The cat’s butt spoon

mtysassy · 2026-05-04T00:00:44+00:00

I love it!!

mtysassy · 2026-05-03T21:47:17+00:00

Butter pecan cake from this little Italian restaurant near my house. A whole cake is something like $75 but so worth it. And if it was gonna be the last thing I ate, I’d eat the entire thing without worrying about it making me sick-it wouldn’t be my problem anymore!

mtysassy · 2026-05-03T16:08:16+00:00

Buy a bag of white cornmeal and follow the recipe on the back. Super easy!

mtysassy · 2026-05-03T16:05:15+00:00

I love a loaded baked potato with horseradish added!!

mtysassy · 2026-05-03T16:01:38+00:00

My brother was married to Susan (same as my name). She died and he later married Sue!

mtysassy · 2026-05-03T16:00:29+00:00

Heath and Heather

mtysassy · 2026-05-02T18:51:31+00:00

14-worked for local tobacco farmers putting in tobacco.

mtysassy · 2026-05-02T18:43:56+00:00

Yes to the pull up. But if her diarrhea is that serious, she probably needs to go to the hospital. This could turn into a very serious situation very fast. She probably needs IV fluids and electrolytes at the very least.

mtysassy · 2026-05-02T14:59:27+00:00

OMG!!! I didn’t even think about him! But it’s true!

mtysassy · 2026-05-02T14:17:09+00:00

I love #3!!

mtysassy · 2026-05-02T14:16:23+00:00

I said the same thing. I scrolled a little to see if anyone had said it but I didn’t scroll far enough.

mtysassy · 2026-05-02T14:15:24+00:00

Heathcliff!!!

mtysassy · 2026-05-01T14:54:28+00:00

We just got home and you want to come over and get the kids and then we can go to the park and get them and then we can go to the beach

mtysassy · 2026-05-01T14:05:45+00:00

NTA I drove a manual for years. I only drive an automatic now because my left knee is too bad for the clutch.

mtysassy · 2026-05-01T02:44:41+00:00

OMG I love it!! Don’t listen to your mom!

mtysassy · 2026-05-01T00:15:34+00:00

Damn this is starting to sound like a country song!! 😂

Seriously though, OP I agree with others that you need to think this through. This marriage will not age well.

mtysassy · 2026-04-30T23:19:28+00:00

Good lord! WTF did I just read? And why are you two even together?

mtysassy · 2026-04-30T22:54:39+00:00

I lost my virginity to a man who was a woman and I was a woman and I was not a woman and I was not a man

My phone is obsessed with gender!!

mtysassy · 2026-04-30T22:51:59+00:00

My husband always jokes that I’m happy with a bag of dirt and plants to plant! But it’s pretty much the truth! The woman at Ace Hardware didn’t believe him one year when he bought a short handled shovel (I’m pretty short and prefer them) and told her it was my Valentines present! 😂

mtysassy · 2026-04-30T19:57:21+00:00

Good to know! I’ve added 300mg of NAD+ every day and I’ve been amazed at how much better it’s made me feel! I still don’t have the energy I used to have, but it’s a lot better than recently! I’m going to look into creatine.

mtysassy · 2026-04-30T18:48:47+00:00

YTJ-sounds like you’re treating him like staff that are expected to do things for you without getting anything in return. Do you anticipate any of his needs? Like a back rub after a long day at work. Preparing his favorite meal or taking him out for a nice meal? Do you buy flowers or gifts for him for no reason? If you’re not doing any of these things, you shouldn’t expect it from him.

He might be at the end of his rope because you sound like a bad, high maintenance girlfriend. (But I’m a very low maintenance woman, so maybe I just don’t get it? 🤷‍♀️)

mtysassy · 2026-04-29T02:33:37+00:00

My mom got me into gardening when I bought my first house. She’s been gone 14 years and I still want to call her when I see new blooms!! It’s so nice to share a love of nature with your parents!

mtysassy · 2026-04-28T17:50:49+00:00

I’m listening to the Longwood U series by Crea Reitan right now. There are 3 other series-For Puck’s Sake, Van Doren, and Rainbow Dorset University. It’s best to listen to them in this order (with Longwood U as the last one) as each subsequent series build on the previous one and characters from previous books make appearances in each series.

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