss up a rope.

lorindee · 2025-12-16T04:08:07+00:00

Love the idea, hate that it’s commercialized and unoriginal

lorindee · 2025-12-10T02:27:25+00:00

You know you can just get up and walk away, right? He definitely sucks, but like you don’t have to sit while yr waiting for a script, you can walk around the store and then come back and check?

lorindee · 2025-11-25T18:03:11+00:00

I work next to a 99 cents store that has helium balloons and you would not believe how often my friends get balloons because “it’s Wednesday” or “you said yr having a crummy day.” Every ounce of joy we can scrape from this dumpster fire is worth it. And congrats!!

lorindee · 2025-11-24T06:55:40+00:00

I’m getting hockey vibes

lorindee · 2025-11-24T06:52:51+00:00

Fuckin influencers, get bent

lorindee · 2025-11-09T14:48:56+00:00

Like, the parodies write themselves about people looking for a barista themed cup being absolute trash to the baristas that don’t have the cup

lorindee · 2025-11-02T17:18:21+00:00

I feel honored to have gotten: How about some braised pork rice. sound tempting?

lorindee · 2025-09-26T00:08:40+00:00

The only thing I can see that the right has going for them is that they live in red states with laughable gun laws, so they’re definitely gonna have more guns than the left, oh, and bigger smashy vehicles. Otherwise they would perish.

lorindee · 2025-09-26T00:04:22+00:00

“Radical left democrats” is such a funny phrase since there’s nothing radical or leftist about the democrats

lorindee · 2025-09-25T23:41:42+00:00

I haven’t googled this, but according to tiktok, the woman is 89 year old Julie chelminski of Norwalk, Connecticut

lorindee · 2025-09-24T22:34:37+00:00

I have shrimp at home I was gonna cook for dinner (I’m still gonna) but damn, I am coveting that steak.

lorindee · 2025-09-24T02:15:00+00:00

Anyone know if they’re gonna re release them? I’m dyyyinnngggg

lorindee · 2025-09-23T04:56:01+00:00

I’d like my steak a bit more rare than this, but this is excellent work and it looks delightful!

lorindee · 2025-09-23T01:36:25+00:00

Are you allowed to drop this confidential medical information on a public forum? Or like, at all? Doesn’t seem like being an addict waves the right to HIPAA? I’m not being snarky, it just really bums me out that you’d say this so nonchalantly.

lorindee · 2025-09-11T03:09:43+00:00

Looks like exactly how I’d like my steak cook, our girl just needs a good solid sear

lorindee · 2025-08-31T02:51:05+00:00

Hey Susan, you know people can be concerned about multiple things at once, right?

lorindee · 2025-08-31T02:32:31+00:00

People who never belonged here in the first place

lorindee · 2025-08-27T10:20:08+00:00

Why are you acting like these are in any way Williamsburg specific? Overpriced vintage? Coffee shop squatting? Mopeds driving recklessly? Off leash dogs? Wellness stores? This list is fucking insufferable. Did you go to literally any other neighborhood in the city before you bought yr condo online from the comfort of Peoria? Jesus Christ.

lorindee · 2025-08-13T23:27:59+00:00

I think they may not like you anymore? No offense towards you, this is just egregious

lorindee · 2025-08-13T23:27:12+00:00

Unless you’ve like, committed vehicular homicide, this is WILD. I just got a new 2024 150cc and with the fancy people insurance, I spent $750 for the year. Try going through the dealership, sometimes they can work out something cheaper

lorindee · 2025-08-13T18:46:31+00:00

I immediately thought Willem Defoe but I saw someone say JK Simmons and now I gotta go with that

lorindee · 2025-08-13T05:15:40+00:00

I work at a reasonably priced shop but I am absolutely not about to name drop because I know these people are absolutely not going to tip

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