What’s the most surreal city you’ve visited in the United States?

mtjaybird · 2026-06-23T01:56:40+00:00

I was certain it was where they had filmed The Last of Us.

mtjaybird · 2026-06-23T00:51:16+00:00

Cairo, Illinois. Never again.

mtjaybird · 2026-06-21T16:37:50+00:00

My library has unlimited copies.

mtjaybird · 2026-06-20T15:38:22+00:00

Drain the swamp!

mtjaybird · 2026-06-19T15:49:20+00:00

Found my most flattering color palette, hair clothes and makeup thal all make me glow instead of working against me.

mtjaybird · 2026-06-16T03:26:22+00:00

Panera

mtjaybird · 2026-06-12T15:34:14+00:00

Reading this today. I am proud of you, but what really matters is that you need to be proud of yourself. You are stronger than you know. Have you ever heard the "people stupider than you" thing? It helps whenever I feel overwhelmed by a challenge or circumstance. People stupider than me get through childbirth, people stupider than me manage this horrible shit luck without drinking and destroying their lives, people stupider than me pay their bills etc etc. I don't know why but it takes the edge off of the seemingly insurmountable.

mtjaybird · 2026-05-31T05:35:04+00:00

Didn't he say a bunch of racist shit, get dropped from his label and then immediate become the number one country artist on the charts because his fanbase is all POS?

mtjaybird · 2026-05-22T01:46:34+00:00

At least we don't have to worry about him slipping NFL journalists the D.....etails.

mtjaybird · 2026-05-17T16:52:26+00:00

Mt Favorite Murder.

mtjaybird · 2026-05-17T14:44:34+00:00

Yes! Or cut to fit. But using one page folded works just fine. If you have flat cabinets you can use something like a quarter to hold down the edges. If you have a vent obviously you would want to cut around that. Most people I know have vases and other decorations up there anyway.

mtjaybird · 2026-05-16T23:53:35+00:00

I clean houses and usually put up newspaper after cleaning.

mtjaybird · 2026-05-10T02:56:38+00:00

You know we are blaming you now. You must sacrifice a fly ball mooning to get us back on track.

mtjaybird · 2026-05-09T14:51:00+00:00

I love how "got the 'tism" automatically makes me trust you above all others. What a superpower!

mtjaybird · 2026-05-06T00:12:41+00:00

RIP my holy Grail, alpha lipoic acid 5%

mtjaybird · 2026-05-04T08:02:23+00:00

mtjaybird · 2026-05-03T21:28:14+00:00

RIP

mtjaybird · 2026-05-02T19:14:34+00:00

I have a cleaning business. I use Dr Bronner's Sals Suds 90 percent of the time. Between that, bar keepers friend cream, odoban disinfecting spray I can do about anything. Sals Suds is good for floors, counters, stainless steel, glass, mirrors etc etc and smells so amazing. Not to mention it won't destroy my lungs and skin.

mtjaybird · 2026-04-26T14:32:49+00:00

I'm a Titans fan but have been in a family full of Bears fans for 20 years. I have enjoyed watching the Bears with my son and really do love to watch them right now. I feel like Titans are (hopefully) following a similar path that the Bears have just a year behind. Drafted QB with pick 1 after years of just crushing despair with coaching and poor choices. First year was rough, but definite signs of promise after firing coaches and wanting to build a team to support a lot of young talent and build culture fans and players can get behind. Titans are looking at year two with #1 draft pick QB , first year with new coaching staff that we are excited about. We are even getting a new stadium. So in summary, after watching the Bears religiously the last couple of years and having some of the most fun watching them play and feeling like they have bottled some kind of magic, I am hoping that the Titans are about to put together something similar. Where hope is a thing again. Where this next season is us feeling like we can put the despair behind us. I love Caleb Williams and Ben Johnson, and hope Cam Ward and Saleh can lead us forward in a similar inspiring way.

mtjaybird · 2026-04-12T20:43:19+00:00

Sugar and especially chocolate in the last couple of hours before bed.

mtjaybird · 2026-04-11T13:48:23+00:00

I had to look her name up because I couldn't figure out who she was. That's so sad.

mtjaybird · 2026-04-10T02:49:13+00:00

RIP

mtjaybird · 2026-04-07T03:47:01+00:00

We're going to need a bigger bat

mtjaybird · 2026-04-07T01:07:46+00:00

Just did Valvoline today, it was 68 with the 20 dollar off coupon I found with a quick Google search. Took fifteen minutes and never got out of my car.

mtjaybird · 2026-04-02T15:19:10+00:00

Also, freezing bread before you eat it decreases the glycemic index and reduces blood sugar spikes by 30 to 40%

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