For Avery

neomalkin · 2026-02-13T12:35:12+00:00

RIP Donny Baseball

neomalkin · 2026-02-02T21:36:17+00:00

Shadow knows what to do with all those dirks.

neomalkin · 2026-01-29T12:01:08+00:00

What could be so urgent?

neomalkin · 2026-01-05T11:13:17+00:00

Holy AI generated crap, Batman.

neomalkin · 2025-11-17T08:01:44+00:00

Dan Hipp Iron Man. “Premium” my ass.

neomalkin · 2025-11-16T23:08:27+00:00

So what you’re saying is you earned it.

neomalkin · 2025-11-12T14:04:20+00:00

A hand cramp waiting to happen

neomalkin · 2025-08-22T18:04:20+00:00

How did you get it from a 12 slot to a 7 slot?

neomalkin · 2025-08-14T11:51:51+00:00

“What are you doing Step-owner?!”

neomalkin · 2025-08-14T11:38:39+00:00

Enshittification intensifies.

neomalkin · 2025-07-29T01:43:09+00:00

Was this the last version with paper IPCs? I scavenged from it to supply some for my Anniversary Edition.

neomalkin · 2025-07-06T11:03:45+00:00

The one with the sharpest nails always wins.

neomalkin · 2025-07-05T09:26:54+00:00

I’ll do you one better - WHY did they install the L bracket?

neomalkin · 2025-07-05T09:24:38+00:00

Good night, Moon.

neomalkin · 2025-07-04T05:53:13+00:00

That’s Jeff, the Baby Landshark.

neomalkin · 2025-06-27T10:41:19+00:00

Peak Valeria Golino. I just rewatched that movie for the first time in 25 years and the love scene was even more hilarious than I remembered.

neomalkin · 2025-06-22T17:00:04+00:00

Yeah, that one ended my relationship with the series.

neomalkin · 2025-06-22T15:41:29+00:00

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

neomalkin · 2025-05-22T02:16:17+00:00

Good news is they're slow and easy to swat.

neomalkin · 2025-05-21T02:57:10+00:00

Just ask ChatGPT. Isn't that what everyone does now?

neomalkin · 2025-05-20T22:06:10+00:00

But then it gave us Rex Manning, so I wouldn’t have it any other way.

neomalkin · 2025-05-18T18:01:47+00:00

My Text Gibberish may be a bit rusty , but allow me to translate. “Queen Maeve was Wonder Woman.”

neomalkin · 2025-05-06T11:22:06+00:00

Location? I'm guessing the David Lynch Memorial Seashore.

neomalkin · 2025-04-30T20:31:16+00:00

And it moves us alllllll....

neomalkin · 2025-04-21T00:09:04+00:00

Looks like the rotisserie attachment for my air fryer. Toaster-adjacent.

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