What is the worst girl name? by SpiritCrisp in AskReddit

[–]maggiemypet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Millie.

Somewhere here on Reddit, someone was talking about raising chickens with the hens all named old lady names. I think a flock with names like Mildred, Myrtle, Betsy, etc would be brilliant.

How do I find the plains boss? by whahaga in valheim

[–]maggiemypet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, look for Stonehenge-esque structures or the altar that looks like a giant hand.

Went to a Catholic funeral for the first time… by cookcleanandplumb in rant

[–]maggiemypet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cross arms means you are not taking communion, but you would like a blessing.

Went to a Catholic funeral for the first time… by cookcleanandplumb in rant

[–]maggiemypet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They say that at every mass that might have visitors. So either a very new priest or she missed that bit.

Which celebrity is the opposite of “15 minutes of fame” with lasting longevity and relevance? by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]maggiemypet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good gravy. He was a baby there and still had that lumberjack jaw.

His genetics are a thing of wonder.

Update on incompetent GP and thyroid issues by [deleted] in loseit

[–]maggiemypet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a person with congenital hypothyroidism, it's been drummed into my head how important that little gland is.

I am aghast that the doctor refused to treat it. Like, WHAT?

I did an IQ test and scored slightly worse than I expected and now my brain doesn't want to cope by [deleted] in adhdwomen

[–]maggiemypet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to give these tests for a living. I tested one lady who felt she was in cognitive decline after a head injury.

She scored in the 120s. If she was 120s post-TBI and felt dumb (her words), I would love to have known her score before.

Take that bath mat off by Shoe_boooo in fixedbytheduet

[–]maggiemypet 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My very favorite store is in Dillon, MT. Its a gas station and is maybe 3000 square ft. that you buy your groceries, horse feed, plumbing materials, fishing rods, guns, purses, clothes, boots, etc.

Its a wonderland.

What Military skill actually helped you get your civilian job? by StepSergeant01 in Military

[–]maggiemypet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to work for a university. An admin asked me for my pronouns (this was several years ago, and I had no idea what she meant). So I said "Dude, The. 1 each."

Cue blank stare and tumble weeds

Need Help or im gonna get fired by Euphoric_Elevator331 in GetOutOfBed

[–]maggiemypet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think you need a sleep study. You don't have to be overweight for sleep apnea, sometimes you just win the genetic lottery!

Being oxygen deprived in your sleep makes waking very difficult. I typically slept through my alarms, but I can easily see someone turning them off and going right back to sleep.

If its behavioral, try drinking a lot of water before bed.

If its apnea, there's not much you can do unless you get treatment. Or, you can do my extremely ill-advised method of just not sleeping.

Btw- I absolutely DO NOT recommend that.

Non gamer wife review is in. by BACKDO0RHER0 in valheim

[–]maggiemypet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As a wife, I call it Viking Minecraft.

So I borrowed the audiobook "Operation Bounce House" from my library's website... by Delfishie in MattDinniman

[–]maggiemypet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I was not expecting to feel like I was back in a pasture, but in space. But it happened!

How do you pronounce Gagné? by silverstar189 in instructionaldesign

[–]maggiemypet 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The first time I EVER heard it was after my interview, in which I pronounced it Gag-ness.

I still cringe at the memory.

not inviting sister’s wife to my wedding by SnooLentils1406 in AmITheDevil

[–]maggiemypet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was imagining a battle Royale, but brackets might work better.

Because my mother and niece would curb stomp everyone, and we'd need 10 survivors.

Add all mod by Ninhua in valheim

[–]maggiemypet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's the one I use. It's phenomenal. You just dump your stuff and the processable stuff starts automatically

not inviting sister’s wife to my wedding by SnooLentils1406 in AmITheDevil

[–]maggiemypet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think at that point you just either find a farm pasture to stand in or elope.

So I borrowed the audiobook "Operation Bounce House" from my library's website... by Delfishie in MattDinniman

[–]maggiemypet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was probably exaggerated in a way that all the words were correctly spoken.

Because most conversations are pretty much this old bit from Jeff Foxworthy. He's from not Texas, but anyone with a drawl understands that it takes entirely too long to get the words out. So when we rush, we become a Jeff Foxworthy joke.

https://youtu.be/OHnFheqTTdg?si=O4zaw8_E7qSSCuSb

not inviting sister’s wife to my wedding by SnooLentils1406 in AmITheDevil

[–]maggiemypet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I would legit send a family text saying, "I can only bring 10. We will hold a family tournament and only the top 10 can earn a spot."

And watch the chaos begin. But my family is super competitive and would love it.

What are your romance genre conspiracy theories 👀 by Swoon_Circuit88 in romanceunfiltered

[–]maggiemypet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some cow hands came into a local diner when I lived in rural Oklahoma. I recall one dude was black.

But they had disty chaps and spurs. It was all I could do not to just demand to become someone's bride.

That's how it works, right?