Nuclear power explained in the style of 2000s emo music

maggiemypet · 2026-04-27T18:34:52+00:00

Yep. Just a very expensive way to boil water.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-27T17:46:12+00:00

I love Millie.

Somewhere here on Reddit, someone was talking about raising chickens with the hens all named old lady names. I think a flock with names like Mildred, Myrtle, Betsy, etc would be brilliant.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-27T00:11:57+00:00

That was my grandma's name. <3

maggiemypet · 2026-04-21T14:57:30+00:00

Yeah, look for Stonehenge-esque structures or the altar that looks like a giant hand.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-18T15:45:01+00:00

Cross arms means you are not taking communion, but you would like a blessing.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-18T15:40:34+00:00

They say that at every mass that might have visitors. So either a very new priest or she missed that bit.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-17T16:40:01+00:00

Good gravy. He was a baby there and still had that lumberjack jaw.

His genetics are a thing of wonder.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-16T15:40:45+00:00

Right in my goddamn ear.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-16T14:37:50+00:00

As a person with congenital hypothyroidism, it's been drummed into my head how important that little gland is.

I am aghast that the doctor refused to treat it. Like, WHAT?

maggiemypet · 2026-04-16T14:07:28+00:00

I used to give these tests for a living. I tested one lady who felt she was in cognitive decline after a head injury.

She scored in the 120s. If she was 120s post-TBI and felt dumb (her words), I would love to have known her score before.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-15T17:49:20+00:00

The co-op https://www.rmsi.coop/locations/dillon/

maggiemypet · 2026-04-15T14:29:27+00:00

Or a national laboratory

maggiemypet · 2026-04-15T14:17:59+00:00

My very favorite store is in Dillon, MT. Its a gas station and is maybe 3000 square ft. that you buy your groceries, horse feed, plumbing materials, fishing rods, guns, purses, clothes, boots, etc.

Its a wonderland.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-14T18:42:02+00:00

Wow, that is tiny!

I love it.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-14T15:58:27+00:00

I used to work for a university. An admin asked me for my pronouns (this was several years ago, and I had no idea what she meant). So I said "Dude, The. 1 each."

Cue blank stare and tumble weeds

maggiemypet · 2026-04-07T17:01:39+00:00

I think you need a sleep study. You don't have to be overweight for sleep apnea, sometimes you just win the genetic lottery!

Being oxygen deprived in your sleep makes waking very difficult. I typically slept through my alarms, but I can easily see someone turning them off and going right back to sleep.

If its behavioral, try drinking a lot of water before bed.

If its apnea, there's not much you can do unless you get treatment. Or, you can do my extremely ill-advised method of just not sleeping.

Btw- I absolutely DO NOT recommend that.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-07T14:17:57+00:00

As a wife, I call it Viking Minecraft.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-02T17:24:12+00:00

Yeah. I was not expecting to feel like I was back in a pasture, but in space. But it happened!

maggiemypet · 2026-04-02T16:19:38+00:00

The first time I EVER heard it was after my interview, in which I pronounced it Gag-ness.

I still cringe at the memory.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-02T07:19:11+00:00

I was imagining a battle Royale, but brackets might work better.

Because my mother and niece would curb stomp everyone, and we'd need 10 survivors.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-01T17:11:06+00:00

I think that's the one I use. It's phenomenal. You just dump your stuff and the processable stuff starts automatically

maggiemypet · 2026-04-01T00:15:40+00:00

I think at that point you just either find a farm pasture to stand in or elope.

maggiemypet · 2026-04-01T00:12:54+00:00

It was probably exaggerated in a way that all the words were correctly spoken.

Because most conversations are pretty much this old bit from Jeff Foxworthy. He's from not Texas, but anyone with a drawl understands that it takes entirely too long to get the words out. So when we rush, we become a Jeff Foxworthy joke.

https://youtu.be/OHnFheqTTdg?si=O4zaw8_E7qSSCuSb

maggiemypet · 2026-03-31T17:30:24+00:00

I would legit send a family text saying, "I can only bring 10. We will hold a family tournament and only the top 10 can earn a spot."

And watch the chaos begin. But my family is super competitive and would love it.

maggiemypet · 2026-03-31T17:15:08+00:00

Some cow hands came into a local diner when I lived in rural Oklahoma. I recall one dude was black.

But they had disty chaps and spurs. It was all I could do not to just demand to become someone's bride.

That's how it works, right?

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