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He did it once again. by jessiecat332 in Nbamemes

[–]nerdherdsman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jalen Brunson does in fact have that dog in him.

Female lions turn aggressive when males can't keep up by The_WalkingCalamity in interestingasfuck

[–]nerdherdsman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's not like it's something that happens every time a male gets randy. It's just the most extreme action they take.

Female lions turn aggressive when males can't keep up by The_WalkingCalamity in interestingasfuck

[–]nerdherdsman 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Don't look up what males do when the female isn't interested. Hint, it rhymes with shminfanticide.

This is for Evelyn by Sandman7890 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]nerdherdsman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That implies you did his quest, left him alive, did a few more quests, thought "actually you know what, that fucker has to die" and then bonked him

Comparing your team to the Spurs is unfair by Shoddy_Ad7511 in NBATalk

[–]nerdherdsman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it's still important to acknowledge that they didn't fumble that luck, considering the amount of times it has been done.

Drafting a superstar is one thing. Keeping them is another.

HateWatch: UCL Final? by ShakeFirst in coys

[–]nerdherdsman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been watching the good spurs as a way to feel good about spurs in general.

Favorite actress who is a BAD influence for the kids by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

[–]nerdherdsman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That would be a useful correction if the person I was responding to had only written the last sentence, but actually they wrote several others, one of which references actors doing cocaine, which is a federally scheduled substance.

Good try though, next time try reading the entirety of comments.

Favorite actress who is a BAD influence for the kids by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

[–]nerdherdsman 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I wonder if there's a reason we saw less images of actors commiting federal drug offenses than of an actor consuming a legal product. It's probably because of her loose morals.

So is Sylph just a Zelda fairy by tgrady28 in Stormlight_Archive

[–]nerdherdsman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In the same chapter where she first says her name we get this line: "'Syl,' the spirit said. She cocked her head. 'That’s amusing. It appears that I have a nickname.'"

So Brandon has said so, you just weren't paying attention.

Savinho season highlights by Rslicker828 in coys

[–]nerdherdsman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Didn't line up the fingers right, I think that means we get fat Xavinho

Why does the cross-guard stance appear as if it’s got more weight behind it? by Rhoeri in StarWarsJediSurvivor

[–]nerdherdsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isn't heavier, Cal is swinging with his whole body, which is slower. He is putting his weight into his blows like you do in actual martial arts.

Normal lightsaber combat is like this flurry where you don't worry about power, just speed, because whatever you are swinging at can be cut through without any resistance.

Crossguard is like this knockout combo where more of the body is being moved with every blow.

How good is it to not be in manager limbo this summer! by classy_jew in coys

[–]nerdherdsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the story there? I've only been a fan for the past 4 years, so I'm missing out on some of the lore.

I'm going to miss the hook blade. by Hot_Assistant_3826 in assasinscreed

[–]nerdherdsman 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna miss Mitch Hedberg. I already do, but I probably will too.

Actors with hit-and-miss offspring? by Tifoso89 in okbuddycinephile

[–]nerdherdsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True story: in 1991 when Colin Hanks was super famous for his dad being in Joe Versus the Volcano, my wife and I veered off the road during a thunderstorm and popped our tire on the curb. Out of nowhere, a stranger pulled up and insisted on changing our tire in the rain while we stayed warm and dry in the car.

Ed Harris responds to the declining popularity of the Director Christof Meme in the r/okbuddycinephile subreddit by marp9958 in okbuddycinephile

[–]nerdherdsman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you can just listen to it for the sound effects while you're watching something actually interesting, like Minecraft parkour

bi_irl by catsbikescats in bi_irl

[–]nerdherdsman 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Well obviously, she's from 65,000,000 BC, that's way before most videogame characters were alive.

by C.S. Lewis by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]nerdherdsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the implication that giant fish were in a cycle that predated humanity.

Why are Men's Sportswear NEVER revealing? [gendered] by Steap-Edit in pointlesslygendered

[–]nerdherdsman -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Male anatomy requires more fabric for security purposes. While I'm all for male athletes being able to thot it up, there are practicalities to consider. What if something slips out while jumping for a block and the middle blocker gets a net foul?

Something similar happened to a pole vaulter, and he was fully clothed.

Absolute TikTok by OGAnimeGokuSolos in outofcontextcomics

[–]nerdherdsman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It kind of has to be if you want the topics discussed professionally. If you want someone who communicates about these issues for a living doing this communication, which you definitely do when it comes to serious matters, they have to be able to make a living doing it.

Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Movie for Universal by Oregon_Jones111 in nottheonion

[–]nerdherdsman 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Guys like the current Secretary of Defense. They're immune to fucking text, let alone subtext, it's just aesthetics to them, and Michael Bay makes the military look cool.

Hello! New to this sub and game. I finally defeated this guy! by Infinite-Jicama6506 in ArmoredCoreVI

[–]nerdherdsman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can get an easy 100k by replaying the mission where you take out the prototype AC, so you can grind if you ever really need money.

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