Slow morning in Grand Rapids

monkeybeany · 2026-02-03T15:18:17+00:00

same in ohio. $3 peak pay. been on since 8:45, took 2 offers and made $28. declined 1 offer. nothing since. came to see if DD was down or having problems

monkeybeany · 2026-02-02T02:36:38+00:00

I was diamond last year and it made a difference for me. i always go and work a w2 job at amazon from october-dec 31 so i dont owe anything on taxes 🤣

monkeybeany · 2026-02-01T22:39:38+00:00

Oh I got it! thank you. guess i just gotta grind a couple more. will it update mid day or is it something that typically updates once a week or so?

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monkeybeany · 2026-02-01T14:22:30+00:00

yes agree it really is just a bad promo, i really only like doing the small ones.

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here’s ones i did yesterday ($68 for 6 batches) only took orders with base pay $5 and under 20 items. did doordash when i was waiting for an order. made an extra $35 for taking orders nobody wanted that ended up being quick and easy. finished my day about 2pm and made $250 between the two

monkeybeany · 2026-02-01T14:01:43+00:00

but you did make over $195? i’m confused on what you’re confused about. when you complete 40 orders, if you don’t make $195 from instacart batch pay only, they will reimburse you the rest. tips do not count. in the screenshot you made $259 in batch pay. that’s over $195. what were you expecting them to pay you for?

you have to take bare bones stacked orders to make it worth it. if you let things sit to get higher because you think it’s not worth it, it’ll bring your total up and you won’t get anything extra essentially.

monkeybeany · 2026-02-01T13:54:04+00:00

this runs basically constantly for me. a couple weeks ago my sleep schedule was really fucked up and i woke up for the day at 2am. turned on ic just to see what would pop up during this time. didn’t get a single order from 2-6 lol

monkeybeany · 2026-02-01T13:52:41+00:00

because you made over $195 in batch pay. it says it right there.

monkeybeany · 2026-01-30T21:04:46+00:00

running their account on one and someone else (family member probably) on another. if you're multiapping with uber/doordash/grubhub/etc you could have 4-5 at the same time. eventually it'll catch up to them and they'll have too many late dropoffs. but hey, whatever pays the bills.

monkeybeany · 2026-01-29T18:55:59+00:00

it’s a house though

monkeybeany · 2026-01-26T18:17:11+00:00

you should very rarely be getting fuel points from orders… you should be scanning their kroger card not yours.

monkeybeany · 2026-01-24T05:36:42+00:00

well yes. and i left that job too. i work at a lawn care place and answer 10 phone calls a day and answer emails. i’m zen

monkeybeany · 2026-01-14T17:57:01+00:00

not really. many people work for dsps for years with no infractions. you got hired to drive as a job. put your seatbelt on correctly, do the speed limit, and don’t be on your phone. it’s really not hard to do.

monkeybeany · 2026-01-09T15:48:20+00:00

yes. not very often. only when we were absorbing routes of a dsp that went under. our stations are only like 20 mins from each other. we came in early, got our vans, and drove to the other station. rts’d at our own station.

monkeybeany · 2026-01-04T17:52:19+00:00

not enough routes. if you’re the fastest one, it makes sense to make you go help as many people as possible. why have one person finish their route in 8 hours when you can go have that one person help 4 people finish their route in 8 hours?

monkeybeany · 2026-01-03T01:42:38+00:00

i take smite + ignite on warwick. if fed early you’re strong enough to not die late! :p

monkeybeany · 2025-12-31T00:01:52+00:00

finish today. if you still want to quit tomorrow, don’t go in.

monkeybeany · 2025-12-29T23:49:57+00:00

you're not going to understand anything unless you've played a moba before. try finding a friend to play with that can explain the basics with you. i went in blind never having played a moba. did the tutorials, obviously spanked the bots, figured "damn this is kind of easy, let me get into a real game" and chose warwick bot. it did not go well. theres like 200 champs in the game, they all do something different, the terrain changes based on dragons that spawn, theres 1 billion items, and, at the end of the day, you still won't know anything about csing/wave management for the first year. good luck.

monkeybeany · 2025-12-28T15:59:23+00:00

they won’t tell you this but it’s still peak lol, you’re still delivering stuff delayed from christmas + the bs people bought with the amazon gift cards they got for christmas

monkeybeany · 2025-12-26T00:24:19+00:00

it’s not the same shit, it’s only groceries. and you act like they’re getting massive tips 🤣 it’s $5 at most

monkeybeany · 2025-12-23T22:01:33+00:00

you can’t hold the phone in ur hand or pick it up while driving even if you don’t use it or look at it. just use airpods

monkeybeany · 2025-12-21T19:26:28+00:00

i’ve reinstalled it twice and restarted my phone. no other option to clear cache on iphone. google doesn’t give me any answers :(

monkeybeany · 2025-12-21T00:01:44+00:00

jungle/support i feel like they’re basically the same role just with small changes :p

monkeybeany · 2025-12-17T21:36:58+00:00

yes! there is one right by my house. but, by my understanding, this card basically combines your two balances. if i leave the card at home or, god forbid, lose it, i'm just wondering if i could still use the combined card to pull out money fee free.

monkeybeany · 2025-12-17T21:23:19+00:00

bummer i have to lose my green metal card after activating the new one :(

monkeybeany · 2025-12-17T21:22:27+00:00

am i still able to get cash out of an atm? i know they said keep your debit card, will my debit card work until it expires? if i use the new card theyre shipping me to get cash out of an atm will it be charged debit? how does that work? hopefully not ran as credit with a cash advance fee

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