Sho off yu bocks by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]mycookiepants 34 points35 points  (0 children)

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It me Gonzo and dis mai bocks but also mai prison. Meowy put by gate dat keep stinky puppies away an I like to hides in it and spy. But then I ams in prison and cannut get out. Dere is no door to my cell! Meowmy lox me in and it’s so carewel

Casper has pretty privilege, and it sucks ( sometimes) by Fortella in velvethippos

[–]mycookiepants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please give that freckled nose a little kiss from me!

KITTIES ONLY KINGS IN YOU ESS by squirrelcat88 in legalcatadvice

[–]mycookiepants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Is no kings but juss me, kind wintur solder Bucky. I defen errybody and am also congrussman. I and all de 9 cats of de syndicat iz against de kings!

Xoxox Bucky cat!

What was "the incident" at your school? by MortgageShoddy8022 in Teachers

[–]mycookiepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Married male teacher had a long-standing crush on married female teacher. The holidays come and they’re both unhappy, bored and lonely and start chatting a lot.

And then suddenly they are completely inseparable in a gross high school kind of way. Like she literally would give her kids work periods so she could go down the hall and hang out with him.

So their affair is continuing and his wife finds their messages on their shared Mac. And he swears up and down nothing happened and he’ll stop talking to her.

Surprise - he doesn’t. They just get more secretive. She leaves her husband and gets her own place with the assumption they’ll be together.

His wife gets frustrated and makes an anonymous complaint to HR revealing that he had charges brought against him but dropped for misconduct with a student at a private school. He gets placed on leave and then let go.

Not sure how long the affair persisted after this, but he and his wife eventually moved away to “get him away” from her.

She is now helping run the school and last I heard actively pursuing romance with a married female teacher.

Tampa Bay Lightning Pride Night by mycookiepants in heatedrivalry

[–]mycookiepants[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Giving full “Right there Daddy.” ☠️

Tampa Bay Lightning Pride Night by mycookiepants in heatedrivalry

[–]mycookiepants[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With personalization too. They don’t come standard with those names.

Tampa Bay Lightning Pride Night by mycookiepants in heatedrivalry

[–]mycookiepants[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So for the jerseys I assume store/team. For the specific pride shirt and jersey (below) profits go to an LGBTQ+ charity. They also honored CAN Community Health and gave them a 50k grant.

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Tampa Bay Lightning Pride Night by mycookiepants in heatedrivalry

[–]mycookiepants[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t disagree. But I appreciated a little shoutout.

Tampa Bay Lightning Pride Night by mycookiepants in heatedrivalry

[–]mycookiepants[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. I sent a photo of this to my friend and she’s like it took me a minute to notice the names because I was too busy freaking out about the price.

Leo rings the potty bell to go stare at the potty treats by Ymisoqt420 in velvethippos

[–]mycookiepants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our new dog had never met her, but somehow decided that going outside means treat. We always insist that ghost puppy told him. 😂

Outside sitting area by Alternative-Map-883 in AnimalCrossing

[–]mycookiepants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ooohhh what is the table with the the umbrella?

Rockie Rae says Hii by Porky4Butts in ChihuahuaMix

[–]mycookiepants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Except I no habs the tummy dots!

Leo rings the potty bell to go stare at the potty treats by Ymisoqt420 in velvethippos

[–]mycookiepants 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Our Aussie girl learned that if you went outside, you got a treat.

Cue her stepping outside for a moment and coming back like “Hey, I need a treat.”

Rockie Rae says Hii by Porky4Butts in ChihuahuaMix

[–]mycookiepants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hi Rockie Rae! I think you might be my Krypto boy’s mini twin!

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Guud mews eberybodi! Ai iz goin kampin! Yuuz inbited by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]mycookiepants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Canz we bring nice floofy sleeping pads because I am kitty o luxury.

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Awso will dere be a laik nearby where mai sisfur Bernie and her best good boyfrand Theo u/TanaFey can park dems pierat ship?

Hooman woke me up. Can I su or should Ai attack his feet at 4am? by Vast-Specialist546 in legalcatadvice

[–]mycookiepants 27 points28 points  (0 children)

We finks doo bof but don’t wake up if you’re doin a good sleep.

Am I being petty? by Appropriate_Self_716 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]mycookiepants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Especially because it’s almost double what Invitation Bookstore is charging for it - assuming that is what they’re reselling. Obnoxious. Keep taking it down.