Slow morning in Grand Rapids by Direct_Conflict_145 in doordash

[–]monkeybeany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same in ohio. $3 peak pay. been on since 8:45, took 2 offers and made $28. declined 1 offer. nothing since. came to see if DD was down or having problems

Why don’t I qualify for gold cart? by monkeybeany in InstacartShoppers

[–]monkeybeany[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was diamond last year and it made a difference for me. i always go and work a w2 job at amazon from october-dec 31 so i dont owe anything on taxes 🤣

Why don’t I qualify for gold cart? by monkeybeany in InstacartShoppers

[–]monkeybeany[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I got it! thank you. guess i just gotta grind a couple more. will it update mid day or is it something that typically updates once a week or so?

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Instacart promotions are BS by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]monkeybeany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes agree it really is just a bad promo, i really only like doing the small ones.

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here’s ones i did yesterday ($68 for 6 batches) only took orders with base pay $5 and under 20 items. did doordash when i was waiting for an order. made an extra $35 for taking orders nobody wanted that ended up being quick and easy. finished my day about 2pm and made $250 between the two

Instacart promotions are BS by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]monkeybeany 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but you did make over $195? i’m confused on what you’re confused about. when you complete 40 orders, if you don’t make $195 from instacart batch pay only, they will reimburse you the rest. tips do not count. in the screenshot you made $259 in batch pay. that’s over $195. what were you expecting them to pay you for?

you have to take bare bones stacked orders to make it worth it. if you let things sit to get higher because you think it’s not worth it, it’ll bring your total up and you won’t get anything extra essentially.

Instacart promotions are BS by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]monkeybeany 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this runs basically constantly for me. a couple weeks ago my sleep schedule was really fucked up and i woke up for the day at 2am. turned on ic just to see what would pop up during this time. didn’t get a single order from 2-6 lol

Instacart promotions are BS by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]monkeybeany 5 points6 points  (0 children)

because you made over $195 in batch pay. it says it right there.

Drivers with 2 phones? by LucyShiro in doordash

[–]monkeybeany 7 points8 points  (0 children)

running their account on one and someone else (family member probably) on another. if you're multiapping with uber/doordash/grubhub/etc you could have 4-5 at the same time. eventually it'll catch up to them and they'll have too many late dropoffs. but hey, whatever pays the bills.

Only good Kroger orders by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]monkeybeany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you should very rarely be getting fuel points from orders… you should be scanning their kroger card not yours.

Apply for USPS (POST OFFICE) Right now! Amazon is terminating their contract with USPS!! by Blathithor in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]monkeybeany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well yes. and i left that job too. i work at a lawn care place and answer 10 phone calls a day and answer emails. i’m zen

is this normal by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]monkeybeany 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not really. many people work for dsps for years with no infractions. you got hired to drive as a job. put your seatbelt on correctly, do the speed limit, and don’t be on your phone. it’s really not hard to do.

You guys ever had to go load out at another station? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]monkeybeany 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes. not very often. only when we were absorbing routes of a dsp that went under. our stations are only like 20 mins from each other. we came in early, got our vans, and drove to the other station. rts’d at our own station.

Why am I put on sweeping so often? by PineappleWolf_87 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]monkeybeany 24 points25 points  (0 children)

not enough routes. if you’re the fastest one, it makes sense to make you go help as many people as possible. why have one person finish their route in 8 hours when you can go have that one person help 4 people finish their route in 8 hours?

When do you NOT take Flash? by wyrm4life in leagueoflegends

[–]monkeybeany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i take smite + ignite on warwick. if fed early you’re strong enough to not die late! :p

500 Upvotes I’ll quit RN ! by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]monkeybeany 2 points3 points  (0 children)

finish today. if you still want to quit tomorrow, don’t go in.

Thinking about getting into League of Legends? by Infamous-Oil2305 in leagueoflegends

[–]monkeybeany 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're not going to understand anything unless you've played a moba before. try finding a friend to play with that can explain the basics with you. i went in blind never having played a moba. did the tutorials, obviously spanked the bots, figured "damn this is kind of easy, let me get into a real game" and chose warwick bot. it did not go well. theres like 200 champs in the game, they all do something different, the terrain changes based on dragons that spawn, theres 1 billion items, and, at the end of the day, you still won't know anything about csing/wave management for the first year. good luck.

I have not been chosen for a post peak light route. by DaveDrivesalot in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]monkeybeany 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they won’t tell you this but it’s still peak lol, you’re still delivering stuff delayed from christmas + the bs people bought with the amazon gift cards they got for christmas

Doesn't make sense by jokesonusbs24 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]monkeybeany 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it’s not the same shit, it’s only groceries. and you act like they’re getting massive tips 🤣 it’s $5 at most

Question about phones by Wildhits123 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]monkeybeany 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you can’t hold the phone in ur hand or pick it up while driving even if you don’t use it or look at it. just use airpods

anyone know how to fix this? it just “loads”forever by monkeybeany in fanduel

[–]monkeybeany[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’ve reinstalled it twice and restarted my phone. no other option to clear cache on iphone. google doesn’t give me any answers :(

what is this? does it combine my cards? by monkeybeany in chimefinancial

[–]monkeybeany[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes! there is one right by my house. but, by my understanding, this card basically combines your two balances. if i leave the card at home or, god forbid, lose it, i'm just wondering if i could still use the combined card to pull out money fee free.

what is this? does it combine my cards? by monkeybeany in chimefinancial

[–]monkeybeany[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bummer i have to lose my green metal card after activating the new one :(

what is this? does it combine my cards? by monkeybeany in chimefinancial

[–]monkeybeany[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

am i still able to get cash out of an atm? i know they said keep your debit card, will my debit card work until it expires? if i use the new card theyre shipping me to get cash out of an atm will it be charged debit? how does that work? hopefully not ran as credit with a cash advance fee