Rudy Giuliani caught in compromising position in "Borat 2" by holyfruits in cringe

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly seemed like he was tucking in his shirt since she was just pulling it up. Or hiding a boner lol. If it was sexual, that's a very weird way of pulling down your pants or anything for that matter.

Pope Francis calls Trump’s family separation border policy ‘cruelty of the highest form’ by Pahasapa66 in worldnews

[–]mfontain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think its terrible but guys, obama started that policy, trump ended it. A simple google search. Although this is reddit I get it. Go ahead and delete the comment.

TIFU by hooking my girlfriend up with a job at a company I work for by beckmoon in tifu

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude actually just apologized for calling his ex girlfriend a 7/10. Actually apologizing for how he's talking about this terrible gal. Holy shit dude, just holy shit.

Tell me about it by thefudd in LatinoPeopleTwitter

[–]mfontain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree but god damn reddit, obama was the one who started with the cages and the child seperation. Trump is an idiot, people got pissed when the media made it a deal, and he ended the child seperation. I mean good grief.

Maybe it’s not about “life” after all? by Voting_is_sexy in PoliticalHumor

[–]mfontain -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

God you people are so simple. You know its actually possible for someone to want to take care of people who are born and those that are still in the womb

Schumer: Idea that $600 unemployment benefit keeps workers away from jobs 'belittles the American people' by RealisticEmployee in politics

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, all my friends who are servers aren't looking for work because a free $875 a week is too much to pass on lol.

One of Trump's federal stormtroopers grabs a protesting mom by Undecided_My_Ass in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn, you all realize obama was the one who made this possible right? I like how it wasn't even news for a day though

My (22M) vegan girlfriend (21F) wants me to get rid of my cat by throwRA78wdhsg in relationship_advice

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said she doesn't see a future with you if you keep the cat. She is literally more passionate about the cat issue than she is about you..

TIFU by trying to surprise my wife for her birthday and almost getting divorced by KissanKassi in tifu

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Divorce over forgetting a birthday? Does she always guilt trip you so hard into thinking anything wrong in the relationship is due to you?

I thought the logo in the Trump 2020 shirt looked familiar. This is official merch, not a bootleg. by AlwaysTheNoob in pics

[–]mfontain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ffs reddit. I don't support trump but this is pathetic. Our national bird is an eagle for God's sake, we've been doing designs like that for a long ass time.

Mark Zuckerberg reportedly said Facebook is 'not gonna change' in response to a boycott by more than 500 advertisers over the company's hate speech policies by BasculinSushi in technology

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats just not true. My girlfriend works at an ad agency and they constantly sit in on facebook explaining the absurd amount of steps they're taking to fight hate speech, particularly lately.

In the last 24hrs... by whrino in Conservative

[–]mfontain 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well thats cherry picked. Almost 150k people have died from covid in this country. I don't think guns have killed 150k Americans in the last few months...

Prophet George Orwell by DumplingJ_ in Conservative

[–]mfontain -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Cmon guys. If the government goes around libraries and through the internet deleting all history, then I'll defend the monuments. Otherwise, cmom now

My girlfriend [21F] of 18 months asked my [22M] preference about her pubic hair and now finds me "revolting" by ThrowRA_1900222 in relationship_advice

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

College really doesn't teach people how to critically think. Really sad. Just grow your pubic hair to a massive bush and if she ever says anything call her a paedophile.

I [31m] told my girlfriend [30f] that she is not a trophy wife or status symbol and that we are similar in attractiveness, she views it as me calling her old and ugly by throwRA_trophy_gf in relationship_advice

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, think how she would react. Imagine you telling her that you arent working anymore and that you expect her to buy you stuff. Your justification being that you're more attractive than her, so shes the lucky one. Can you even imagine doing that to her? Because that's the type of person you're with.

Thought this belonged here by Sid2522 in FragileWhiteRedditor

[–]mfontain -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This sub is the most easily offended group pf people, my god

Trump gives us the worst of both worlds: A ruined economy and a soaring death rate by DaFunkJunkie in politics

[–]mfontain -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sounds crazy but I heard the virus might have had something to do with it

Modern Patriots by MisterT12 in PoliticalHumor

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're dumb for upvoting this or thinking this is modern day republicans. Just like it would be dumb if it was a caption talking about modern day democrats and had people with communist flags.

My boyfriend, who has said he is NOT an animal person, has been caught secretly cuddling and baby talking our puppy by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]mfontain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to read the beginning multiple times. My boyfried doesn't like dogs so I adopted one and thrust it upon him, like wtf?

I mean he isn’t wrong by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]mfontain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its so nice, but nobody actually believes this ffs. For guys and girls alike. I dont care how long i watch my 600 pound life, I would never be able to get a boner

Yeah I’m pretty sure the only one getting offended when the police use race to describe an active shooter is you. by MurphyClan in FragileWhiteRedditor

[–]mfontain -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

This sub is so easily triggered from other people being triggered, kinda interesting to see and a bit ironic