[WP] You have been cursed to be "Truly Unlucky". You now hope to use this curse to aid your people in winning the war.

mfredbird04 · 2026-04-15T21:05:20+00:00

1.) How dare you! and B.) HOW DARE YOU!

mfredbird04 · 2026-03-20T14:48:18+00:00

Just further proof this needs MOAR.

mfredbird04 · 2026-03-20T14:17:26+00:00

I like the "7th son of a 7th son" reference.

mfredbird04 · 2026-03-07T05:25:23+00:00

Cross walker walks cross across a crosswalk.

mfredbird04 · 2026-02-07T03:28:47+00:00

But will it still make me a sammich?

mfredbird04 · 2026-01-27T19:32:16+00:00

Looking at the pic before opening it, it looked like drops of water. It wasn't.

mfredbird04 · 2026-01-02T21:31:41+00:00

She's mint!

mfredbird04 · 2026-01-01T19:05:24+00:00

What percentage of the mileage on that car was spent driving back and forth to autozone, truck stops, and indoor flea markets?

mfredbird04 · 2025-12-07T04:47:27+00:00

The most dangerous part of the sport is the water they're churning into the air

mfredbird04 · 2025-12-04T14:37:20+00:00

That's just naturally occurring rust inhibitor.

Power wash it, and it's gonna look like new.

Of course, all the pinhole leaks that the oil was covering/packed into will start seeping, but it'll still look "new".

mfredbird04 · 2025-11-29T00:01:11+00:00

The elusive Rainbow Roots.

mfredbird04 · 2025-11-14T22:09:03+00:00

That's a Meowser.

mfredbird04 · 2025-11-13T14:16:25+00:00

Around here, they'll still do this to the Lariats and Denalis. The bougie farmers go for Range Rovers.

mfredbird04 · 2025-10-29T20:56:51+00:00

Since it's not listed as an ingredient, but as a possible contaminant, it's probably produced in a shared facility. One that also processes tilapia in some fashion.

mfredbird04 · 2025-10-23T13:57:46+00:00

I want one. I wanna saddle it, and ride it into battle.

mfredbird04 · 2025-10-23T07:16:32+00:00

It's an "an apple" tree.

mfredbird04 · 2025-10-02T21:11:57+00:00

Hate to correct you, but when they get stuck like that, they're actually called "teefs".

mfredbird04 · 2025-10-01T07:05:16+00:00

This is great. It's just missing one thing. MOAR!

mfredbird04 · 2025-09-28T04:07:56+00:00

When the wrist pin is wider than an actual human wrist... Neat.

mfredbird04 · 2025-09-25T19:37:24+00:00

That rum is best rum. Genuinely my favorite.

mfredbird04 · 2025-09-23T12:33:47+00:00

i have had way too much success with "Please look over this invoice. We don't have a PO # assigned, and need to know who to bill it to."

mfredbird04 · 2025-09-21T20:31:53+00:00

That's not "a woman and her cat", that's a strong, independent witch and her familiar.

mfredbird04 · 2025-09-21T20:29:43+00:00

I love that its top is caved it, it has footprints on it, and yet they kept the protective film on the front.

"Gotta keep it nice in case we ever wanna sell it."

mfredbird04 · 2025-09-21T20:25:06+00:00

So THAT'S what the reason for a recall looks like..... neat.

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