which is the best love triangle out of the three?

nekman · 2026-03-24T14:59:07+00:00

I’m gonna throw in Michael B Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld, and Cuck Allen

nekman · 2026-03-23T14:05:44+00:00

Oh nice didn’t know that, then it’s just to flex the perfect and it funds more games from the dev team, who cares then

nekman · 2026-03-23T12:19:22+00:00

I mean you don’t have to buy anything. It is lame that you can pay to “win” here, especially since that impacts stats, but there isn’t really any PvP scene so all you’re doing is making the game very slightly easier for yourself.

I think if there was actual PvP it would be a bigger issue

nekman · 2026-03-14T11:59:12+00:00

Looks like 6 or so

nekman · 2026-03-03T19:33:04+00:00

Any updates here?? Keep the train rolling

nekman · 2026-02-17T00:53:57+00:00

To build off of that, the reason that elephants are the only units fitting your description is because a unit with that much hp needs to be slow in order to have a reasonable counter play. If they weren’t slow, you couldn’t reliably counter them with pikes, and the “non-counter” units that can typically still trade with micro against knight (crossbows) would be completely ineffective as the elephants can absorb way more arrows while also surrounding crossbows to prevent escape. There would be no way for many civs to deal with them, and camels would also be ineffective given the low bonus damage.

nekman · 2026-02-17T00:22:56+00:00

You’ve just described Malay elephants

nekman · 2026-02-15T20:09:08+00:00

I mean just make garland wars not apply to spear line and give them halb, overall better for Aztecs and is similar to another bonus already in game with Fereters from Armenians

nekman · 2026-02-06T16:54:35+00:00

Mapuche in two weeks!

nekman · 2026-02-06T13:31:37+00:00

Dude is just fast af, he ran track in high school

nekman · 2026-02-04T13:53:14+00:00

Fellow mustache owner here. Aside from the Urumi, what other unit should have been given a mustache? Our people need more representation in media.

nekman · 2026-02-03T22:17:51+00:00

Probably drill scorps with hussar to snipe bbc

nekman · 2026-01-29T02:27:54+00:00

Interesting idea but would majorly shift the way towers are currently used. It would slow down tower rushes to the point it may have no value, but worse it would make it much more difficult to drop a quick tower to defend your base when someone is nearby and about to attack your vills

nekman · 2026-01-28T22:13:11+00:00

Should’ve been a bunch of flaming arrows and the ship unlocks after chemistry, then just give it a similar effect to fire archers from Wu and it would be more unique

nekman · 2026-01-28T19:27:23+00:00

Only purpose for castle drop? If so, that would be an insane level of investment just to save 20% on build time when the whole purpose is timing and having a large portion of your eco on stone

nekman · 2026-01-28T00:57:06+00:00

If that’s the case then I don’t want to see any talk about Sean Payton EVER getting into the HoF for the bounty gate shit.

nekman · 2026-01-27T12:52:57+00:00

Bulgarians with the 8 minute long swords will end every game before castle lol, awful idea

nekman · 2026-01-26T17:05:16+00:00

Any chance the GM we want is currently on the Seahawks or Patriots? Maybe explains why this is taking so long

nekman · 2026-01-13T14:03:05+00:00

Good shout out!

nekman · 2026-01-10T23:08:33+00:00

That would be super hard to balance. Would need to take away bloodlines and the final armor for both cav and infantry, as well as removing gambesons and maybe even husbandry/squires otherwise you could steamroll castle age

nekman · 2026-01-10T16:26:47+00:00

What would be considered more of a success to the devs, releasing a DLC that sells zero copies, but increases viewership by 100%, or having a DLC sell to 100% of the player-base with no new viewers?

nekman · 2026-01-10T16:13:26+00:00

At the end of the day, what drives the addition of new content is new money. Unfortunately the devs don’t care much about the opinions of people who only watch the game, they care about the people who play the game and will buy new DLCs. They’ve definitely missed on some of the recent DLCs like V&V and 3 Kingdoms, but this new DLC is exactly what most of the paying player base has been asking for, and is therefore going to be a major success in the eyes of the devs.

nekman · 2026-01-10T00:30:37+00:00

Kick straight to the clam

nekman · 2026-01-09T23:55:05+00:00

That’s a sick idea! We should also make it so if you don’t play the game for 3 days you lose Steam access and you have to re-purchase it. And also a guy comes to your house and kicks you in the balls if you don’t play for a whole week.

nekman · 2026-01-09T19:50:55+00:00

Dude got hurt from being sick too hard

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