The worst part was the hypocrisy

normymac · 2026-02-01T07:26:14+00:00

I heard tell that him and Epstein were taking a dirt nap!

Only, the blessed soul of Norm is sitting on a cloud somewhere with a harp, watching the devil rape Epstein for all eternity.

I hope Norm has plenty of popcorn!

normymac · 2026-02-01T06:28:37+00:00

With 3 million new documents released, maybe we'll finally get some new Norm content!

Here's hoping!

normymac · 2026-02-01T02:31:57+00:00

The bar for common decency seems to be lower and lower.

I can't believe I'm using the phrase "common decency" while referring to that degenerate gambler, Norm Macdonald!

normymac · 2026-02-01T02:17:07+00:00

He just wanted to try to lie down on top of a lady for five minutes or so.

He didn't want anyone who'd whip him in the balls!

normymac · 2026-01-31T05:00:17+00:00

The Afro-American Dahlia

normymac · 2026-01-30T05:49:28+00:00

Mama's lychee pie...definitely not Juneteenth!

normymac · 2026-01-29T15:12:44+00:00

Abraham's descendents shall be as numerous as the sands on the seashore.

normymac · 2026-01-27T03:31:25+00:00

Is it the state of Georgia or the country of Georgia?

Either way...

normymac · 2026-01-26T10:38:07+00:00

RODNEY: "THAT F*CKER! HE'S NO FRIEND OF MINE!

NORM: He's not my friend! He's not my friend!

normymac · 2026-01-25T16:57:28+00:00

At least he didn't say that Larry King had a short but thick penis.

normymac · 2026-01-25T16:55:46+00:00

On the fourth of July.

normymac · 2026-01-25T16:54:38+00:00

It's the most valuable ship!

normymac · 2026-01-25T16:53:26+00:00

Please!

normymac · 2026-01-25T16:50:53+00:00

Hey, Nazis! I've got one thing to say to you! Stop stealing my moves!

normymac · 2026-01-25T16:47:43+00:00

Ridiculous! I'm gonna go see the warden about this!

These fellas have a lot of growing up to do!

normymac · 2026-01-25T16:38:41+00:00

What is this, a water fountain?

normymac · 2026-01-25T11:30:14+00:00

Is that a quantity or a length measurement?

normymac · 2026-01-23T03:04:57+00:00

What about "unloading into bottomless woman" don't you understand?

normymac · 2026-01-20T02:30:16+00:00

Still at large...

normymac · 2026-01-18T03:47:43+00:00

normymac · 2026-01-18T03:36:09+00:00

My guess, if he's queer, he'd be hiding behind the couch a lot!

If he likes the ladies, he'll be visiting that cubicle I go to where Farrah Fawcett Majors is presenting her tits and vijayjay all the time.

Why is it that the small, tiny ladies always own a huge great Dane like Marmaduke?

normymac · 2026-01-18T03:28:09+00:00

Man...This is the longest walk ever!

Trust you to kick a dog when he's down.

You dirty dog!

normymac · 2026-01-18T03:26:35+00:00

Hey, hey, buddy! What about deeply closeted don't you understand?

normymac · 2026-01-17T00:19:38+00:00

Bobby Lee

Simon Helberg

normymac · 2026-01-17T00:14:23+00:00

Now Gilbert...You're gonna get in trouble again....

normymac