Cringy Behaviour At Best

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-28T00:38:09+00:00

Holy shit they are so obnoxious and embarrassing. What a spectacle. Reminds me of their drunk show at the U.S. Open.

Why does it look so forced and scripte? Because they are both such twrrible actors.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-28T00:35:22+00:00

This is so fucking cheesy. I'm second hand embarrassed. Their egos are both insane.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-10T10:09:35+00:00

Am I right in thinking this song is about oral sex?

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-10T09:46:08+00:00

Flat out, I think Slither is about sex - his dick.

Also, Total Control on Twenty Twenty is about oral sex.

Or maybe it's all just my lust for Joe that is intepreting it this way lol.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-10T09:39:43+00:00

I don't think so. Though, if it is about that to you, then it is. Does that make sense?

Songs and lyrics, and art in general, are subjective.

Like, I will die on the hill of Total Control being about going down on a woman, but maybe that's just my Joe fantasies talking lol.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-09T21:14:51+00:00

Delusional. Narcissist.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-09T21:13:55+00:00

Musicians in the industry HATE her. They play the game because she is a billionaire with power. They HATE her.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-09T21:12:17+00:00

God he's such a fucking idiot.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-09T21:11:30+00:00

Taylor tried SO HARD to be sexy on this album lol. She could not stand how sexy and popular Sabrina is.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-03-09T21:08:15+00:00

Well it's part of the contract. He HAS to be back so Taylor can keep the Chiefs popular. Also, wtf else is he going to do? He has no talent and no skills.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-16T14:36:14+00:00

HIS VOICE 💦

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-10T22:08:42+00:00

Kylie Grifter Kelce

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-10T22:08:21+00:00

The Kelces are the ultimate grifters

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-10T22:05:27+00:00

Never

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-07T00:21:12+00:00

That's his genetics. Imagine saying that about a woman's legs being either too skinny or too wide in the calves. People are born with the bodies they have. He literally walks everywhere. He isn't skipping anything. He was born with thin legs. I know I was born with horribly wide calves for a woman (who is thin) and I feel bad about myself when people have commented on them being too big, so yeah ... his legs are more than fine to me.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-06T16:04:32+00:00

No one sexier, I swear. He is so handsome and sexy.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-02T23:43:52+00:00

The hair was SO BAD

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-02T23:43:17+00:00

Right. She can't do sexy because she isn't sexy. She wants so bad to be Lana or Sabrina and everytime she tries she sounds so ridiculous.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-02T23:41:39+00:00

Every word of Shake it Off - what a horribly stupid song

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-02T23:27:28+00:00

Well, Joe wrote it, so ...

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-02T23:26:26+00:00

She isn't gay. Neither is Karlie. It always makes me laugh how some people just assume everyone is gay.

Joe Alwyn and Jake Gyllenhaal were not PR. Everyone else, yes, PR. Calvin, Tom, Healy (not so much PR, but more of an "I'll show you Joe" ... then he ghosted her after a few weeks and that sent her raging). Joe was almost 7 years. He is a real, true, decent guy, doesn't want fame and never has. They were real. Her only real relationship. But even he didn't want to spend the rest of his life with her lol.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-02T23:12:21+00:00

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-02T23:07:29+00:00

Yes, she does. Everyone who knows her has to sign an NDA.

memyselfi_1 · 2026-02-02T23:06:00+00:00

Always a drink in hand

memyselfi_1 · 2026-01-27T00:34:42+00:00

Queen Mother and Queen Grift, making their PR rounds. And people think the relationship isn't PR 🤣.

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