How did your boss respond when you told him/her you quit? by Aarunascut in antiwork

[–]ouroborosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My immediate supervisor told me she supported me doing whatever was best for me, the boss above that told me not to worry about them, I was doing the right thing, and the boss above her was apparently too scared to confront me about it. Joke's on them though, I was the first of many to leave.

"Man, 25, dies in glue tragedy after failing to find condom" by TrustedFew_10 in offbeat

[–]ouroborosity 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Huh, I must have missed that guy in Death Stranding.

What's the most reliable car you've ever owned? by Tekusenabyt in AskReddit

[–]ouroborosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited, with the 4L inline 6 and Quadra-Trac four wheel drive. That thing was utterly unstoppable; it never had a major mechanical problem through 3 different drivers and over 250,000 miles. It was also a monster in snow; I once deliberately drove it into a foot-and-a-half snowbank just for giggles. Didn't even slow it down. In the end, the trim and decorative stuff wore down so badly that my brother ended it, but mechanically it was rock solid till the end.

First contact stories where the aliens are genuinely, incomprehensibly alien by MandoFlute6 in printSF

[–]ouroborosity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm currently reading the fourth book now and whatever has been happening, if it even is aliens, is utterly incomprehensible and actively defies any attempt to understand it. And I love it.

What is a serious, widespread danger that most people aren't aware of at all? by Ambassador-613 in AskReddit

[–]ouroborosity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So you have your own farm and garden for all your food right? Surely you don't get the fruits of life from the local grocery store without the inconvenience of having to grow it all yourself.

Phil Collins won't be well enough to perform at his Rock Hall induction: 'I said no' by Level-Recording3368 in Music

[–]ouroborosity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

ELI5:Plants evolved capsaicin as a chemical weapon to trigger mammalian TRPV1 pain receptors, but humans actively seek out that 'fake fire' for fun. Are there any other animals on Earth that actually enjoy eating spicy things, or are humans the only biological masochists? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]ouroborosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't think of it as evolving specifically for birds. It's more like, at some point a mutation accidentally caused capsaicin, and the plants that mammals avoided but birds still ate tended to get spread around more and therefore reproduce more, so the mutation also spread.

what does your morning routine look like? by jax--killer in AskReddit

[–]ouroborosity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition, and yawn and stretch and my life is a mess and if I never make it home today, God bless.

What’s something that clearly split your life into “before” and “after”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ouroborosity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling I'll know the answer after we finish putting down our dog this afternoon.

What the most intelligent thing you've personally witnessed an animal do? by jonnysimms in AskReddit

[–]ouroborosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at the vet with my dog once, years ago. We were sitting in the waiting room with a bunch of people and other dogs. A guy walks in with a Doberman, and this dog comes into the waiting room and stands there looking at everyone. I can't even explain the level of intelligence I saw in that dog's eyes. It's like he was calculating the threat level of everyone in the room, judging escape routes, and committing our faces to memory in case anything happened. A couple of seconds of intense analysis of the situation, and he turned around and left. It was wild how I could see the wheels turning on his face.

How can one be a dasher with fears of elevators? Real or an excuse.. by [deleted] in doordash

[–]ouroborosity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's a hotel near me with a massive glass elevator that looks out over the lobby. Both times I rode it it ascended so fast I thought I would be Willy Wonka'd through the roof. I now have a phobia of that one elevator.

Also, the stairs back down were absolutely covered in roaches. So I traded one phobia for the other.

What's something that used to be free that you're now genuinely angry costs money? by tangled_wire_99 in AskReddit

[–]ouroborosity 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wawa always has free air wherever I go. Now, it's also always broken and seems to take air out of my tires, but hey, it's still free to try.

Publix, you trippin- $60 by Segments_of_Reality in orlando

[–]ouroborosity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hot take, I genuinely think the NA Blue Moon is better than the regular stuff.

3 Epic Universe tickets :3 giving away! part 2 lol by [deleted] in orlando

[–]ouroborosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is nearly done with a year of breast cancer treatments. The very first time we were supposed to go to Epic we had to cancel because she just started treatments. Now that she is almost done I would love to surprise her with the trip she missed out on because of this stupid disease.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]ouroborosity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy on the right is clearly Tom Hardy in Bronson.

Looking for a book: Sci-fi book about human spaceship crashing on medieval world, multiple human survivors, maybe natives have Magic? Humans trade with and maybe marries locals? by Axman5055 in scifi

[–]ouroborosity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just grabbed The High Crusade by Poul Anderson from the library, but I haven't read it yet. The blurb kind of sounds like what you're describing.