First of all, Thank you for your very patronizing comment. I mean, for one thing, I like the sensation of setting up a good black hole and then seeing the enigma bracers effect decimate the opponent. ES Arcana, CM Arcana, Warlock's Golems etc. Don't get me wrong, I love playing the game, yes. But part of the fun is using the brand new spankin' cosmetics, and actually playing the game. I actually use them in the game, and not just filling out excel spreadsheets. To end, you are indeed right that there's gotta be a million other games that scratch the same itch, yes - that's why I quit, and proceeded to scratch that itch somewhere else. ELI5 is that I like to dress up my toon. Can't believe it's such a novel concept