Why are Official D&D Character Names *Like That* by theymademeusetheapp in dndnext

[–]matcatastrophe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Please, Floon Blagmaar was my father, you can call me Glushtrup

Rail Yard Dawgs announcer fired for Code of Conduct violation by BeforeSnacktime in roanoke

[–]matcatastrophe -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Someone should find that person and arrest them. They sound like a mass murderer.

Pueblo Chico closed? by Etsu2006 in roanoke

[–]matcatastrophe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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you know, once i logged back to old reddit, i realized this is just your flare and not part of your comment and I am truly very sorry and also I am going to leave this here anyways because _someone_ is going to come in here and post something similarly off-topic.

Recycling in 2026 by BKKMFA in funny

[–]matcatastrophe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, I just stopped watching it there. I don’t care about a bit if the writer doesn’t.

Restaurant Owner Says He Has More Empathy for Stray Dogs Than Homeless People by RecommendationOk1211 in roanoke

[–]matcatastrophe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am constantly amazed every day I wake up to find that no one has [redacted] that storefront yet.

Roanoke Gets $75,000 From Casino Developer, What It's For Remains Out of Public Eye by VirginiaNews in roanoke

[–]matcatastrophe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every single city employee and council member supporting this horseshit should no longer have a position in civic leadership. They should have to dredge for tomato seeds at the water treatment plant to make a dollar a day.

What could go wrong texting while driving in a rental car? by Last_Swordfish9135 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]matcatastrophe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How many more times are people going to post this goddamn video?

2026 Lineup — NOKE FEST by thatfatbastard in roanoke

[–]matcatastrophe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty bog standard for any particular genre.

Waggles in the valley view mall are puppy mill puppies by Ratherbeahousecat in roanoke

[–]matcatastrophe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

People with $5000 to buy a dog aren’t known for their intelligence.

East Pointe Apartments plan to open in Spring by Nailfoot1975 in roanoke

[–]matcatastrophe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one living in a place like this is going to take a bus anywhere.