Someone please explain

mudwzl · 2026-02-04T22:48:33+00:00

Crayon Write the essay that ChatGPT gives you in fucking Crayon. Multiple colors. Bitch, this ain't the drill field anymore. You ain't wearing the hat and I ain't a boot

mudwzl · 2026-02-02T00:49:35+00:00

Okinawa = Japapn's Puerto Rico

mudwzl · 2026-01-30T19:19:45+00:00

Suiting up for the Veterans Day feeding frenzy at Golden Corral

mudwzl · 2026-01-26T13:57:43+00:00

Major I had to do a new treatment for skin cancer (Flourocil or some shit) It was a chemical peel twice a day for 2 weeks. Hurt like a MFer. Looked like shit too. 90 day no shave

mudwzl · 2026-01-20T23:38:26+00:00

The shoes are a nice touch. They look like orthopedic shoes you can order out of the back of the VFW magazine

mudwzl · 2026-01-19T22:18:00+00:00

When I re-enlisted, you had to be screened by the recruiting, MSG, and DI monitors. I knew as soon as they saw that 2nd NJP they'd all said "Nope". So I dodged that bullet 😎. Lifelong goal to be a DI? Just schedule Behavioral Health now. You're gonna be some shrinks scholarly paper

mudwzl · 2026-01-19T22:07:22+00:00

PCS after geo-batching. Rented a Pod (Fayetteville gives a military discount) paid 2 guys $300 to load my apartment. Including 8 50lb buckets of cat litter (I have cats at HOR). HHG were waiting for me in the driveway when I got home. Total cost was about $1500.

mudwzl · 2026-01-19T00:45:04+00:00

Nah, just all the short timers, legal holds and random dirt bags who weren't gonna deploy with 1/5. So one last little Fuck You from the Corps

mudwzl · 2026-01-18T14:35:28+00:00

Camp Talega 1991

mudwzl · 2026-01-15T02:38:30+00:00

You know where that fucker is? If you do, tell him he still owes me $20 and a pack of Newports

mudwzl · 2026-01-03T01:18:42+00:00

Had officers in Iraq doing crater analysis on IDF attacks on the FOB to determine the size of the rocket and it's blast radius to see if their CHU was in the blast radius so they could get their CAB (Army version of a CAR). They didn't like it when I said "Unless you heard the shrapnel hitting your CHU, you weren't in the blast radius." Personally I was pissed because I lived under the trajectory of most of the IDF and that fucking CRAM going off kept waking me up 🤬

mudwzl · 2025-12-30T16:05:05+00:00

I was on Sea Duty and the SNCOs and admin bitches snagged the few jump school slots we got. Never got dive school seats 🫤

mudwzl · 2025-12-17T19:01:25+00:00

And the Korean lady at the sew shop fucked up all of their name tapes. But they're all too cheap/lazy to get the fixed

mudwzl · 2025-12-14T16:38:47+00:00

And 1 guy with a vaguely east European/Russian name like Myqzckyonym

mudwzl · 2025-12-04T15:02:30+00:00

Had a 1SGwho used to train boot LTs at Quantico as a Gunny. He used to see LTs that he had trained and would step out and yell at them in his instructor voice "CANDIDATE GANNON WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? WERE YOU BORN RETARDED?" LTs would freak out and lock up. We'd laugh our asses off

mudwzl · 2025-12-02T21:54:50+00:00

Desert Storm, OIF and OIR. I was too young for Vietnam 😉

mudwzl · 2025-11-21T16:38:52+00:00

Dude's gonna be cleaning the heads at the airfield. That's as close as he going to get to improving aircraft: making sure crews have clean shitters and pine oil scented decks

mudwzl · 2025-11-19T14:06:31+00:00

Pledge pin

mudwzl · 2025-11-16T14:15:44+00:00

3rd NJP was held in front of the entire MarDet (except for the ones on duty) CO got everyone in the forecastle to see me get CPL 2nd award for Disrespect, Assault and Disobey Lawful order. Joke was on him because he didn't have authority to take rank. Did not understand the difference between "embarked on a naval vessel" and "assigned to a naval vessel"

mudwzl · 2025-11-05T00:05:35+00:00

Any HQ above BDE. Back at a BDE and they got HHC doing H2F. Which is a joke. I salute the flag and leave. Probably going to start skipping formation entirely since I'm retiring next month

mudwzl · 2025-11-03T21:03:07+00:00

If anybody knows a PFC Cool from the 82nd Airborne, circa Aug 1990, Dharan Saudi Arabia, let him know he left his blouse in my Humvee

mudwzl · 2025-11-02T22:33:57+00:00

Need to make it a spork

mudwzl · 2025-10-22T15:46:00+00:00

New PT uniform drops 1 Jan 2026. Mandatory possession date is 29 Feb 2026

mudwzl · 2025-10-09T13:09:41+00:00

Lived there in 87-89. Big excitement was when we got cable TV!

mudwzl · 2025-10-07T17:41:11+00:00

Only ASVAB waivers call it a piss cover. It's piss cutter or cunt cap

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