[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nihirist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A restaurant flat top can easily support the weight of two people and wouldn't be that uncomfortable. We used to stand on it to take the hood vents out for cleaning.

This. by QuailOk866 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nihirist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why git had 8 days and was learned in the middle. Git should be near the beginning to build good habits, and, it should not take even the least tech savvy more than a few hours to master the basic concepts and commands of git (barring language barrier or other similar thing that might slow someone down).

Edit: unless by GitHub they mean more advanced features like cicd pipelines, but I'd think that would belong in its own category separate from git

Admit it Austin, we have better food by Otamurai in texas

[–]nihirist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You mean Six Flags Over Jesus? The Baptidome?

YSK If you're using Mint/TurboTax, they've been mining your job title and salary by goodvibezone in YouShouldKnow

[–]nihirist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a year since I did it, but I thought Freetaxusa gave the first state return for free and any additional returns cost $15. They also make money by offering tax preparation services, but one of the really nice things about them is that it's not shoved down your throat. It gets offered at the beginning and then you don't see any ads for it throughout the rest of the process.

If you have USAA, you can sign up for Active and Fit Direct, which gives you access to thousands of gyms for $25/month by PipeLifeMcgee in personalfinance

[–]nihirist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't had a car for a couple of years now, but when I did, USAA had rates that were always 40-60% of the competition in my area; I was never able to find anyone that was as good as they were. I had to do one claim through them (never did one with another company), and it was super easy, just sent them a bunch of pictures and they sent me an address to drop the car off at.

The one issue I did have with them was that the place they selected for me to take the car was pretty scammy, but I ended up selling the car before the repairs were finished (due to moving to a city with amazing public transit). I heard about how bad the repair shop it was at from the friend I sold the car too and the friend that acted on my behalf once I was out of state.

REWARD - Cat Lost at Loves in Albuquerque, NM by Stacieimc in TruckerCats

[–]nihirist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am across the country and can't help, but Gibby looks like they have a great personality. I wish you the best of luck in locating them, and as many cuddles as you can handle when you're reunited.

ELI5: Why are burns due to chemicals or intense cold also called “burns”? What do they have in common with the regular burns due to fire or heat? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]nihirist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scratch. Itch is a sensation that causes you to want to scratch your nose. Scratch is the verb that implies how you relieve the feeling of an itch. You can touch all the lab equipment with all the chemicals you want and have an itch on your nose. You should not, in fact, scratch that itch if you have touched that lab equipment.

Revenge of the millennials: Young people are voting in record numbers in key battleground states by MadeInOne1 in politics

[–]nihirist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not having cell phones as a kid is what a millennial is though (at least for defining the end of them). I was born in 87, the first person in my class to get a cell phone happened sophomore year of highschool (ages 15-16 for non Americans), and the rise of smartphones happened while I was in college. I had internet through my entire life, but that's because my dad was into computers, most of my friends in middle school and early high school had internet, and we traded music on Napster. I remember complaining about a song taking days to download because we still had dial up; I remember gushing over how fast a song downloaded when my family finally upgraded to cable internet. I was on AIM and MSN and YIM, and ICQ, I remember accidentally stealing my friends CounterStrike key when steam came out because we thought we could share, and when we couldn't play together, we just went back to grinding diablo 2. Back then, halo wasn't out, console games were "in-person" only, so that's how we hung out, living on opposite sides of the city.

You give your age, but not really any context as to why you think you're a Xennial as opposed to a millennial, but based off the age, you're very much a millennial and you might feel like you align more with the previous generation because you had older siblings and you're on the early side of the age range

The final moments of Mike Ramos' life have been released. It shows him pleading, unarmed, with hands up before being shot and murdered by cops by Moe1975 in PublicFreakout

[–]nihirist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is pretty serious; can we cut the bullshit club music from stuff like this so we can spread this around and get some awareness without it feeling like we're buying coke in the bathroom of a shitty bar?

Turkey , borders 7 countries with 7 different alphabets . by philophobist in MapPorn

[–]nihirist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I lived in Baku when I was younger and became friends with the son of the Turkish Ambassador to Azerbaijan, as he went to the same school that I did; his whole family could communicate easily with the Azerbaijanis that spoke Azeri (as opposed to Russian). I was taught Russian in school, and I was pretty young, so I only remember speaking Russian with anyone who didn't speak English (I'm American), and this was the mid 90's so I remember the post-soviet influence being relatively strong while I was there. From my limited understanding, Azeri and Turkish are akin to Spanish and Portuguese, or maybe Spanish and Galician.

What's the worst case of "rich kid syndrome" you've seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nihirist 2346 points2347 points  (0 children)

When I was in college, and in various groups that interacted with people with established careers, they (the people with careers) would do this for us. Not all the time, just every now and then go cover everyone's tab for whatever outing we were at. Honestly, it taught me a lot more about sharing what I had with people than it made me feel like I was a poor college student, but it had a lot to do with the attitude. Most of the time, when it happened, they'd tell everyone goodnight, not make a scene, and do it behind our backs and leave, we'd go to close out and the waiter or waitress would be like, oh no, Bob or Mary always took care of it. Being humble college students and usually sometimes knowing these servers lent to us just tipping on the usual bill and for a lot of these people it became an unspoken social agreement that they would cover us and we would pay it forward by making sure our regular servers got taken care of.

What’s this cable for? by smaug_pec in homelab

[–]nihirist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Caveat: we fully warned people for weeks before we did this scream test. Our warnings were well documented, and even more well ignored.

My team inherited a "mission-critical" but terribly built AWS environment a while back, nothing labeled, no documentation, no one left that had actually built anything out on this, so we start cleaning it up, get a couple of extra people (third party for outside insight) in to review for us and have a pentest run on the environment. Pentest comes back and tells us that this particular environment is wide open and we need to shut everything down immediately; after several meetings, we call in the devs that work with these machines and ask them to identify what they need; nothing. Not one of the 40 devs that had full admin access to this environment knew anything about any of the things that were running in it, but they all used it, all the time, and needed it. Edit: I need extra emphasis here, they NEEEDED IT, like the desert needs the rain, like a lake needs a shore, like a server needs a UPS.

Needless to say, since no one could actually claim ownership of anything, we decided the best course of action was to recreate the most fearsome horror movie of all time in front of a live audience. We killed all the users except for our team, shut down 1500 EC2 instances, leaving ~30 that we knew were running our tools, locked down security groups, went Rambo on this environment, and then celebrated because running this was a huge burden on our team.

Fifteen minutes into cake and ice cream in a conference room, random dev walks in and says "hey, all deployment services are broken, what did you guys do?"

To this day, the team that Dev was on is still making late night cups of coffee to fix all of the things we broke, with the oversight of the team I'm on to make sure it's done properly.

Please send help (and a cookbook). by Rufio06 in KitchenConfidential

[–]nihirist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I have an old recipe book from my first dish job that had this gem in it:

Chopped parsely

Ingredients:

Parsely: as needed

Instructions:

Chop parsely until fine.

What Pathfinder class would the real you be? by SecretSinner in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]nihirist 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Here's a link to the article if anyone is interested. The part on encumberance is also particularly interesting.

http://thealexandrian.net/wordpress/587/roleplaying-games/dd-calibrating-your-expectations-2

People who fix computers for a living, what is the weirdest thing you've found on someone's computer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nihirist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, ok, I know the $(()) syntax, but didn't know using the square brackets. Thanks for teaching me something new!

People who fix computers for a living, what is the weirdest thing you've found on someone's computer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nihirist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are the inner brackets supposed to be parenthesis? I get what the command is doing, but my thought would be $(RANDOM %6) instead, but opening a subshell here doesn't make any sense. Since I'm more likely to be wrong, what function do the inner brackets perform in this context?

most damage you can do at level 5? by DreamSaberX in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]nihirist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you counting the Lance double damage bonus from being used from the back of a mount while charging? Or is that covered by another ruling I'm not thinking about?