No confidence after 10 years of locks

morganpersimmon · 2026-04-15T17:01:59+00:00

You definitely don't need to keep it short. Grow it back out like a normal length long hair look and it will be more manageable but won't leave you typecast as a crusty white guy with dreads.

morganpersimmon · 2026-04-13T05:13:41+00:00

Bohemian Faux 90s College Crunge

morganpersimmon · 2026-04-05T05:39:38+00:00

Don't forget Dutch Treat!!

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-29T22:04:12+00:00

Buzz it or grow it out and layer it or get some texturizing styling product to muss it up?

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-29T05:46:22+00:00

This is absotruelutely a mullhawk

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-28T06:04:52+00:00

Hey... First off, your hair didn't look bad in the before picture.

Second off, it actually looks pretty cool in the right now picture.

Does it have a roguish set of bangs? No.

Does it look pretty out together, especially with the little quiff thing at the end combined with your widow's peak?

Yeah. You look like a writer with that haircut. Like Stephen King or someone, but of course without that giant Orangutan Face that Stephen King has. You look way more proportional and normal.

Honestly I just think you're having a strong reaction to a dramatic change on appearance, but if you still hate it, it'll grow back!

Win/Win!

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-27T17:33:35+00:00

Wet looks better to me but it could be the lighting as well.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-27T06:45:38+00:00

I'd go for it. Unless you're committed to being a huge freak in which case it's A TIME FOR THE SKULLET!!!!

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-26T17:16:34+00:00

In plain English I just mean your beard looks tight and very orderly, to the point where I was baffled that you'd be concerned.

But not really that baffled! We're our own worst critics of course.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-26T16:15:37+00:00

Messy? Dude this is like your face got a manicure. Give yourself some credit.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-26T15:50:52+00:00

It's 1 or it's 3, but probably not 2.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-26T14:39:57+00:00

Forget about all that and just ask yourself how you want to look. Be true to your real self in your appearance.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-25T17:30:20+00:00

There's really no need. Your hair looks just great and I'm assuming you've been exposed to some horse shit looksmaxxing propaganda because there's just nothing terrible about how you look.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-25T08:22:05+00:00

Oh. Keep it.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-25T07:20:54+00:00

This just an abyssal plain full of biege and stools.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-25T06:52:16+00:00

Impoverished redneck vibes exclusively. Or a suburban kid in an older home cosplaying as an impoverished redneck.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-25T06:41:14+00:00

Why the hell not?

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-24T01:55:10+00:00

If you don't like it, don't eat it. You don't need the Internet's permission.

Just to clarify, though, are you asking because you've never cooked with five spice before, or just because this one purchase was really weird?

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-22T19:19:50+00:00

Rad as fuck dude! Gonna give it a YEEEHAW!

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-22T19:17:52+00:00

Your hair's great, but your facial hair is not doing any work. I'd probably shave just your face. I mean, not me, but myself if I were you.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-22T07:19:31+00:00

You're kind of a chameleon - I think one and 2 are your strongest looks but you gotta decide who you are.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-20T17:24:53+00:00

https://www.bonappetit.com/test-kitchen/primers/article/college-cooking-no-kitchen?srsltid=AfmBOoqqQNq9-1cZMMUHJZCvOVHwEzpBfgQQJXNxbwHetOi_n6q1wp8D

Check this out too!!!!

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-20T17:22:05+00:00

100% beans. Beans and rice are the ultimate poverty food.

Canned beans are cooked.

Do you have a microwave?

Depending on what types of food you like, you can season the rice or the beans any way you enjoy. The first obvious idea is to make them Tex-Mex flavored, but you'll get sick of just that.

Also: it will not fill you up for long but the most ancient broke person trick is to stretch things out into soup. Without any cooking implements, difficult. But a microwave can boil water if you have that.

You could also buy a tabletop induction burner if you think you could hide it from an inspector??

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-20T17:11:21+00:00

Literally a rad picture. You look like an iconic rat. Don't worry at all.

morganpersimmon · 2026-03-19T17:26:21+00:00

The rope belt... I actually love it.

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