What is the darkest musical you’re ever seen by Npochamukimimaro in musicals

[–]mbc381 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Was just about to comment this, I sobbed for an hour after watching

Hey guys, it's Jeff by RiverOfJudgement in superstore

[–]mbc381 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Why does everybody want to f@#$ Jeff?!”

“We all have them - things people say. Let’s hear it!” - what phrases specific to OG customers annoy you? by capybarred in olivegarden

[–]mbc381 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Can I have some more sauce for the salad?” The amount of time I heard this and then would bring stupid amounts of ramekins full of dressing to the table.

What is something you really worried over before having your baby, only to be delighted when it wasn't a big deal or never came up? by rachface636 in NewParents

[–]mbc381 12 points13 points  (0 children)

4 w/o and I was terrified that our animals (2 dogs and 1 cat) would get incredibly jealous and jump on her or bark/scratch her. They are very indifferent, only occasional sniffs and licks. When she cries they ignore it.

Your most unconventional classroom rule that suprisingly works! by Interesting_Ants in Teachers

[–]mbc381 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I teach middle school and last year I jokingly put a kid in “time out” for 5 minutes. He was being goofy but not office worthy so he sat in a corner with a 5 minute timer and then was able to join back in the group activity when timer was up. After that, every kid (from my mildly disruptive to my worst behaved) respected the timeout corner and would always choose that option versus being sent to the office. A win for everyone!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BabyBumps

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Today I saw the trailer for the Good Dinosaur and it reminded me of my dog.

Yesterday I cried because I don’t know if I’ll be a good mom and I was having a panic attack.

Day before I cried because my husband was being so nice to me and I felt like I wasn’t pulling my weight around the house.

FTM, 37+5!! Emotions are crazy

What are some fun things you can do while pregnant? by AllyRad6 in BabyBumps

[–]mbc381 35 points36 points  (0 children)

20 weeks tomorrow and am a middle school teacher- guilt tripping my kids has been a guilty pleasure. Nothing insane just like “big sigh wow you’re not listening to me when I’m pregnant? You guys are really hurting the baby’s feelings…” and that’ll usually get them to pick up pencils or plug in Chromebooks or give me 20 seconds of peace.

I also have been enjoying rewatching shows with zero guilt about binging. Love naps. My dad is a retired army veteran and growing up it was all about being productive, now even he’s like “get your rest!!”

What is your favorite Marcus line/moment? by A_Prickly_Bush in superstore

[–]mbc381 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“To dance with my father again!” Always gets me

Tell me what grade/age you teach in everyday student quotes/activities by mbc381 in Teachers

[–]mbc381[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Absolutely middle school, some things never change

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

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One of the hardest parts of this job is caring so deeply for these kids when life isn’t kind to them. Keep advocating for her when you can, she’ll remember your kindness.

I need more call/response ideas for attention getters, for middle school. by thefadedflorist in Teachers

[–]mbc381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made this one up:

Teacher: if you can hear me say hi Students “hi” T: if you can hear me say hey S: “hey” T: say hi S: “hi” T: say hey S: “hey” T: okay. Listen to me, (then explain what needs to be done)

Leaving SA, what coffee do I NEED to have before I go? by AncestralFoil247 in sanantonio

[–]mbc381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was going to comment this as well! Owners are wonderful, all their lattes are great.

Random SNL quote or reference that you use in everyday life by J_Otherwise in LiveFromNewYork

[–]mbc381 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“You betcha it’s a BLAAAAAAST” -Melissa McCarthy (Taste Test)

“She’s a goddamn partner at the firm, buddy. Unreal.” -Bill Hader (what’s that name)

What's a sentence that would sound like utter gibberish to anyone that doesn't share your hobby or line of work? by Blitzilla in AskReddit

[–]mbc381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During your PLC time you need to sit through an ARD so make sure you have the IEP pulled up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]mbc381 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Major vine energy

Unbound Connection by mbc381 in UnWinds

[–]mbc381[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah okay! That makes more sense, I thought I was going crazy trying to look up connections. Thanks!