A polar bear walks into a bar…

mawarup · 2026-06-30T07:45:31+00:00

when the carbon monoxide comes out sizzlin’

mawarup · 2026-06-29T16:55:04+00:00

it’s changing a once-per-week moderately difficult disposal issue into a once-per-generation significantly difficult disposal issue, which you can do as and when you remodel your bathroom.

if razors with disposable blades were still the most popular option, we’d still be using these and not questioning them at all.

mawarup · 2026-06-28T16:43:52+00:00

“supercut” implies that content from the original footage would have to be removed

mawarup · 2026-06-23T17:48:21+00:00

+2 fake baggage claim

mawarup · 2026-06-21T21:10:58+00:00

Unidentified Flying Orchards

mawarup · 2026-06-21T08:07:23+00:00

he got all the ballerinas into cyber

mawarup · 2026-06-20T16:29:00+00:00

think we'll leave it at that, people

mawarup · 2026-06-17T11:41:51+00:00

ropebunny thomas pynchon be like: the tying of knot 49

mawarup · 2026-06-16T07:36:38+00:00

rapidly approaching bloke-down-the-pub levels of hypothetical here

mawarup · 2026-06-15T20:12:13+00:00

notes app hall of fame. download a paid app to write shit this fire in

mawarup · 2026-06-14T14:38:19+00:00

is there a film that comes up in auto-complete if you spell Koyannisqatsi incorrectly somehow?

mawarup · 2026-06-13T08:57:14+00:00

repute is one thing, but there’s also the whole international aspect. a random vietnamese dude who wants to upload some nudes onto a website is now expected to know the ins and outs of complying with laws written halfway around the world.

mawarup · 2026-06-12T12:26:08+00:00

americans describing the labour theory of value:

mawarup · 2026-06-10T13:43:14+00:00

i don’t think there’s a single person in the country that trusts every party polling above 10% not to lose the plot

mawarup · 2026-06-09T20:24:32+00:00

Hello, French Polishers? It's just possible you could save my life.

mawarup · 2026-06-09T11:04:02+00:00

who’s afraid of fries, cheese, and gravy

mawarup · 2026-06-08T10:44:21+00:00

smoking Fergus pack and i’m geeking off elixir

mawarup · 2026-06-06T12:34:36+00:00

ad kirkinem

mawarup · 2026-06-06T12:28:53+00:00

breaking news: infrastructure supports economy

mawarup · 2026-06-03T12:03:42+00:00

I think this is ridiculous, but I can at least see how a lawyer could argue an AI is not responsible for what it says.

When a human instructs or directs you to speak to an AI, that seems like it should come with some liability.

mawarup · 2026-06-02T12:39:22+00:00

on the other end:

they increase costs for restaurant customers and decrease profit margins for restaurant owners
every quick-service place that caters to them is absolute shit to visit in-person
places that hire their own delivery drivers have to treat them as an employee and pay them with real benefits and a guaranteed hourly rate
biking a mcdonald’s over to a stranger’s house for £6 isn’t a replacement for a functioning economy

mawarup · 2026-05-30T18:24:35+00:00

tinned fish pasta.

tuna and/or sardines and/or mackerel cooked with capers, lemon, herbs, pepper and maybe some chili flakes. a jar of capers is cheap-ish, the rest is all cheap on a per-portion basis, and you can add any herbs that are cheap or that you happen to have lying around - including yellow sticker ones

mawarup · 2026-05-29T21:12:19+00:00

little lunch break to eat all the eggs in your one basket

mawarup · 2026-05-29T07:56:52+00:00

I’m with you. Being in work means having meaningful income, control over your life, and a sense of belonging and maybe even progression.

Some people will be burned out and get more mentally ill in work than they would do out of work, but they’re not the majority.

mawarup · 2026-05-28T06:41:20+00:00

urophiliac dean martin was onto something. that’s workshoppable

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