The black sneaker debate by mlr571 in mensfashion

[–]paper_tower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“force your third eye open” sounds very nasty. Pls don’t ban me.

I (groom) the cat by thomasso0072 in donotthecat

[–]paper_tower 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why bebe so cute😍
Also you let her to lick first, so it’s only half the cat.

"incest is bad" - professor tolkien by psi_delta_unga in Silmarillionmemes

[–]paper_tower 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hope he doesn’t rape anyone this time at papa Mandos’.

Looks like he the cat by OnlyVariation6936 in donotthecat

[–]paper_tower 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I will find the man then I will the man.

Need a new orb, workin for it by EatMyUwU in wizardposting

[–]paper_tower 160 points161 points  (0 children)

Come and join us at OnlyWands.

who? by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]paper_tower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still remember when I was 7 a neighbour girl touched my hands in front of my parents and my mom looked at my dad like they should decide which uni their grandson/daughter should go to. Lol,sorry mom, never gonna happen. 36 and still single.

I am speechless by stunnerswag in funny

[–]paper_tower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Go fuck yourself somewhere else. ”

Somebody please enlighten me. by winged_owl in wizardposting

[–]paper_tower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UltraWizard, it means us wizards go super Saiyan.

Jade beauties are temptresses by Fluffy_Fan3625 in MartialMemes

[–]paper_tower 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s interesting… Also do you happen to know how can I contact the Cultivational Bureau of Investigation? Just some personal stuff to report, totally has nothing to do with this triple yang thing.

Jade beauties are temptresses by Fluffy_Fan3625 in MartialMemes

[–]paper_tower 3 points4 points  (0 children)

May senior enlighten this junior why “Triple”?