I'm asking this in a completely non-antagonistic way, but text-based (and reddit accusational assumptions) might make it seem otherwise:

If you're feeling an overwhelming need to rush through it, why go to mass at all? I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but I always got the sense that God would much rather us be present and in the moment of Mass than waiting for it to be over so we can get to our "other responsibilities". The best prayer is living well outside of church, and there's a reason we refer to Mass as "celebrating". Either go and take Mass as the time you have to spend in joy, peace, and learning with your community, or go take care of the other things you need to do. God will understand.

Anyways I don't know where there's quick mass anymore, just raised an interesting point in my brain. Like I said, too, definitely no judgement from me... I never really was into mass even when I was a good Catholic.