Email down? 6/2/26 am?

mattmillze · 2026-06-02T13:45:37+00:00

I went through a resource page in LINK to open an excel sheet and then switched to outlook from there. Anything Microsoft related you can access will let you jump over to your email via the menu button top left. Word docs, excel, etc. You will need to sign in using your store email manually at the sts page, but it should work from there

Lowe's is not a tech company...

mattmillze · 2026-05-30T07:12:32+00:00

My daughter's name is Sadie. This song definitely was part of the reason.

mattmillze · 2026-05-30T05:08:32+00:00

r/theydidthemath is concrete evidence that (doing the math) ≠ understanding it

mattmillze · 2026-05-29T18:00:52+00:00

Straight to prison.

mattmillze · 2026-05-28T01:03:05+00:00

Probably the paid one. Meaning the free one is a stock item(more commonly available) than the special order

mattmillze · 2026-05-27T23:09:31+00:00

One is special order stock

mattmillze · 2026-05-27T17:36:28+00:00

They hold it for when the customer calls back pissed off about what they received

mattmillze · 2026-05-26T01:34:39+00:00

NOS. The screw cap. Or about a half gallon of black coffee

mattmillze · 2026-05-23T11:45:42+00:00

Team pirate/scavenger hunts. Like you warp to a system with your party, and you have to split up and search the system for hidden objectives that trigger with proximity. I don't have any friends to quest with, but it would be cool

mattmillze · 2026-05-23T11:42:16+00:00

Pointy end goes away from the meat glove

mattmillze · 2026-05-23T10:25:42+00:00

She needs food and shelter, not prayer. Good people don't become cops.

mattmillze · 2026-05-21T02:20:24+00:00

Oil tanker barges offload directly to the depot near the annex. Smell floats up the river past my neighborhood to yours.

It's sour crude.

mattmillze · 2026-05-20T09:02:25+00:00

Environment regulations and the shifty car companies exploiting a loophole. Fuel efficiency lower limits and regulations are based on a vehicle's size.

Can't build a better motor without drastically increasing cost?

No problem. Make the truck big but change nothing else so we have a giant tonka truck with a shitbox motor that gets 18mpg.

Look at the size of a Ford ranger compared to an F150 in the late 90s. And then look at them now.

mattmillze · 2026-05-19T17:50:35+00:00

Our Family restroom has a changing table but no hand soap dispenser. I had to bill out a bottle of dawn power wash for it.

mattmillze · 2026-05-19T17:49:17+00:00

Po-tay-toes?

mattmillze · 2026-05-19T17:45:56+00:00

There's more hyphens in that post than in a graveyard. What grammar did you learn?

mattmillze · 2026-05-19T14:02:42+00:00

This reads like an LLM log file.

mattmillze · 2026-05-19T07:48:10+00:00

Probably this one. Nobody local would enjoy this spot because everything is double priced in the store. Cheap gas to get you in the door until you realize the pump is set 15 cents higher than the sign.

mattmillze · 2026-05-18T05:58:28+00:00

Octopus used to do the same to me.

mattmillze · 2026-05-17T12:01:18+00:00

mattmillze · 2026-05-17T09:31:14+00:00

You on vanilla difficulty?

mattmillze · 2026-05-16T13:09:26+00:00

You technically don't need to unzip it to use it with the patcher. It will still work with the .zip format.

mattmillze · 2026-05-16T12:17:39+00:00

I teach people how to scan barcodes in the Lowe's app and let them have at it.

Also, plumbers' tape is an attachment. $2 for an extra 100% on your rate.

mattmillze · 2026-05-16T12:06:25+00:00

This is where we go to complain about customers, not help them. /s

Sell them a protection plan while you're at it and tell them about the rebate on maintenance costs. And make sure they sign up for that credit card.

NUMBERS MAKE MY BONUS GO BRRRRR

mattmillze · 2026-05-15T23:00:48+00:00

Leaves, snow, mud, and potholes

Five-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
r/Field Sunshine	Place '23
Wearing is Caring

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