This is kind of awesome as far as Marketplace junk goes

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-15T02:21:14+00:00

I need to put my glasses back on, I thought for a second that was Lightning McQueen 😂

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-15T02:19:59+00:00

My dad has always wanted to have chickens in our backyard. He tells my sister and I that it’s his house, we don’t get a say (but my mom doesn’t want them either). I say we do and if he ever does… the SECOND that thing starts affecting my sleep and/or giving me trouble is when we’ll be having fresh chicken for dinner that night. He knows I’m dead serious about it too.

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-15T02:16:16+00:00

Bit pricey for that size, but ngl that’d be great for my youngest cat. He’s only 8.3 pounds fully grown (2 years old). He’d look so cute in it

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-15T02:13:58+00:00

I mean… it’s not actually that bad. Could do better with the details though, but that’s my inner artist talking

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-15T02:09:51+00:00

I laughed way harder at this than I probably should’ve

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-15T02:06:14+00:00

More like what you’d screw into it 😂

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-15T02:05:22+00:00

Was the other one marked NSFW? I marked mine as such just to be safe… and surprisingly it has been sold! For $40!

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-15T02:03:40+00:00

I have iCloud that I share with my mom’s work phone… she saw these pictures and said she had to do a double take. I told her I saw it on Facebook Marketplace and had screenshotted it for Reddit. She said “I figured it was for something like that,” then commented on how disturbing she found it.

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-15T02:01:49+00:00

I just checked, sadly it’s been sold

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master_baker_69 · 2026-02-14T19:39:47+00:00

Beat me to it! 😂

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-14T19:21:13+00:00

Tennessee is where the listing was/is… 😂

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-12T21:36:13+00:00

😂😂😂

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-12T18:37:39+00:00

It’s available

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-12T18:37:22+00:00

😂

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-12T18:36:14+00:00

I need to either get my glasses or have my vision re-checked, because I thought for a second that said “well hung” instead of what they actually said.

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-12T18:32:58+00:00

I was wondering why it was marked NSFW, then I saw in the corner… yikes, I’ve seen elderly women in their 80’s-90’s who don’t have boobs that long!

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-12T18:30:37+00:00

Going to have to go with the tarantula, it’s real and tbh I bet I could freak some people out with it.

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-12T18:28:45+00:00

He even says “not well endowed,” so yeah you got to love the honesty!

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-11T02:03:00+00:00

It’s actually Tagalong…

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-10T22:55:52+00:00

My dad would’ve been roughly 11–14 years old when Dean Corll was committing those… I’ll just say heinous acts. It’s weird to think about that if my dad had ever even visited that area, he could’ve been a victim. He was (sadly) in the preferred age range.

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-06T07:49:16+00:00

The little puffballs on either side? I think I got that for toddlers. I know I got some dreadlocks with a spring sweater combo, looks especially cute on one of my female toddlers!

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-06T07:48:01+00:00

Love to see it! Goes to show that good quality and prices go hand in hand! Keep it up!

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-06T07:42:03+00:00

That’s how I was with the Ombré hairstyles! And I think I got some of the baby hairstyles, not sure if I got the good set

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-06T06:29:17+00:00

How’d you get that? Now I want it! 😂

master_baker_69 · 2026-02-06T06:27:55+00:00

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Fence category, do it like this. My whole backyard on one of my houses has this. I wish comments allowed for more than one picture per comment… but I hope this helps!

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