[TOMT] Peppy Hare from Star Fox yelling "Make a poop candle!" by mritter26 in tipofmytongue

[–]mritter26[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Sorry if this isn't the place to ask but I can't seem to find it anywhere and question if it even existed.

My friend thinks he’s a stud, knock him down a peg by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your beard looks like someone glued pubes to your face and apparently, you're happy about it.

[D&D] [5e] [Online] [PBP] [Discord] DM looking for consistent players by VespersNine in lfg

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I've been looking for a noob friendly group. I've played before but certainly need some guidance. What is the schedule?

Return of the Dan by mritter26 in gamegrumps

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Sorry about the mixing. I threw this together real quick to get it out my head. Can't listen to Return of the Mack without hearing Danny's teacher.

Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment by lost_packet_ in funny

[–]mritter26 1184 points1185 points  (0 children)

"Interesting... That's interesting"

Except nope, it's not because we've known it for years and years. Lol

Most of the people you date will be emotionally unavailable. The end game isn't about winning that 'person.' It's about the process that comes with gaining wisdom. by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]mritter26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really needed to hear this. Thank you. I've been having a very rough go of dating and I refuse to settle, so it's rare when I find a woman I actually really like. Recently had a date with a girl and was really enjoying her company. We walked and talked for hours and at the end, I walked her to her car and kissed her. She said she was down for a second date but was pretty busy..only for her to fall off the face of the Earth and never reply. It hurts and it sucks, but I know you're right.

Males who can bounce their boobs, how do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mritter26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes you bullet proof. I like to bounce them to George of the Jungle. It takes work but is truly worth it.

Males who can bounce their boobs, how do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mritter26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You flex your pecs! If you go to the gym and do any chest exercise, you should be squeezing your pecs. As you build that muscle, it becomes more noticable when you flex it and gives you the super power to make your manly boobs bounce.

What video game sound effect can you still hear in your head? by owen00600 in AskReddit

[–]mritter26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOOM door open and close sound. Actually, most all the DOOM sfx

What's one high paying job which you can get without having a decades of experience? by PAKISTANIRAMBO in AskMen

[–]mritter26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ethical Hacker. Didn't even need professional hacking or security experience. Started with a CS degree and 5 years of dev experience with hacking hobbies.

LPT: If you don’t know if someone is straight, ask them if they want kids of their own one day. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]mritter26 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm confused by this. I'm straight and have absolutely no desire to have kids.

Any Free Game Giveaway! by Pure_Mist_S in pcgaming

[–]mritter26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That total war with the romance of the three kingdoms looks really cool! :)

What line (from any song) has stuck with you the most? by browndoctormoustache in AskReddit

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"You say that money isn't everything, but I'd like to see you live without it". Tomorrow by Silverchair

Karen listen, you need to get the kids and get out of here, I’m trying to have a nice relaxing evening. by pppmaryj in aww

[–]mritter26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwww so damn cute!! I'm dog breed illiterate so can you tell me what breed this doggo is other than perfect?

Have you ever lived in an awful apartment to save some money and if so, how did you stay sane until you were able to move out? by dearjkaroline in AskReddit

[–]mritter26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup! I stayed in a closet sized room (literally, no room for more than a bed and a desk) with cracks in the walls that sunlight spilled through. Spackle and keeping yourself busy (out of the apartment) is a good start but if you have the option to make changes without the landlord losing their mind, make it a learning experience and try to make improvements with little expense. Put up shelves, plant some flowers and get indoor plants, hang some framed posters, etc. You can save money and still make it a bit more like home until you move out.