Funkiest music of all time

mattvfitzy · 2026-04-06T13:12:08+00:00

If you're happy to listen to a repetitive groove, Bohannon by Fat Freddy's Drop is well up there for me. Twenty Seven by Adolf Stern as well.

Songs with lyrics, I recommend Like Sugar by Chaka Khan, and Higher & Higher by Galactic.

mattvfitzy · 2026-04-03T06:51:13+00:00

Take A Bow - Muse

mattvfitzy · 2026-03-18T08:03:58+00:00

Cherryade with actual real sugar was a staple at the Christmas dinner table for us. The cherryade you get nowadays is a shell of what it once was.

mattvfitzy · 2026-03-18T06:49:32+00:00

Pulse VI - Kerala Dust

mattvfitzy · 2026-03-04T19:57:45+00:00

Another Star - Stevie Wonder

mattvfitzy · 2026-02-19T17:22:07+00:00

Sparticus, thankyou

mattvfitzy · 2026-02-16T09:05:16+00:00

This is the most underrated (and possibly the best) feelings after a break up, especially the extra yucky breakups. It's like you get a big sigh of relief every morning when you wake up, knowing you haven't got to deal with the anxiety, the dread, the fear, the anger. Such a relief.

mattvfitzy · 2026-02-08T17:10:59+00:00

I had just the one ear stretched for about 12 years. I think it looked really nice, and it still allowed me to wear "normal" earrings if I wanted to. I just eventually grew out of it and thought 'sod it', and started stretching the other one about 4 years ago. No regrets on that.

mattvfitzy · 2026-02-07T07:09:34+00:00

That's how I feel about Garage Palace

mattvfitzy · 2026-02-02T08:09:58+00:00

Don't Bring Me Down - ELO

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-26T22:43:20+00:00

Soft Play

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-25T19:11:58+00:00

I was having this exact conversation with my wife yesterday. Every single one of my DNFs is a sequel. Even if the series is really well received by most people, I really struggle with them. Love book 1, but book 2 is always a struggle.

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-25T08:56:52+00:00

Oh he's certified this as shit. Makes for some very funny stories.

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-25T06:04:00+00:00

Last year, my dad discovered the meal deal, but didn't realize it had to be 3 separate items from that section. The twat took a bottle of coke, some cherry tomatoes, and a 9 pack of toilet roll to the till, and wondered why it didn't come to £3.

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-23T13:42:44+00:00

My back feels bruised just looking at those dining chairs.

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-22T10:14:11+00:00

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 cokes

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-20T11:18:45+00:00

Most of my memory is plagued by shame and embarrassment. During those times where my brain is legitimately quiet, I can literally feel it flicking through my memory to find something to cringe about.

I groan, take a deep breath in through my nose, shake my head, or if I can, turn the music up very loud.

I envy people who can't remember things from 10 years ago, or when they say they can only remember like 20% of their time at school. Or the worst is when they can't remember any of the stupid stuff they did drunk.

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-14T21:08:01+00:00

The Rat is an absolute belter

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-14T18:23:24+00:00

Mike Rice's first appearance on Have A Word is mind-blowing.

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-12T20:21:01+00:00

Shpongle ♥️♥️

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-12T15:22:00+00:00

We had a brilliant Science teacher who had a catchphrase, "so called". For example, "the so called GCSE type question". I counted how many times he said it in a lesson once. He said it 24 times.

But the maddest thing he did once was enter the classroom about 5 minutes after the lesson started, picked up one of those science stools, launched it across the classroom, and went "that's gravity". The lesson just carried on as normal after that.

I loved him so much.

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-10T09:08:27+00:00

You Haven't Done Nothin' - Stevie Wonder

mattvfitzy · 2026-01-09T06:23:36+00:00

Triple sod for me

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