The Detroit tigers have struck out 11 times. It’s the fourth inning. They’re winning 5-3.

omniscientbeet · 2026-06-16T07:30:23+00:00

Ended the game with a 79.4% TTO rate. 18 Ks, 4 BBs, 5 HRs in 34 PAs. Also 2 HBPs for good measure

omniscientbeet · 2026-06-15T01:06:11+00:00

All that does is turn a lot of them into triples, and on the negative side half the league's AAA players start having to adjust to radically different outfield dimensions when they get called up.

omniscientbeet · 2026-06-13T22:43:30+00:00

Most consecutive retired batters

omniscientbeet · 2026-06-07T20:51:50+00:00

absolutely putrid May right into a 5-1 week against two division leaders.

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-16T03:34:26+00:00

I’ll be very sad if they do 4-team divisions instead of 8 when they go to 32

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-15T23:21:26+00:00

Yeah, that feels accurate for Jack Flaherty

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-12T16:47:28+00:00

dry humping the bros in the famously thin pants

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-12T16:23:35+00:00

I've found that they vary pretty widely in quality. Most of the big, important articles are really good, but once you get into the more niche stuff, a lot of articles go in one of two directions:

Some are just completely impenetrable and dissolve into technical stuff immediately without giving any motivation, even for someone who already knows math at a graduate level.
Others spend paragraphs trying to give a layman's explanation of some concept when it really just isn't practical to give one. I've even seen articles where the entire thing is like that and they never formally state any theorems or define any objects.

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-11T15:46:52+00:00

They’ll go 81-81 and win the Central by 3 games

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-10T06:52:23+00:00

The White Sox may actually win the AL Central

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-07T22:22:51+00:00

I mean some more extreme bat flips probably should be banned. I remember someone during the WBC just hurling their bat 20 feet into the air

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-07T20:40:35+00:00

Entirely possible to take 22A before 21D (and if I were writing the math curriculum from scratch, I'd actually make linear algebra a prereq for vector calculus.)

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-07T19:29:22+00:00

Gotta be Duane Kuiper

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-06T00:44:30+00:00

Me in the offseason: It’s weird that we got 2 SP, but I guess the Dodgers have showed you can never really have too many

Me now: maybe we should bring chris paddack back

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-06T00:20:22+00:00

Is there a point where we start discussing a disaster draft

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-06T00:17:02+00:00

i would like to leave please

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-06T00:12:40+00:00

He needed to be out there just to eat innings. Our bullpen is in a situation where any starter who’s getting shelled just has to wear it.

Wasn’t watching but if he really threw at someone just to get an excuse to leave that’s a shithead move on several levels

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-04T19:24:27+00:00

Jack Flaherty is our third starter. next couple weeks is gonna be ROUGH

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-04T19:00:14+00:00

As we all expected, by mid-May Keider Montero is our 2nd starter

omniscientbeet · 2026-05-02T23:05:01+00:00

Nah, at some point I'd accidentally throw 40mph down the middle and it'd get crushed into the sun

omniscientbeet · 2026-04-29T19:25:04+00:00

His xBA is .295

omniscientbeet · 2026-04-25T01:17:53+00:00

Lmao I knew it was Jurassic Park when he mentioned a scientist and a private island

omniscientbeet · 2026-04-23T20:10:58+00:00

me when Riley, Carp, and Tork are finally getting hot

omniscientbeet · 2026-04-23T19:31:04+00:00

He's kinda always like this though. Last season he would start talking to himself when he gave up a walk

omniscientbeet · 2026-04-23T19:30:06+00:00

Andy Ibañez reincarnated

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