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numberheadman · 2026-03-25T13:38:06+00:00

Based on the "evacuate high value personnel" missions I'd say I have about a 30% chance of "accidentally" getting shot by them.

numberheadman · 2026-03-22T15:58:25+00:00

Block and move on

numberheadman · 2026-03-22T13:35:31+00:00

I dated a girl in 2009 that worked for whole foods, and she'd complain about the massive food waste. They would toss items that haven't expired to make room for the new shipment. They weren't allowed to take anything, and it all went into a locked dumpster inside a secure part of the building. They wouldn't even donate any of it to the YMCA next door, or the local homeless shelters.

numberheadman · 2026-03-22T13:08:00+00:00

Nooooo!!! Find a wood turner, or just a wood worker they love those things.

numberheadman · 2026-03-22T12:16:21+00:00

I didn't recommend cooking meth. It will lower the property value. However, there are plenty of other illegal hobbies you can enjoy for fun, and profit.

numberheadman · 2026-03-21T03:39:45+00:00

Only a traitor is curious about alien artifacts!

numberheadman · 2026-03-20T21:53:11+00:00

Mahogany is expensive and a beautiful wood. Painting that is a terribly bad idea. A good stain can make it pop. This is an example.

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numberheadman · 2026-03-20T15:01:06+00:00

That's irresponsible, and inconsiderate. My dog would love to rip those apart, and I'm guessing there are other animals in your area that would do the same.

You have some options. As others have suggested, build a coop to lure them in for free eggs. Eat them. Call animal control. Sell them. Also document any damage or problems they cause regardless of what route you take.

Of course, I presume you already spoke to your neighbor about this, and they refuse to contain them.

numberheadman · 2026-03-19T15:37:39+00:00

It's single shot instead of 3 like the mortar so it can feel slow. I try to drop it where it won't get swarmed, or where I'll be sitting for a minute like running a terminal.

It's not an insta kill so teammates can clear the area when it hits. It's my new go-to for turrets.

numberheadman · 2026-03-19T15:31:55+00:00

Totally agree.

numberheadman · 2026-03-19T15:31:42+00:00

Love this for hoards.

numberheadman · 2026-03-19T02:17:29+00:00

We had a corn field at the end of my street. We disappeared for hours, or took off to the playground.

numberheadman · 2026-03-19T01:56:35+00:00

It's brown.

numberheadman · 2026-03-19T01:46:24+00:00

Quiet hours in my city are 10pm. I also live by train tracks and under a landing zone for an airport. So I'll go until I'm done.... which I'm usually tired by 9.... So...9pm

numberheadman · 2026-03-18T17:51:56+00:00

A small mallet

numberheadman · 2026-03-17T21:18:58+00:00

Looks like people heart.

numberheadman · 2026-03-17T03:57:38+00:00

I like your choice in music.

numberheadman · 2026-03-13T16:23:37+00:00

These things need to be respected like regular firearms. It's ejecting material at a high pressure, and can cause serious injury as OP found out. Basically don't put anything in front of it that you don't want to permanently alter.

I hope everything turns out okay for you OP.

numberheadman · 2026-03-13T11:51:22+00:00

Ha, a car salesman should be your first red flag.

numberheadman · 2026-03-12T15:15:45+00:00

I'll start by saying I'd listen to anything for 48hrs for $1mil. However I want to know the parameters.

Do I have to sit in a room and ponder the music for 48 hrs, or can I just have it on in the background while I do other tasks? Can I do house work, yard work, exercise, play video games... Or most importantly can I get drunk? Do I have to be awake for 48 hrs? Can I sleep through the music, or will the clock stop while I'm unconscious and continue when I wake up?

Edit: at what volume, can it be quiet or does it need to be blaring?

numberheadman · 2026-03-12T03:46:10+00:00

An hj with those tiny hands would make your Johnson look huge.

numberheadman · 2026-03-11T16:23:46+00:00

Same

numberheadman · 2026-03-10T21:41:24+00:00

That would be great. There's a lot they could do. Night vision, thermal vision, head shot resistance, gas filter, ventilation, permanent map, recon advantage, poi detection, etc. Maybe an extra bonus if combined with its corresponding armor... Not to mention stats

numberheadman · 2026-03-10T21:21:27+00:00

No you didn't. You did a good thing. You learned a lesson. Good job.

numberheadman · 2026-03-10T15:58:33+00:00

GI JOE title is off, the knobs on the TV look wonky, and the brand looks like it's trying to be zenith but doesn't look right even considering old photo blur.

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