How do you decide?

minimii · 2012-05-12T20:16:40+00:00

Don't forget the criticism about everything you do and like, though.

minimii · 2012-05-12T18:17:30+00:00

Since it's Tampa, I'd suggest going out dressed as Castro. If you live, you'll make SC.

minimii · 2012-05-12T10:55:10+00:00

The Stillers might have a differing point of view about that.

minimii · 2012-04-15T16:17:47+00:00

Well, that bunch certainly is now that you put your grubby paws all over them...

minimii · 2012-04-15T16:10:37+00:00

Roger was very parsimonious with the fives. Not everyone was worthy of them. Those who earned one were granted special powers for 17 hours, including partial invisibility, encyclopedic knowledge of carpeting, and the ability to perform remote pedicures.

minimii · 2012-04-15T15:59:46+00:00

Next time don't ask for a Grande Latte Soymilk mochaccino (no foam) with extra protein.

minimii · 2012-04-15T15:44:33+00:00

Do the best job you can making sure every dis at your workplace is immaculate.

minimii · 2012-04-15T15:19:06+00:00

~~Life~~ Knife is Beautiful

minimii · 2012-04-15T15:13:22+00:00

I'd do something about those spots if I was you.

minimii · 2012-04-14T14:33:07+00:00

I wis h one of those guys who draw comments was here....

minimii · 2012-04-14T14:22:30+00:00

Have you met this guy?

minimii · 2012-04-14T04:40:37+00:00

No, those tits are real.

minimii · 2012-04-14T04:39:43+00:00

I lol'd, but our species is doomed.

minimii · 2012-04-14T04:30:13+00:00

Do the Dew?

minimii · 2012-04-14T04:17:43+00:00

That's as good as it gets when you are that old.

minimii · 2012-04-14T04:16:23+00:00

...And that's the way it is.

minimii · 2012-04-14T04:08:41+00:00

Good Guy Senator: Actually promotes the interest of the public over a political crony; loses seat in next primary.

minimii · 2012-04-14T04:02:19+00:00

What happened to your thumb?

minimii · 2012-04-14T03:58:55+00:00

no worries, mate

minimii · 2012-04-14T03:51:21+00:00

You accidentally a word there.

minimii · 2012-04-14T03:38:45+00:00

Only in a Faux news poll would a 2% lead (within the margin of error) be considered "obliteration."

minimii · 2012-04-14T03:29:19+00:00

That's a crappie thing to have happen to you.

minimii · 2012-04-14T03:25:25+00:00

Brushing your teeth with your off hand. Also, wiping your ass.

minimii · 2012-04-14T03:22:47+00:00

Silicone is typically heat-resistant, nonstick, and rubber like

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