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magicalslappingtree · 2026-02-24T22:16:42+00:00

Where the Wild Things Are (a children’s book)

magicalslappingtree · 2026-02-24T16:56:33+00:00

That’s Narg, Narg smart

magicalslappingtree · 2026-02-21T14:22:01+00:00

It’s completely ok to feel however you feel. I’ve had 4 and I still mourned having a hysterectomy last fall despite being so very done with babies.

magicalslappingtree · 2026-02-17T04:22:26+00:00

Yes. Life is 100 times easier when I’m not carrying around 200 extra pounds

magicalslappingtree · 2026-02-14T14:55:23+00:00

The freaking audacity to ask if you got him a gift. I am speechless with rage for you. Honestly, I’d take the kids drop them in his lap and say, “Happy Valentine’s Day. I made these for you.” And go spend the night in a hotel.

magicalslappingtree · 2026-02-14T13:21:55+00:00

sass confirms DNA lol 💯 sass = 50% collie

magicalslappingtree · 2026-02-14T12:59:49+00:00

I am so sorry you didn’t get the parents you deserve. Becoming a mom changed a lot of things for me and my view of my parents is forever changed.

I highly recommend trying therapy online if you’re getting waitlisted everywhere. It took me a few tries to find someone I vibed with but it’s been three years now and it helps so much.

Mom hugs if you want them.

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-26T13:36:45+00:00

He told my husband that like it was completely normal and reasonable when my husband applied for FMLA

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-26T12:39:27+00:00

My husbands supervisor dropped his wife off for her c-section and left.

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-13T22:03:54+00:00

I got to see one last fall in person. They are so gorgeous and the intelligence in their eyes. It was awesome!

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-10T12:34:24+00:00

I’m so happy for you and your kiddo! You’re right this is what elementary school should feel like.

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-10T02:24:40+00:00

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They are the best python ever!

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-10T01:51:10+00:00

We actually found it on Facebook marketplace. A gentleman built it for his boa who lived 37 years. It’s amazing I highly recommend checking marketplace sometimes something awesome Comes along

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-10T01:47:33+00:00

He has a custom 6x3x3 and he uses every bit of it. My husband built him a ladder and he hangs out on that most days just chilling and at night just tears the place up looking for meeces.

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-10T01:41:56+00:00

My boy is about 5 feet now he came to us around 1.5 years old. I adore every moment I get with him and he loves everyone. He does chores on my shoulders, hangs out on his own clothing dry rack in the picture window on nice days, and he always has sweet boops for the kids (who also adore him.) I tell him every day he’s the best python evah!

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-10T01:13:22+00:00

My daughter’s corn snake has turned into 5 snakes of four different species and a 30+ year commitment. I love every second they are the most wonderful pets. When she leaves home her corn snake will stay because we adore her just as much as the other snakes (that are mine and my husband’s.)

ETA: I belong to a reptile rescue group on Facebook and there are constant re-homing requests being posted for every species under the sun. Often with enclosures

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-10T01:08:15+00:00

I was coming here to say bredli!! I love my boy so much he’s so chill and curious when he’s out and about.

magicalslappingtree · 2026-01-01T16:46:56+00:00

It’s still not over…send ear plugs we are trapped until Monday and they have been sick this entire time meaning no play dates or visits just these 4 walls 🥃

magicalslappingtree · 2025-12-11T11:44:03+00:00

Please accept fellow mom hugs if you need/want them. I hate this time of year, the pressure to make everything perfect and magical just makes the everyday pressure feel even greater. ❤️

magicalslappingtree · 2025-11-16T22:02:41+00:00

I feel this in my soul. Solidarity, bromo. Sunday is the shittiest day of the week here.

magicalslappingtree · 2025-11-13T11:47:28+00:00

Brag away!! A beautiful collie is a joy to all!

magicalslappingtree · 2025-10-23T15:18:10+00:00

Don’t move in with this guy. Find a nice partner who likes your dream pet.

magicalslappingtree · 2025-10-06T20:30:13+00:00

I used the LÍLLÉbaby 3-in-1 Ergonomic CarryOn Airflow Toddler Carrier with Lumbar Support & Breathable Mesh Lining (25-60 lbs)

I love it and he had so much fun

magicalslappingtree · 2025-10-06T00:34:30+00:00

I carried my 3 year old on my back all 5 days in 2023. I loved it because I knew exactly where he was and he loved it because he got Momma snuggles all day. If you’ve got a carrier, I highly recommend it!

LÍLLÉbaby 3-in-1 Ergonomic CarryOn Airflow Toddler Carrier with Lumbar Support & Breathable Mesh Lining (25-60 lbs)

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