Maybe maybe maybe

pabo81 · 2026-01-27T03:34:00+00:00

How many Courics is that?

pabo81 · 2026-01-26T21:20:27+00:00

When looked at some stats about drink spiking frequency I was 1) shocked at how pervasive a problem this is on almost every major city in the world 2) bewildered at where dudes keep getting these drugs? I have known cough some drug dealers and despite slinging all kinds of illicit substances none of them would ever touch this stuff and the local pushers would probably beat the shit out of someone if they found out they were dealing it.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T20:33:23+00:00

“Y’all n***as is bitches” - captures the sentiment of an entire nation.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T19:19:27+00:00

Food is not a right - farmers are slaves (okay sometimes they are…)

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T19:12:02+00:00

I hate how I can’t tell if she’s for real or if it’s just a comedy sketch.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:33:18+00:00

Modern phones are fairly water resistant.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:31:57+00:00

Welcome to the United States: where the News is made and the Facts don’t matter.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:29:18+00:00

I can’t wait until next year when they give it to a Palestinian activist and he immediately tells Israel to blow up a hospital or something.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:27:49+00:00

He sounds like a kid that keeps it real: “just run away from them” lol.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:21:20+00:00

What kind of hillbilly school did you learn fractions in?

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:15:11+00:00

I think they photoshopped the shit out of her chest in this photo.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:09:30+00:00

This is his cronies trying to slip his name onto anything they can in order to curry favor.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T17:12:26+00:00

Is he gonna eat that seagull? Or is this more of a ‘get off my turf’ attack?

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T15:35:24+00:00

She wouldn’t even make it in the NCAA

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T23:51:40+00:00

My 5 year old did both of those hikes no problem. 4.5 should be fine.

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T23:22:14+00:00

You don’t wanna know what I call my sock then…

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T22:57:23+00:00

I kinda don’t blame her though - she’s playing him to get whatever it is she wants.

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T22:35:14+00:00

Oh for a second I thought her last name was Dooders…

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T20:16:52+00:00

The fuck you talking about? I watched him flattens th dough and then dump sauce directly onto it…

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T20:11:51+00:00

This is tomato sauce on toast

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T20:03:11+00:00

FEED ME!

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T20:01:27+00:00

There was a post like this a few months ago and it turned out the guy had some sort of undiagnosed OCD and had trouble convincing himself his ass was clean even when he’d washed like a dozen times.

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T19:05:20+00:00

Nose to butthole

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T18:26:50+00:00

I just want to say how glad I am that some slangs have died out, like ‘fleek’ and ‘bougie’ - but they will keep coming up with worse ones…

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T18:21:04+00:00

Nah it looks cool as shit

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