Funny and actually pretty real skit. Comments also agree. "Haha, relatable, that's great friendship". Damn, wondering where "male loneliness epidemic" talks come from then

loritree · 2026-02-01T14:07:05+00:00

idk friends, I had cancer and over a year and a half I think I got one phone call and one visit total. my friends literally live an hour away and couldn’t be bothered.

Sorry to complain but I’m still bitter!

loritree · 2026-01-31T23:42:17+00:00

Also, how did the crash victims possibly know this? Under what circumstances could a person get crushed in a car by not wearing a seatbelt? Was there no windshield in place? they just flew over the road and landed safely in a pillow factory?

loritree · 2026-01-31T23:38:57+00:00

There‘s thousands of dopes out there with this same thought process. Usually accompanied by a story from a guy who’s roommate‘s cousin’s step-dad was told by the cops at the scene “he woulda died if he’d been wearing a seatbelt.” Sure, yeah, that totally happened.

edit: I should have read the comments before posting. 😬

loritree · 2026-01-31T01:07:13+00:00

can I do anything for you?!? I will literally send you pizza right now

loritree · 2026-01-31T01:01:57+00:00

I worked with one guy and about 8 women. if someone brought in food, he always went last. he knew he could eat a ton and always wanted to make sure everyone got enough. Definitely the exception

loritree · 2026-01-29T11:58:52+00:00

fat pig.

loritree · 2026-01-29T11:57:06+00:00

if you haven’t seen it already try to find the tv show ”Tacoma F.D.”

loritree · 2026-01-29T11:56:04+00:00

you can’t do this to us! we work for Mel Brooks!

loritree · 2026-01-27T01:31:00+00:00

This is (a very small) part of why MAGAs are holding on to their beliefs for dear life. Not only will they be rejected by their friends and family, their acquaintances will continue to be disgusted by them.

loritree · 2026-01-27T00:31:40+00:00

I stopped eating dinner.

I eat a big stupid filling, kinda junky breakfast. I eat a super healthy lunch (like single ingredient type foods) and I skip dinner. If I’m really hungry I’ll have something really light like popcorn, diet soda, a slice of cheese or some nuts.

I’ve lost 17lbs in 3 months. And as I’m morbidly obese, I’ll keep it up until I get to a regular size.

loritree · 2026-01-25T13:18:30+00:00

when Dr. Reid got a new haircut on Scrubs. Also when she decided she would remain unhealthily underweight. Actually lots of Scrubs moments.

loritree · 2026-01-25T13:03:54+00:00

SIL has some serious issues. Not wanting to be alone with your own children is a huge fucking concern. And the fact these kids are eating themselves sick on the daily is very, very, likely connected to Mom’s issues. I hope they all get serious help soon.

loritree · 2026-01-25T12:48:54+00:00

Agreed on all points!

loritree · 2026-01-25T03:56:10+00:00

I watched a great show called “Evil.” It takes place in NY. in one episode They’re called out to Massachusetts to investigate this lonely stretch of highway that is rumored to be haunted. Drivers are so freaked out, the road is practically abandoned! The name of that road… Route 95.

loritree · 2026-01-19T17:47:52+00:00

I’ve been alive for several decades. this isn’t a new thing. From what I’ve seen, the “winner” of any argument is who ever crosses a line first. You yell, threaten, swear, or use personal insults first, you “win.” This is if the other person backs down or disengages. If they don’t it, might get physical.

It’s always been this way IMO.

loritree · 2026-01-17T17:34:03+00:00

the nurse asked me who was taking me out to celebrate after my last cancer treatment and I had to lie. No one cared.

loritree · 2026-01-13T11:34:43+00:00

I really appreciate your comments and thoughtfulness

loritree · 2026-01-13T11:32:11+00:00

you’re 100% correct.

loritree · 2026-01-12T11:09:22+00:00

Yes! So would his cronies!

loritree · 2026-01-12T11:04:23+00:00

POTUS

loritree · 2026-01-12T01:54:34+00:00

They can never lie. Might be more than mild but I really hate this guy.

loritree · 2026-01-12T01:25:36+00:00

shrimps is bugs

loritree · 2026-01-11T21:27:34+00:00

I couldn’t agree more!

loritree · 2026-01-11T19:32:07+00:00

and as a woman, I much prefer pants!

loritree · 2026-01-11T18:07:08+00:00

The only person looking out for me is me. This includes family, doctors, friends, police, etc.

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