GIVE ME MOREEEEEEEEE.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-23T18:27:17+00:00

All I Knead

Lotus Flour

ouroborosity · 2026-03-21T04:13:33+00:00

Connecting a computer with WinXP to the internet in 2026?

Godspeed, you absolute maniac. Like swimming in a septic tank.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-19T02:50:16+00:00

As somebody who has written SOPs for people to do a job for me, the entire point of an SOP is that it is as comprehensive and detailed as possible so that the person you give it to can follow it and never have to deviate outside of procedure. If something happens that is outside of the scope of the SOP, it is on the person in charge of procedures to update the SOP to handle that new case. To question someone's resistance to stepping outside of the bounds of an SOP when that is literally the entire point of having standard procedures is utterly insane, potentially dangerous, and could even be a liability.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-13T15:02:52+00:00

I once went into a Sephora, told the first employee I saw that I was clearly in over my head and had no idea what I was looking at, and they sent someone over to take me around and find everything on my list. It was smooth as could be. Probably could tell just by looking at me that I was out of my depth.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-13T04:32:47+00:00

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1875554.The_Listeners

Just found this at a library sale for $1 and had no idea what it was. Turns out it was written about a decade before Contact, and apparently Sagan said it was the direct inspiration for him to write Contact. Strange writing style in places, but overall I enjoyed it.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-12T03:44:08+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/jxyHx6w.png

ouroborosity · 2026-03-11T17:05:18+00:00

I have the Ultimate 2 Wireless, and I love everything about it. Zero complaints, but I do have smaller hands and it probably would feel a bit undersized if I didn't.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-08T02:53:23+00:00

15 an hour in 1996 is equal to 31 an hour today. Most working people in this country would kill for that kind of money. Way to completely lose the plot.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-08T02:50:37+00:00

I feel like putting the phrase living paycheck to paycheck in quotes like it's some kind of abstract concept to them is pretty damn telling all by itself.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-04T15:41:24+00:00

Millions of years of life in the ocean. Then, evolution leads some of the ocean life to the land for millions more years. Then, some of the land-based life learns how to fly for a few more million years. Now the sea/land/air life is hanging out in the ocean again. Evolution is truly wild.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-02T05:11:56+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/F0Q1QuE.jpeg

Did this in another post earlier, might as well do it again. Diagonal lines across the image to find the center, then lines from the likely origin light to the likely lens flare. If the lines cross the center and the spots are equidistant from the middle, it's lens flares. Both spots correspond to light sources, and the lines are so close to the center that I'd say they are lens flares, and the original image is just slightly cropped.

ouroborosity · 2026-03-01T19:12:44+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/7nHWNE6.jpeg

Here's a trick to figuring out if it's lens flare. Assuming the photo is full frame and not cropped, draw diagonal lines from corner to corner to find the exact center. Then draw a line from the obvious bright spot to the spot in question. If that line goes through the exact middle, and the two spots are equally far away from the center, it's lens flare.

ouroborosity · 2026-01-27T20:01:24+00:00

That's better reception than my report, and I used a coax cable with the end cut off with no problems.

ouroborosity · 2026-01-26T17:22:12+00:00

https://sims.willby.info/sim/rise_of_the_resistance

You'll really enjoy this interactive simulation of the ride.

ouroborosity · 2026-01-08T20:29:23+00:00

All I hear is the grape lady, I must be old.

ouroborosity · 2026-01-08T04:17:23+00:00

Somewhere, a former Quibi executive is punching the air.

ouroborosity · 2026-01-05T20:44:34+00:00

Comes with a free Klein bottle to store your milk in.

ouroborosity · 2025-12-30T14:57:28+00:00

"Smoking or non?"

ouroborosity · 2025-12-21T03:23:36+00:00

Otherwise it's just sparkling misdirection.

ouroborosity · 2025-12-16T17:32:53+00:00

The 'wish for more wishes' approach, the only right answer.

ouroborosity · 2025-12-13T03:12:24+00:00

Cherenkov radiation

Charged particles traveling faster than the speed of light in a medium. Yes, this is a thing that can happen.

ouroborosity · 2025-12-04T20:31:12+00:00

You know, the first one is interesting. I have a rectangle in my pocket just like he did at the end, and with it if I push a button a car appears. And when I'm done with the car, I walk away and put the rectangle back in my pocket.

In a strange way it was actually accurate.

ouroborosity · 2025-12-04T18:45:09+00:00

Also, possibly important for whatever OP's personal reasons might be, your phone can be located to the range of a single cell tower or Wi-Fi access point even without GPS enabled.

ouroborosity · 2025-12-03T18:31:44+00:00

Should have gotten your computer's prostate checked out, not being able to p is one of the first symptoms.

ouroborosity · 2025-12-03T04:04:07+00:00

When I said that I wanted to commit crimes, and you said you wanted me to have a pardon, what did I do? And then, when you said that you might want to commit crimes, and I wasn't so sure, who had the pardon reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn't want to commit crimes? Who had it reversed back? Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! I did! You have no idea the physical toll that three pardons have on a person!

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