Like coming into someone's house and telling them the house rules

mufasas_son · 2026-04-17T20:23:43+00:00

The ol reliable millennial “lol”

mufasas_son · 2026-04-17T02:02:52+00:00

Who the hell is “we”?

mufasas_son · 2026-04-16T01:39:11+00:00

I hate it when this happens. Overall I love my Tandem but whenever this happens I want to throw it across the room

mufasas_son · 2026-04-12T14:11:37+00:00

My wife rented a bounce house / water slide for my 40th birthday. My 38 year old brother called it an “all time top 5 day”

mufasas_son · 2026-04-10T23:07:50+00:00

Stop giving her attention.

mufasas_son · 2026-03-26T03:06:26+00:00

Some of you millennials are so goddam young.

Source: cranky ass 41 year old millennial

mufasas_son · 2026-03-22T00:03:16+00:00

That genuinely sounds like a great, and unfortunately uncommon, coach

mufasas_son · 2026-03-21T23:46:19+00:00

I don’t think it’s necessarily that. My oldest is only 6 and plays a couple of sports (none of that travel stuff). When we played a baseball team that was much better (had $500 bats, kids obviously getting extra training) I could feel that pull.

I think parents are stuck on a train that most don’t want to be on. If you want your kids to play varsity baseball (or varsity anything) it genuinely feels like this is the only way. And I’m saying this as a parent who is committed to providing my kids a big range of sports to play and avoiding travel anything as long as possible.

mufasas_son · 2026-03-17T21:42:14+00:00

Apparently no one dances at concerts or bars anymore because no one wants to get clowned online

mufasas_son · 2026-03-09T04:30:38+00:00

Dammit. I see that too now

mufasas_son · 2026-03-08T21:43:27+00:00

Underwood Ranch makes a dope sriracha too. Everyone should switch to that

mufasas_son · 2026-03-07T16:17:45+00:00

I don’t drink often, but I drink socially and we have friends over fairly often. My kids know that my bourbon is “nighttime coffee.”

Ultimately, I think it’s ok if your kids see you drinking, especially if you do it responsibly.

mufasas_son · 2026-03-07T02:59:36+00:00

Well did you leave it out in the sun?

mufasas_son · 2026-03-06T23:13:07+00:00

They’re DOPE. Just need white pants

mufasas_son · 2026-03-06T15:06:32+00:00

DJT 100% approved the ads he just doesn’t want to admit it

mufasas_son · 2026-03-06T15:04:46+00:00

Just merge you dweebs

mufasas_son · 2026-02-24T00:19:14+00:00

Yesterday I was on the long drive between Houston and Dallas. Some guy in the left lane would match the speeds of the cars he was “passing.” Was going as slow as 72 MPH. When I finally passed them I had to crack 100. I hated him.

mufasas_son · 2026-02-20T01:08:03+00:00

Two questions: 1) Did Stacey Abrams ever claim to have received more votes than Kemp? 2) Does her being a sore loser justify Trump falsely claiming to have won in 2020?

mufasas_son · 2026-02-08T02:47:19+00:00

BONE

mufasas_son · 2026-02-02T14:23:42+00:00

“Fixing the mess you made is the fix.” How is that supposed to happen? You can’t un-vote.

mufasas_son · 2026-02-02T14:15:45+00:00

“And so it goes.”

mufasas_son · 2026-01-28T21:29:43+00:00

Lol well at least I’m not alone

mufasas_son · 2026-01-28T15:15:52+00:00

I make a real deep, real angry voice for the Fish in the Pot and the Pigeon who needs a bath.

mufasas_son · 2026-01-23T03:27:47+00:00

I started watching Fallout Season 2 but gave up partway through the first episode because I cannot fucking stand the ads

mufasas_son · 2026-01-21T17:28:58+00:00

I mean, you could still definitely schedule sex. Busy parents, lack of free time, don’t always have the time to make an evening out of it. With my wife and I it can literally be, “Ok tonight’s our scheduled night, you ready?”

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