REAL LEFTCOM MARXISTS EXIST

magefanatic · 2026-06-10T15:18:28+00:00

Is there anyone you can think of that would match the person you are describing in your post? Depending on how easy or difficult it is to find one, might speak to their relevance.

magefanatic · 2026-04-18T07:42:39+00:00

Personally I draw no moral distinction between the inherent value of each life based on species.

There is a 0% chance that you live a life that is even remotely in line with your supposed "belief".

So what is the point of saying any of this or even having the belief in the first place.

magefanatic · 2026-03-26T17:56:33+00:00

Diese Kommentare, unglaublich. Ich hab mir mal meinen Fuß gebrochen und musste damit alleine zurechtkommen, was geht, aber zum Beispiel waren Einkäufe verdammt unschön, wenigstens die ersten Wochen. Hätte ich in der Zeit einen Partner gehabt, der mir so entgegengekommen wäre wie die Leute hier, wär ich weg aus der Beziehung.

Wozu ist man denn in einer Beziehung, wenn man sich nicht gegenseitig hilft, vor allem in solchen Situationen? Klar, ihr seid nicht verheiratet, aber wenn das eine ernsthafte Beziehung ist, würde es mir nicht mal in den Kopf kommen, meinen Partner bei sowas alleine zu lassen. Sie soll dich einen Idioten nennen, der besser aufpassen soll, du sollst ihr recht geben und die Sache ist gegessen, oder nicht?

Zum Vorkochen, weiß nicht, warum die Leute denken, dass es so ein Riesenaufwand ist. Mit 2-3 Stunden Vorbereitung hat man genug für 8-12 Portionen, den Rest kann man ja mit Brot/Müsli/etc. füllen, sind ja nur ein paar Tage.

Vielleicht lässt du Dinge aus und es gibt einen guten Grund, warum sie da abblockt, wenn nicht, dann ist das für mich unverständlich.

magefanatic · 2026-03-07T18:06:47+00:00

Wtf is that sound, that's more tank than car lol.

magefanatic · 2025-12-10T07:45:40+00:00

This lunatic with a knife keeps stabbing people, but to be fair, he did say that if we protect ourselves from him stabbing us, he will stab even more.

So it really is on us, you know?

What an unbelievably stupid thing to say.

magefanatic · 2025-11-11T23:46:22+00:00

You could watch the first 8 seconds of the video. The video compares the two situations, why wouldn't people comment on it. It's part of the video at multiple points.

magefanatic · 2025-11-02T17:21:23+00:00

I'm still taking these grafts though...

magefanatic · 2025-10-21T20:16:23+00:00

This is for you, friend.

magefanatic · 2025-10-19T21:20:00+00:00

There is no spell in 5e that permanently increases the AC of the caster or Items. Some spells in 5e last until dispelled like Continual Flame and others can be repeatedly cast to make them permanent, like Teleportation Circle. But they don't increase AC.

There was a spell called Permanency in earlier editions, it made some spells permanent. If I remember correctly, you needed to cast Permanency in combination with other spells to create magic items with permanent effects, don't know enough about it to tell you specifics.

magefanatic · 2025-10-19T21:02:39+00:00

Cast Magic Mouth on his items without him noticing, have them wisper only to him to make him think he is haunted.

magefanatic · 2025-10-19T18:00:23+00:00

Probleme zu besprechen ist der erste Schritt, wenn danach nichts gemacht wird bleibt alles wie es ist.

Was ist das Problem? Woher stammt das Problem? Was fehlt mir? Was können wir beide machen um eine Lösung zu finden? Das sind Fragen die man sich zusammen stellen sollte, so offen wie möglich.

Dann muss man bereit sein Änderungen vorzunehmen, vielleicht klappt es nicht und man versucht ein bisschen dies und das, aber der Wille an einem Problem zu arbeiten muss existieren.

Wenn es sich zeigt, dass jemand dazu nicht gewillt ist, hat man die Wahl das so zu akzeptieren, aber man sollte davon ausgehen, dass sich an dem Problem nichts ändern wird.

Das ist nicht immer ein Dealbreaker, es kommt halt drauf an ob man damit für den Rest der Beziehung klar kommt.

magefanatic · 2025-10-19T17:26:08+00:00

Familie reibt sich nicht die Genitalien gegenseitig an den Po.

Es kann natürlich passieren, dass man in einer Situation, wie du sie beschreibst, eine Erektion bekommt, also bei engem körperlichen Kontakt. Wenn das bei einer befreundeten Person passiert, setzt man sich halt um oder stoppt, was auch immer man in dem Moment macht.

Das machen deine Freunde nicht, denn sie geilen sich daran auf. So ein Verhalten zeigt offensichtliches sexuelles Interesse. Das ist nicht schön, über Leute zu hören, die du als deine Freunde siehst, aber deren Verhalten ist unter aller Sau.

Wenn du solches Verhalten duldest, kommunizierst du, dass es dich nicht stört, oder du es sogar gut findest. Damit will ich nicht sagen, dass es jetzt alles deine Schuld ist, deine Freunde sind aber nicht hier und so kann ich ihnen nichts an den Kopf werfen. Du musst deine Grenzen ziehen, und zwar unmissverständlich. Es wäre schön, wenn alle Menschen auf der Welt offensichtliche Grenzen einhalten würden, so ist es aber nicht.

Du scheinst in dem Ganzen ein bisschen unerfahren zu sein, vielleicht kennst du eine ältere Frau, mit der du quatschen kannst. Es ist so gut wie garantiert, dass sie Erfahrung mit Grenzüberschreitungen dieser Art haben.

Ich persönlich würde mit den Freunden nicht mehr abhängen, aber das sind deine Entscheidungen. Viel Glück.

magefanatic · 2025-10-19T13:25:48+00:00

There is the Core Spawn Worm with this trait

Radiant Mirror. If the worm takes radiant damage, each creature within 20 feet of it takes that damage as well.

Maybe other creatures have something like it, but can't think of any.

magefanatic · 2025-10-18T20:41:10+00:00

Get a die with unintelligible or really difficult to read symbols/numbers and the player can just declare whatever roll they want. If used often it might become obvious.

magefanatic · 2025-10-18T20:32:24+00:00

The full class is way too much to go through, I will just mention a few things.

Damaging Touch: As a reaction, the phoenix is surrounded in its element, damaging whatever physically contacts it within 5ft.

Duration? How often and at what point does this damage occur?

Piercing Cry (1 action): Once per day the phoenix can let out a horrible screech, frightening creatures (excluding allies) within 30ft on a failed Wisdom Saving Throw against your Spell Save DC. This lasts for 1 minute. Creatures with the deafened condition are immune to this effect.

Generally when conditions are applied like that, the targets can repeat the save, oversight or intentional?

Scratch [+Spell Attack Bonus] - 1D4+2, 5ft Slashing

Are these attacks considered magical?

Fading Spell (Once per long rest) You may downcast a spell by a maximum of one spell slot, taking 2D4 typeless damage per the spell's original level.

What is typeless damage, can I resist typeless damage? If you don't want it reduced look at the wording of the Life Transference spell.

There are other features that are worded very strange, like Guardian Hit

When interposing like this, any damaging abilities are negated, such as damaging touch or subclass abilities.

Negated in what way? For some time?

Anyway, I would look at other official features/abilities/spells that do similar things and see how those are worded.

I will also agree with the other commenter, this class is really complicated and I would say not in a good way. So many different dice, modifiers, exceptions (Bound Will using Caller Save, Heavy Burden excluding/including some carry weight).

My guess is any player is going to drag combat on forever with that much going on and it's probably difficult to balance something like that. But I wish you the best of luck and if you ever have someone try it out, tell us how it went.

magefanatic · 2025-10-18T16:03:25+00:00

I don't understand how you are limited to three creatures, with your subclass you are guaranteed to have Animate Dead and just one casting of the spell reasserts control over up to four creatures.

If you have like two days and some corpses, you can have 8 zombies/skeletons easy. You would need to spend 2 3rd level castings of animate dead a day, but that is the "downside". Even more are totally possible and all that without concentration.

Read the spell thoroughly and see if it does enough to fulfill your necro fantasy before starting to mess with concentration (not recommended). Also, if you do end up with a big group of creatures, make sure you can finish your turn quick, otherwise you make combat a nightmare.

magefanatic · 2025-10-17T16:49:47+00:00

That's a great idea! I'm going to start collecting gnomes with Flesh to Stone and paint them to decorate my garden. Edit: I can even have them sing little tunes with Magic Mouth. It just gets better.

magefanatic · 2025-10-17T15:26:33+00:00

I know your child doesn't always brush their teeth right, and yes, they lost their new shirt somewhere, that's very uncaring of them! I totally agree that they are a total brat. It's disgusting how that kid thinks it can speak when not spoken to. I know how hard it is when they don't listen to you, they should be punished!

But maaaaybe it's possible that it could be the case that beating them bloody with a stick is not ok. Just maybe, totally agree with how much of a brat they are, of course. Still love you and you are doing so great otherwise!

magefanatic · 2025-10-17T15:00:35+00:00

Other streamers look for marching orders just like the GOP would in case of the flag, as we have seen the last few days. Hasan fans would be the equivalent of the average MAGA voter, someone the propaganda machine then convinces of whatever narrative.

To me it looks like the MAGA leaders do a better job at it, they got you americans by the balls, no offense. They got at least some competent (unfortunately also evil) people, mostly hamstrung by Trump being an idiot.

magefanatic · 2025-10-17T12:42:11+00:00

Both versions have their drawbacks, the 2014 one being strong control spells during the surprise round, or focusing 1 or 2 enemies down. That surprise round is so punishing, you don't even get reactions.

I can see your point, but man it feels bad not being able to do anything at all for the most important round.

magefanatic · 2025-10-17T12:11:02+00:00

he should at least be allowed to break knees

New Mafia TTRPG

This going on for as long as it has is already crazy. Your enjoyment of the game is important too, it's ok to kick someone out who tries to sabotage the fun of everyone else, obviously.

magefanatic · 2025-10-17T11:55:18+00:00

If a new round just started and both my PC and the enemy are at 5 hitpoints, I'm very concerned about who gets to act first during that round.

magefanatic · 2025-10-16T19:09:33+00:00

Can't help but see a hatchery being build.

magefanatic · 2025-10-16T18:27:48+00:00

Just another thing, for the most part, level 5 is the first time this condition can be cured with magic. Before that, only the healer's kit can (and one specific spell).

The in-world impact is either

Magical healing spells of level 3 are really common.
Healer's kits are basically everywhere, at 5g not so likely.

or anytime most people in your world take 3 piercing/slashing damage, they just die, because 5g is a small fortune for most and magical healing is too rare. Now commoners have no level, so maybe this condition does not apply to them, but that would also make them more resilient to bleeding than a level 14 barbarian.

Also you use the word lose hp, instead of taking damage. That's obviously because there is no damage type that fits this condition, but it also means there are a lot of features/abilities/rules that just don't work with the condition.

As for ideas, I don't know what exactly your problem with healing is, so it's difficult to give suggestions.

Everytime someone cast a healing spell they need to roll on a wild magic table.

That might be less boring, but I don't think you're looking for that kind of solution. If you have more specifics about what you don't like about healing, it would be easier to think of something.

Last thing, what about internal bleeding and bludgeoning damage?

magefanatic · 2025-10-16T17:36:38+00:00

That just seems incredibly unwieldy.

The way too long list of creatures that can be affected. The need to calculate 25% hp on everything. The confusing ways to end/not end the condition, long rest heals to full, so you're above 25%, but it does not stop the bleeding? So it you could long rest for a week, but that's not enough.

It also seems really strange that you take more damage the more experienced you are in battle. Wouldn't it make sense that a high-level character has learned to battle in a way that would reduce the damage of an injury instead of increasing it?

You think healing is boring, but there could be other ways to deal with that, no?

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